Caption This, Bitches! (Barely Legal Edition)

''What's this on my upper lip? Oh, it's just depilatory cream to get rid of my moustache! Why do you ask...?''

*Booming voice from the sky* "We return to the Halls of Justice to see what happens when you take off the Little Orphan Annie Decoder Ring!"

Eww milk is gross. Go soy milk, rice milk, and almond milk! and even coconut milk! theyre healthier, less fat, and cruelty free!

"Milk, it shrinks your boobs and enbiggens your head!"

LOL. Who is she trying to fool.

Ha ha ha. Ed, that's brilliant.

"Now that I'm 18 I can taste all the cum I want!!"

Thanks King.....
Ah....You realized the milk we drink is pasturized and is only 4 or 5% milk fat at best.

"The old guy who i was with earlier was little off."

I'd lick all that milk off her body, and suck her natural milk out of her tits.

boring

Yeah her waist it that long... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA.... NOT!

"goddamn it, i'm still short"

^^ lmfao...good one...this midget has started to get on my nerves...i dont like seeing pix of someone all the time...esp when the chick is abnormal looking and nowhere near hot

enbiggens? Is that even a word? I'm sure it's not, but it's funny. Let's roll with it.

"effects of a projectile semen spurt"

I don't think I can contribute anything that isn't totally cliched.

maybe shes on that milk diet where you drink 24 ounces of low fat or fat free milk in 24hrs

"...teens who choose it tend to be leaner. Cheers to that."

Jesus fuck! When are advertisers gonna stop being such idiotic twats?

"Explosive cum shot!"

Cruelty free? What if I like knowing my milk was made with as much cruelty as possible? I hope they tortured the cows unnecessarily before sucking their udders dry of their sweet, sweet milk.

"Milk, it does a greasy midget good"

I would love to suck those tits. Then theyd get all swolen and Huge.

wow eww. with all the sexual jokes? she is so young, thats gross.
and shes ugly to add to that. no joke. huge nose and forehead and her hairline/bangs are always fucked up, such as in this picture.
and she is TOTALLY photoshopped, its so obvious idiots.

It pisses me off when stupid celeb's do these Milk ads. Milk causes diabetes www.drmcdougall.com read about it. And any fluid that puts 450 pounds on a baby cow in a matter of weeks most certainly does NOT keep teens lean...