Meet Eva Longoria's New Bodyguard!
Tuesday, August 21st, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
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she really looks like a midget!!...and a fucking ugly one...bitch is Overrrated!!!
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I think she's quite cure, and the other woman does indeed dwarf her. The comparison was never likely to be a favouravle one.
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*quite cute*
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Is that Wozie as a bwond? Awww, how cute! She has a fwend:) I like Eva's looks, just not the 'tude so much. Her whatever he's supposed to be athlete boyfriend who I can't quite figure out seems much easier to take.
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i guess people would rather fuck any tall girl than a shorter girl.
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Eva looks like a dried up rat. Disgusting!! The woman next to her is probably not taller than 5'5..
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These attention whores all take cues from Paris Hilton, which is a bad idea, esp. when the fat girl loses weight & gets modeling deals & ad campaigns & becomes more respected than you.
IE, Nicole RIchie..
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