The Bastardly Minute With... Keeley Hazell

I envy her body, but not her face.

Holy Shit!!! The 1st peecture :O

Absolutely perfect...
with a BAG!

WOW...she's fucking amazing....absolutly stuning....HOT HOT HOT HOT...burning HOT

Nice breasts, but the face isn't the best.

I would totally slide it between her pit and tit.

I don't think she is attractive at all. She has a bucketload of make-up on, and her body will be saggy in a years time...

hot, but too much f-ing make-up

Hot body but tits are too big, will sag in a few years. Very average face.

This girl is smoking hot. I really love her eyes something about them. Then again i love almost all girls.

Don't know who this be, but man she's the HOT!!!

Great Body. Butta Face.

Too much make-up and still fug. Stop posting these buttas please. This is not a relative issue. We all know she's butta, bet you do too. At least, bag it for god's sake!

i'd use that juicy mound for a pillow...

fugly

Face: 1.5
Body: 10

I just watched her sex tape...she looks great naked, but the video itself is pretty crappy - all you see is the ass of the guy on her.

Very shaggable!

WAY over airbrushed and a nasty ass face - she tries too hard to look sexy

what is it in the water over there in Britian with these fairly slender women
having huge tits? How can they just gain curves but no fat tummy or thighs?
it's amazing.
Or is this a good boob job?

I didn't know Elle Macpherson's Dentelle underwire bra came in 32E until now. That's cool, I guess...

the lingerie is kinda granny-ish. too much material

Fake. Meh.

her body is hot

Those are some SERIOUS Tits

My god!! She has got to be one of the hottest women on the planet. Period.

I'd fuck the shit out of her as long as I wore a condom.

Ugly face, but banging body.

I'd lick it, then I'd stick it.

I love all of the full of shit idiots in here who say she is ugly or average, etc...you guys could NEVER get a girl like this in your life. It's easy to rip someone apart from your parents basement after playing World of Warcraft, but face facts, this girl is smokin' and you could never get a girl anywhere close to her. peace out faggots.

Not a male and have complimented many on this site. She's just not very pretty. Period. Amazing body, just not cute facially.

Now the question is, are you bangin' enough hot chicks? Or are you just waxing your pencil dick? Perhaps packin' a chode?

Probability of a short-coming, "Johnny Dangerous", is on my side.

So I looked her up on google and she looks a little better without make-up, I would now conclude cute, but not beautiful (in regard to the face).

I still stand by my Johnny Dangerous comments.

This just in: Johnny Dangerous cries when he climaxes.

With this premise and a little logic thrown in, that means Johnny Dangerous cries often, by himself, in 5 minute intervals.

I want her so much! I think she is lovely. And those tits! Sex tape wasn't all that...but still. Yum!

BIG TITS,BUT A VERY UGLY FACE. SHE BELONGS ON THE OTHER SITE, WITH THE BUTTA'S. DOUBLE BROWN BAG THIS UGLY OVER-RATED BITCH

Ugly? WTF? She isn't ugly at all

mimesis = model hating, bitter, angry, lesbian.

she is the type that would grab your attention at a club/bar because of those huge tits and hooker make up (still ugly with it...damn) that says, "yeah, i am hungry for a dick"...when you are in a room with a chick like this, almost no guy even recognizes you

^^^ agreed.