Lauren Caitlin Upton - Miss Teen USA 2007 - Modeling Pictures

She is one hot piece of US American ass!

shes a very pretty girl for sure, and honestly she just gave a really bad answer to a question she was asked under a lot pressure, it happens

I personally believe that... she's amazingly hot ((:

I sense.....A Tara Conner Bastardly Match up!!!

wait wait wait please tell me that after giving that atrocious, borderline retarded response that she WON?!!? i'm confused...no..i'm leaving the country...i'm ashamed to be a "US American".

Wow. She is breathtakingly beautiful. And dumb as a box of rocks. I couldn't be more turned on right now.

My bone would be the only smart one in her body.

Nothing exceptional at all..I see girls like this everyday in montreal. Attractive, yes. gorgeous, hardly.

She looks like that model Niki Taylor in the first pic. Yeah, too bad she has an IQ of a potato.

Young, hot AND stupid? What a dream. I'd tear that up and then make her fix my dinner. Dumb as she is, she'd probably do it without hesitation.

I'm with #10marlon on this one....what else can you ask on a bitch!!

i actually feel bad for her. that was a pretty unfair question. what's she going to say? that americans are idiots? or that the u.s. educational system is a joke because of a mentally challenged president who would rather provide tax cuts to the extremely wealthy and fund an illegal war, rather than ensuring young americans are knowledgeable and well-rounded? she got stuck with a bad question... not sure what she was supposed to say considering her age and the pressure, though she didn't need to bring up asians... thats for sure.

Bush's education program should have been called, "Every child left behind." Seriously.

#5 No she didn't win. She placed THIRD.

Ah, yet another spoiled pretty girl who will make it in life simply because she can smile in camera and flash her sweet ass around. Some rich guy's toy for sure.

Well the way I see it, by answering the question as if she had no brain, she SHOWED everyone what's wrong with the education and why 1/5 of Americans can't find their own country on a map. I think that was a perfect question for her! After all, she belongs in that category of people.

Mentally, she's below a 5 year old, but physically she's beautiful. She's the next Jessica Simpson, I guess.

What one of the judges should have said after her dumbass answer -

"Miss. Upton, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

seeing that she is dumb as a post...i'd volunteer to show her how babies are made...

not feeling the buck beaver teeth and receding chin

jk i looked thru more of the pics, shes pretty but soooo dumb which is annoying as hell

this bitch is dumb
and she just proved that she is part of the 1/5 of the country.
I am not saying she's ugly, just average.

this chick reminds us of cathy except cathy is fat and ugly

I agree with #21.

pic number 17...i have seen the promised land, and it is good.

hahaha
dumb people fuck great.
so thats good for her :-)

This girl is so stupid she makes Jessica Simpson look like Isaac Newton!!

Freaking unbelievable. This is why I hate Americans.....

betcha can trick her into sucking my dick sayin its an all day sucker :))

I'd eat her ass.

dumb girls are hot

She's looking so fake, but she probably is a nice person. And to her rescue, the question was really dumb.

I could so do it with this chick... Damn she's tasty..
She could use a bit of help (besides the brain) in the tit dept... a cup size or so would be perfect and could only help

sucks to see that she's systematically brainwashed by the machine which raised her in order to spit out answers to questions involving helping third world countries no matter what the question may have been.

Hot but dumb. Her cleavage looks off in a couple of photos though.

You wish Mbitter!!!!!! Unfortunatley for you, I am extremly HOT

I see no appeal whatsoever. Just another dumb peroxide head..

yep, that'll do nicely.

mario lopez is like wtfff did she just say

I really felt sorry when she gave that answer. The question totally came out of left field and would probably make George Bush give a similar answer, though that's not saying much.
She is cute, but I was rooting more for Miss Teen North Carolina that night. Thought it would come down to her or New Jersey. Didn't give Colorado much of a chance at all. Shows how much I know...

I think Germany and Japan have the best educational systems in the world
The longer you stay in US public schools the more behind and dumber you will be.
US private schools and colleges are the best though !!!!!!

hahahahahahahahahahahah i was laughing so hard when i heard her response...this is so sad

tragic

i think there is a better lookin girl in america than this girl but she is pretty

All Barbies have plastic heads.

Mr Chubby trusts no one who's names all end with the letter "n".

hahaha, i like your country :)

what a dumbass lol

Difficult question..Dumb answer and so stupid..If i were her i would just talk about the educational system..But really...Here in Greece we believe that USA has the best educational system and we envy u..What happened? I still remember an american saying that he believed that Greece was in Asia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and smart and well educated..sucks for you ey? yet another girl out of your league :D

She takes a good picture, which is a good thing, because with this exposure she is now getting, her management will be pimping her out for photoshoots, left, right, and centre.