Jessica Alba Lookin' Skinny @ 2007 Teen Choice Awards
Monday, August 27th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Jessica Alba Lookin' Skinny @ 2007 Teen Choice AwardsMonday, August 27th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson Related in a Scandalous way:48 Scandalous Comments |
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she looks bad
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fuck
isn't she done yet?
or do we have to suffer through another year of coma inducing interviews where she tells everyone how she wants to be taken seriously as a actress
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Bad pictures, bad shoes.
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I don't like the hair, makes her forehead look huge.
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Herpes alert!!
She got crabs.
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i donot know why but she annoys the hell out of me. shes a stupid anorexic overrated talentless bitch who should shut up. she will never be taken seriously and no one cares about her unless she shows some skin
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this is what white boys and hollywood do to good looking women ....make them not feel good about their bodies until they turn into anorexic boy bodies.....fucking homos
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horrible hair
horrible eyebrows
horrible clothes
horrible actress
horrible all around
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she needs to gain some weight
and jose, you have a good point
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ewww i hate this fugly whore
she won choice hottie AGAIN
i was lyke WTFFFFFFFFFFFF
are people blind
da torch should soo totaly be
Sophia Bush's or Megan Fox
shez sooo fuckin ugly
hur eyes luk lyke walnuts
(in a bad way)
and shez pigeon toed
and self obsessed cunt rag
I HATE HUR!
she shud just die:)
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#11 she got skinny and blond to fit homo white hollywood standards they dont like curvy women
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Unfortunately actresses can only pay attention to casting directors, talent scouts, and fashion designers who prefer anorexic women. Otherwise actresses get no money. Then the myth that skinny chicks are more popular gets even more perpetuated by Harvard MBA nerds who would not recognize a beautiful woman even if she was sitting on their laps. Their flawed number crunching algorithms that measure BS like Q factor are then read by chicken-sh*t studio heads who only order more of the same types of movies that made any decent money earlier.
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Very bad. About her sexinest-forget. she need good psyhiatrist.
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she looks unhappy
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smh @ anorexic white women, anorexic women period. Shit is gross, only guys that like that kinda sick shit are mostly white guys..meh. Let them have the bones. :)
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Is it just me? Or does she look like she aged 30 years. It looks like she has grey hair and nasty bags under her eyes! And the skin looks so dry and gross. And my god, please tweeze those caveman eyebrows!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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bleah
fugly
rude
mean spirited
egotistical
and not even CUTE! not even sub par ALRIGHT looking
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Eat something you whore.
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your comments are funny... I would... & so would you
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stop smoking and enjoy at least two meals a day sweety.
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this stuck up bitch would get grudge fucked in the ass
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long neck!
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She looks gross. All tired and old. It's the smoking. And that hairstyle makes her forehead look humongous!
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She's trying to conform to Hollywood's idea of beauty. Sad.
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big ass head if ya ask me
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Throw this herpes bitch a burger!! Stat!!!
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she's fading
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gah...the downs syndrome eyes are really showing tonight...
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I don't mean to disagree with most of everyone here... but I happen to think she looks pretty okay in these pics. She's not that bad. I like her.
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To No. 12: Ms. Jessica Alba is THE most beautiful woman on the planet and has been acclaimed so by every legitimate men's magazines. She is also the nicest, most decent female human being ever born. She is a versatile and talented actress that has been recognized by her peers as well as fans as offering outstanding performances in both comedic and serious roles. She has juicy, luscious lips that make Angelina's look like chicken livers. She has a marvelous tush that looks extremely attractive in her white bikini. She can also kick anyone's ass without breaking a sweat. While she will never display her breasts to the public eye, we know that her nipples are quite responsive and are surely works of erotic art. She has earned a place in my soul and if I were only half my age, living in LA, and ten times as buff, and rich and similarly famous, she would marry me and have my babies.
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i was going to bash alba (because i DO think she looks old, tired, and 'rexic here) but Mark has scared me and I'm now too afraid to outwardly say anything, lest he sick his alba-hunting dogs on me.
im sorry but...
versitile and talented actress..?
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO.. oh and I'm sorry but dark angel is just a show.. she can't REALLY kick ass especially without breaking a sweat.. you might be living in dream world..
shit, here come the dogs.
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What is the big deal with this round pie face? I ran into her at Barney's NY the other day and she looks unrecognizable, nobody recognized her. She looks like a homely Hispanic chick.
She can be appealing enough, but America is definitly way in over their heads with over-publicizing under-talented overhyped individuals such as her, and more so with pieces of trash like Paris Hiton, Nicole Richie, etc.....
Droopy Penis Nose & Anorexic Gnat Wasp need to get eliminated, they are a bane to my sanity and to society combined. And my sister went to school with them! God, we need to turn our attentions elsewhere...to worthy celebs.
besides, when she accepted her slut of the year-- i mean hottie choice or whatever -- she goes, "im going to dedicate this to ross, a boy i liked in school, and you never liked me because i was pigen toed, cross eyed and fat. but look at me now!"
such a modest little twat. she needs to get over herself, like, NOW
herpes, bug eyes, fish lips and one STANK personality
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I'm probably in the minority but I just don't think she's all that great looking. She's not ugly but I think it's her eyebrows and her eyes that I don't care for. She's got a nice smile though and she seems like a nice person.
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Well of course she's NOT hot!!!! She's just an average girl. Her face is not average OR even sub par, but FUG.. Her body is actually really NOT hot... HUGE, oversized ass ( like her head and ego ), no boobs, waist as wide as hips, no curves of any sort. She's sooo incredibly OVERRATED though, probably the most overrated female in history. If she wasn't famous, NO one of you would turn your heads to look twice at her if you saw her walking down the street. I don't know where you people live (maybe some of you live in caves), but I see WAAAY hotter and prettier girls than Jessica Alba very easily all the time walking down the street and everywhere. She's just so AVERAGE, there's nothing hot or special about her.
She just happens to appear incredibly photoshoped, airbrushed and digitally enhanced and caked in gallons of makeup after being in the hands of a professional stylist and makeup artist for at least 5 hours in every freaking picture or movie in which she looks SEMI decent ( except for her shitty abortion of her GQ layouts ). Talk about more fiction than reality? There's not a single non photoshoped or non digitally enhaced image/picture/movie of her in which she looks anything close to slightly hot. Any other ok looking actress or girl would look just as hot (and many WAY more) than she looks in the very few movies/pictures in which she manages to do so with all that same makeup/photoshoping/digitally enhancing/airbrushing shit going on. She simply always takes whore roles which require to look great... and if Kiera Knightly, Natalie Portman and a million other actresses did that they would also be considered "oh so hot". Think Halle Berry playing Catwoman... if her whole acting portfolio consisted of playing roles like that. That's the case of Jessica Alba. If Angelina Jolie had done that with her acting career (Tomb Raider;)) she would have already conquered the world. Because Angelina's hot, but Alba?? Alba's NOT!!
Some of you dudes are pathetic losers if you truly find Alba hot. hello, HERPES!!!!!!
Man, Kim Kardashian is hot, but Alba!? Fucking NOT, NOT AT ALL!!!
So you losers who idolize the incredibly overrated average Alba, just look around, it may happen that you easily find a way hotter and prettier girl than her, maybe even your own freaking girlfriend.
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She should've given Derek a message instead of some kid who didn't pick her to be on his team. I think herpes is much more serious than that.
"Derek, you A*S! you gave me herpes! Look at me now! Look at me!"
That would've been funny.
http://www.fafarazzi.com/gossip/144291/derek-jeter-gave-jessica-alba-her...
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So she's skinny, she smokes, and she has herpes. So not hot.
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#40
my roomate is in his second year of med school at johns hopkins, and yeah, check out this pic he showed me, and believe me, this is NO ordonary cold sore!!!!
http://thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/2007/06/jessica-alba-ff2-premi...
guess all that sucking, fucking and all that caught up with her. ha ha i doubt iot was jeter, it must have been from all those producers, directors, scriptpeople, etc. for her crappy roles in flicks. couldnt have happened to a better cunt. lol
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john
fuck
isn’t she done yet?
or do we have to suffer through another year of coma inducing interviews where she tells everyone how she wants to be taken seriously as a actress
^ ^ THANK you!
shes a herpes ridden slut with a horrible personality and i think its funny that she has herpes. ha ha
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mark
shove it
no one givez a shit!
shez a self hating whore!
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all just jealous!
she's fraeking hott. and you know it
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She looks abit drugged up and tired. And thin. Still pretty, but its a thin line. Eat girl and get some rest!
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shes fucking gross
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john
fuck
isn’t she done yet?
or do we have to suffer through another year of coma inducing interviews where she tells everyone how she wants to be taken seriously as a actress
^ ^ ^ amen to that. but john, not on this site, please, she could be on flavor of love, take a shit on the stairs and admit she has herpes and STILL this site wouldnt bash her.
weve been hearing the speech "i want to be taken seriously! im sick of sexy roles!" fucking bullshit.
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sshe looks fine to me...hot as always...
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dude, no one ever said anythingto make jessica feel bad about her body. when she used to be curvy, all any one did was rave about it. its NOW that she's gotten so skinny that everyones saying that she looks like shit.
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Someone please feed her foods rich in protein until that dress is straining at the seams in the appropriate places.
The girl looks like a bad Ethnic Barbie.
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That hairstyle emphasizes her huge head.
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xxxxx About the herpes rumor. You can definitely see something, like a scar on her lower lip. It's more noticeable in the pics from the Fantastic 4 premiere in L.A.
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