Jessica Biel in FHM Magazine, France, September 2007

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Mamacita!!!!..she has a very fucking hot body!!!!!!!...the face it's fine but the body is just incredible!!

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007 @ 3:12pm
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MY GOD!!! SHE IS THE HOTTEST CHICK IN MOVIES TODAY BY FAR!!!!!

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007 @ 3:20pm
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I just saw "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry"(which was miserable, by the way) and Jessica Biel looked really good. Her arse was like a work of art

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007 @ 3:28pm
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*sigh*...I don't speak french, but I'm sure her comments go something like this:

"Blah Blah Blah I hate being sexy blah blah blah serious actress yackity shmackity paparazzi suck doobady shoobady look at my ass."

She is beautiful, but MAN, shut your mouth!

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007 @ 3:34pm
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tooo much threads on....

her sexiness leaks through neverthelesss....

yummy

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007 @ 3:48pm
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The hottest Jessica

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007 @ 3:49pm
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like the comment joeword.. hahaha

there are some nutty pple out there... where every other chick is fugly or a supposed tranny... ..

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007 @ 3:50pm
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Nice body.....Probably boring as sin though.....In many ways.....

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007 @ 3:57pm
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mmmmmmm butt.

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007 @ 4:12pm
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Yuck, Mr Chubby! We just got that cleaned up!

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007 @ 4:27pm
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HOttest celeb chick out right now. Hands down.

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007 @ 4:32pm
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I bet she is a fuck beast.

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007 @ 4:37pm
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Absolutely beautiful. And she doesn't sound like a retard in interviews. I like her!

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007 @ 5:01pm
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Smokin' hot!

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007 @ 5:17pm
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one of the best bodies by far

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007 @ 5:51pm
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She's a nice thick girl.

Too bad about the Justin Timberlake thing.

Hey look, I'm dating a closeted homosexual, I'm not a lesbian!

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007 @ 6:16pm
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there's something i don't like about her face

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007 @ 6:44pm
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Everything about her is incredible to me! Super fine with an Exclamation point for certain. My kind of heaven has a few of her for sure.

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007 @ 7:06pm
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Why can't we clone this woman? It's not fair one of them exists.

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007 @ 7:11pm
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I'd motorboat nose deep in those ass cheeks

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007 @ 8:11pm
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pretty.

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007 @ 8:20pm
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I speak French. It says "To be sexy, sexy, sexy, is not very interesting on a creative plain [level]. Who cares, just stay sexy. Do a serious role if you want to be taken seriously. And keep that fat ass.

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007 @ 8:39pm
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Whoaaaa...she is SMOKINNN in this photo shoot!!!!

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007 @ 9:26pm
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a bit of a lion face...i'd bust some bestiality out on her ass though...

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007 @ 10:05pm
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fuck me gently with a chainsaw!

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007 @ 11:00pm
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Jessica Biel + the Photoshop skills (I'm assuming) of Italian FHM = GOD FUCKING DAMN

Why can't the American men's magazines get anything this hot?

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007 @ 11:36pm
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Uh…French FHM. I knew that. Whatever, this is still the hottest damn thing I've seen all month.

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007 @ 11:38pm
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she is nice

Friday, August 24th, 2007 @ 12:10am
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jessica....ooo la la

Friday, August 24th, 2007 @ 4:47am
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Is it just me, or does she always look like she just finished having sex?

Friday, August 24th, 2007 @ 6:39am
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something about her face pisses me off i dont know what it is

Friday, August 24th, 2007 @ 3:32pm
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I'm sorry but I don't know how she is the most beautiful person. I don't think she's that great. Plus, it's all airbrushed. DOn't fall for it.

Friday, August 24th, 2007 @ 9:51pm
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it's a man baby..

Friday, August 24th, 2007 @ 10:00pm
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Mmm... Jess... *drool*

Saturday, August 25th, 2007 @ 8:28am
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Her face looks like...I dunno.... a dude? un old person??
There is a serious problem with her face. Nice body, yes.
She needs to wear a mask of Adriana Lima(prettiest face ever) or something.
Then she will be perfect.

Personally, NOT hot at all....sorry

Sunday, August 26th, 2007 @ 8:34am
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Bitch aint' hot.
She has all the right parts, but there is no passion or heat coming from her.....boring!
Look at that dead face in the pic where she's lying down.

Thursday, September 6th, 2007 @ 7:51pm
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and that "Culo" has to taste great!!!...

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007 @ 3:14pm
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If I hear "fugly" or "tranny" on this one, I might scream.

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007 @ 3:31pm
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Gorgeous!
Best thing on this site in a long while.

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007 @ 3:33pm
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