Bastardly Asks: Would You Buy This Paris Hilton Shirt?
Thursday, August 30th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
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Funny shirt...paris behind bars!!!....but still not a fan of this bitch...
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worthless piece of poop.
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Will you fucking die already you fucking whore? I wish someone would strangle you with their herpes infested cock. Just ram it back there so it gets stuck behind your tonsils and you choke to death. Fucking cuntbag.
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Damn she is starting to age and weather quite a bit. She no longer looks trim, she is beginning to look frail. I really hope things go down hill for her.
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Worthless c**t!
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I agree that she's aging but that is because she's very tall. Tera Patrick is aging too!
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i'd buy a shirt..WITH HER HEAD HANGING ON A CHAIN
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i'd cut a hole in it and sex it.
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"I agree that she’s aging but that is because she’s very tall. Tera Patrick is aging too!"
yes because the rate at which you age is directly proportional to your height.
what a fucktard.
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tall people do age faster
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"'I agree that she’s aging but that is because she’s very tall. Tera Patrick is aging too!'
yes because the rate at which you age is directly proportional to your height.
what a fucktard."
HAHA.
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I like her new after-jail style, shes got new face pose, new makeup, new airbrush
i like, but im still not a fan huh :)
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Being taller makes you age faster because you're closer to the sun. And being a penis in Paris' vagina is like a lost innocent little boy lost in the diseased forest. TRUE! REALLY!
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dont be jealous cause I said something smart. hah, hah, hah, hah,
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umm skinny bitch why exactly would a tall person age faster?
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There's something about wearing her own shirt that's just plain wrong. Kinda like when rock bands wear their own tour shirts.
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first of all tall people require more nutrients. Second look up the disease Giantism. The tall guy from the movie Real Big Fish and House of 1000 corpse died because he was way too tall. I did read somewhere that tall people have shorter life spans.
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so why dont you tell my why Andre the Giant Died. Was it because he was too short.
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look up the disease Giantism, the tall dude from Real big Fish and House of 1000 corpse died from it Taller people require more nutrients. Which can age you.
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