Alessandra Ambrosio Brings The Afternoon Links!



- Petra Nemcova Is Perfection [HollywoodTuna]
- Get $20 In Free Popcorn From Dale And Thomas!! [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Automatische deuren schoonmaken [Flabber.nl]
- Britney's tat [Celebslam]
- Harry Potter Should Bang Teresa Palmer [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- And the Next Generation is born (maybe NSFW) [The Bastardly Society]

- Sophia Santi Dreams About Having Sex With Angelina Jolie [Complex]
- Tila Tequila, got herself a reality dating show on MTV [Dlisted]
- Ashlee Simpson isn't real [Tasteful Celebs]
- Corey Haim pulls out of Lost Boys 2 [SOW]
- Avril Lavigne does not deserve her fame [Cele|bitchy]
- Marisa Miller because summer is dunzo, bro [Fatback and Collards]

- Jodie Marsh various topless photos [RichandBrainless]
- Fergie Pumps Up Steven Tyler [CityRag]
- Fergie makes a good Handbag [The Grumpiest]
- Jessica Alba doesn't work out [The Blemish]
- Georgia Horsley - Miss England 2007 [Horny Oyster]

- Ashlee Simspon cleavage [JordanIsYourHomeboy]
- Avril Lavigne is a Bitch [DerekHail]
- Lucy Pinder's Sexy Game Of Tennis [ChugsAndJugs]
- Sophia Bush Knows How To Steal A Show [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

Once again, as you guys know, we recently tried to upgrade The Bastardly, but ran into some crippling issues. So with that in hand...


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frickity FIRST!!!1

Friday, September 7th, 2007 @ 6:00pm
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Damn it..she's hot....hate to admited but she look's fine....

Friday, September 7th, 2007 @ 6:04pm
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but i still love adriana the most....and i still adriana is #1

Friday, September 7th, 2007 @ 6:05pm
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agree with toro

but she aint got shit on adri

Friday, September 7th, 2007 @ 6:07pm
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Very lickable.

Friday, September 7th, 2007 @ 6:09pm
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nice pictures

Friday, September 7th, 2007 @ 6:30pm
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i like. seen her lookin' better, but i can't complain.

Friday, September 7th, 2007 @ 6:49pm
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SHE RADIATES BEAUTY AND SENSUALITY!

ALESSANDRA IS MORE THAN PERFECT!

THIS GIRL IS OUT OF THIS WORLD!

Friday, September 7th, 2007 @ 7:42pm
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Alessandra is the woman I want. She is my favorite one.

Friday, September 7th, 2007 @ 7:54pm
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I don't know...sometimes she looks hot and other times she looks 'mousey', but I still prefer her over all of these American Britneys...Snow, Spears or Murphy whatever

Friday, September 7th, 2007 @ 8:15pm
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Delicious.
Very cute too.

Friday, September 7th, 2007 @ 8:17pm
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way hotter than Adriana Lima

Friday, September 7th, 2007 @ 8:29pm
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Adorable!

Friday, September 7th, 2007 @ 8:48pm
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nice shots

Friday, September 7th, 2007 @ 9:05pm
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I second junglegirl.
Ale is much more spicy, firey, and naturally stunning.
That is one fine woman and hottest angel.
She can also speak properly and use complete sentences.
She presences and carries herself so well.........she's a keeper.

Friday, September 7th, 2007 @ 9:18pm
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I have seen her candids
and she never seemed drunk!?!?

Friday, September 7th, 2007 @ 9:36pm
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stunning

Friday, September 7th, 2007 @ 10:33pm
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Her hooch, like her name says, must be the food of the gods. I'm hungry....

Friday, September 7th, 2007 @ 11:14pm
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she is cute, but ugly body when its not photophoped(her belly, legs and foot are EW).

Adriana still is the best!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saturday, September 8th, 2007 @ 1:22am
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She's.....interesting.

Saturday, September 8th, 2007 @ 2:04am
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Ale always looks perfect

Saturday, September 8th, 2007 @ 2:32am
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She rocks!!!!!!!!!!!

Saturday, September 8th, 2007 @ 2:44am
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You got first and said nothing. Surprise, you're adopted.

Marissa FTW

Saturday, September 8th, 2007 @ 3:08am
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This bitch is skinny as pre pregnany Nicole Ritchie and still has cellulite.
Wanna see what this mangirl looks like for real?

http://thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/2007/07/alessandra-ambrosio-sh...

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/07/alessandra-ambrosio-shorts-candids-08....

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/07/alessandra-ambrosio-shorts-candids-13....

OH yea, that's soooooooooooooo hot.

lol

Saturday, September 8th, 2007 @ 4:44am
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I swear Im not lying. But I honestly think the Victoria Secret model's from the 80's are way better looking than the current ones. I wish i still had some 1980's VS catalogs. These Brazilian women have ruined everything.

Saturday, September 8th, 2007 @ 6:24am
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The third pic in #35 illustrates my ass point heh

Saturday, September 8th, 2007 @ 6:54am
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Saturday, September 8th, 2007 @ 7:32am
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Pstroyer, you´re absolutly right!!!!!! I checked every single one of the links and the difference is amazing. And Sam, I totally agree with you...specially when I remember that Cindy Crawford, with her toned legs and beautiful curves, used to be one of the angels. These skinny girls were a real downgrade for Victoria´s Secret.

Saturday, September 8th, 2007 @ 8:24am
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Ale is definitely too skinny, and her face is a bit manly, all features are too pointy, that's not hot in my book. Adri, on the other hand is gorgeous in every way.

Saturday, September 8th, 2007 @ 8:49am
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People, let's stop the debate! We do not need to compare them. They have different types of exotic beauty, but what is more important is that Alessandra and Adriana are the hottest girls of the planet.

Why can't we admire both?

P.S.: I love the accent too, so damn sexy!

Saturday, September 8th, 2007 @ 8:53am
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you can never stop the debate. everytime any of the two are posted its the same thing. i just cannot hear someone say ale is hotter than lima without responding. adriana is too sexy...

Saturday, September 8th, 2007 @ 11:21am
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18 said it all. pstroyer, get a life.

Saturday, September 8th, 2007 @ 11:52am
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Anna Beatris Barros is better....Her face is not so nice...

Saturday, September 8th, 2007 @ 11:54am
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47.

Oh come on, you can do better than that. At least try to be a little original with your insults... zzz

Saturday, September 8th, 2007 @ 12:07pm
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uhm. this is neither adri or ale on the right. it's bianca balti.
casperchristophersen.com/assvsass5.jpg

Saturday, September 8th, 2007 @ 1:02pm
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my boyfriend saw a candid of ale yesterday and said she was ugly and nasty, when he sees charlize theron he says beautiful,monica bellucci, he says beautiful, ale, he said ugly.

i never thought she was ugly, just average.

Saturday, September 8th, 2007 @ 1:50pm
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weird people, I bet your b/f is as weird as you are

we are not interesting in his opinion

Saturday, September 8th, 2007 @ 3:14pm
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she looks hot... wow. I like both Ale and Adri... it's just that lately, Adriana's face isn't as nice as it used to be when she was at the peak of her (younger) modeling days... but both girls are still very beautiful.

Saturday, September 8th, 2007 @ 4:33pm
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give some beyonce or some kim, this girl looks like a walking toothpick.

Saturday, September 8th, 2007 @ 5:00pm
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picture 3 is sexy
she doesnt look like a toothpick there but we all know she is, her face is still meh, small small eyes and long nose, not for me.

Saturday, September 8th, 2007 @ 5:08pm
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shez totaly HOT!

Saturday, September 8th, 2007 @ 8:12pm
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She is so perfect! I am jelous!

Saturday, September 8th, 2007 @ 8:30pm
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At least Alessandra doesn't have a fat face and crooked nose

Saturday, September 8th, 2007 @ 9:08pm
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Everyone has to remember that these are professional pics, of course she's gonna look good. The photoshopping, the lighting, hair, makeup, etc. Most of us have seen her candids and she's not as shapely or as stunning as she is here.Especially the ones with the cigarettes in her mouth. Personally, I think she's too thin, she doesn't have one ounce of fat on her body, no breasts. When you see her in her candids, especially from behind, she's kind of scrawny and boyish. A lot of average girls would look great if they went thru the process she does to have her pics taken. But, she still has to have some beauty in order to pull it off, so she's not ugly otherwise you'd have a hard time making her look good.

Saturday, September 8th, 2007 @ 11:11pm
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That's because ale is too busy having a man-face.

Sunday, September 9th, 2007 @ 12:39am
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puuuuuuurrrrr... fection

Sunday, September 9th, 2007 @ 6:15am
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yawn!... the ale, adri debate continues...

wierd person is an prevokin' idiot (check the name). ever wonder why your always in an arguement senario whenever victoria secret models are posted? jelousy maybe?

Sunday, September 9th, 2007 @ 7:20am
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#62 "At least Alessandra doesn’t have a fat face and crooked nose"

HAHA, you gotta be kidding. Alessandra has a weird pointy sloping nose that makes her look somewhat slutty, especially in profile.

www.casperchristophersen.com/nosevsnose.jpg

www.casperchristophersen.com/nosevsnose2.jpg

www.casperchristophersen.com/nosevsnose3.jpg

Sunday, September 9th, 2007 @ 8:03am
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#29
thank you someone seems to have common sense on here! These rail thin hoes ain't shit in candids. I would prefer a everyday woman, its alot more honest and real to me. Hollywood is just imaginary to me. just imagery really.

Sunday, September 9th, 2007 @ 10:11am
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pstroyer, your pictures just proved that both girls are gorgeous .... I do not think adriana is better than ale.

Sunday, September 9th, 2007 @ 11:26am
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i second that.

Sunday, September 9th, 2007 @ 12:08pm
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That 3rd nose vs nose pic is so cute. Now if only they'd turn to each other and makeout... :D :D :D

Sunday, September 9th, 2007 @ 2:05pm
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I second THAT.

Sunday, September 9th, 2007 @ 2:23pm
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pstroyer, I don't know how someone's nose can make them look slutty! Sorry, but that's just mean...

Sunday, September 9th, 2007 @ 3:25pm
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I like her a lot more than petra, but not as much as adriana.

Sunday, September 9th, 2007 @ 4:44pm
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Eve,

When was Cindy Crawford ever a VS model??? !

Sunday, September 9th, 2007 @ 5:23pm
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Cindy was NEVER a vs angel, or even a vs model.

Sunday, September 9th, 2007 @ 7:42pm
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hey "idiots"
since you live in NYC
can see post some real candids of
gisele, ana beatriz, and adri.

Sunday, September 9th, 2007 @ 9:19pm
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Adriana Lima does not have a crooked nose, its just wide.
It's better than alessandras long bird nose, and nobody says anything about it, she kind of looks like a rat.

these days people like to fuck rats..... i don't get it.

give me woman, not rats.

Sunday, September 9th, 2007 @ 10:17pm
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her nose is not even that wide, it just widens out when she's smiling heh... and maybe it's wider nowadays. Her whole face seems a little wider nowadays because of her weight gain.

www.casperchristophersen.com/candids/candid12.jpg
www.casperchristophersen.com/candids/candid13.jpg

Monday, September 10th, 2007 @ 12:33am
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I agree with suck my kiss, Ale looks like rat, she has SLUTTY pointy big nose. Adriana
s nose is very cute, it's not very small but not too big either, it just suits her face.
Ale is too thin and bony, has no ass. She looks beautiful and cute when she smiles.
But Adriana is gorgeous and without flaws in my opinion. Probably Ale would be as much beautiful with some more meat on her boyish bony body.

Monday, September 10th, 2007 @ 10:24am
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I don't know what is harder - my cock or the chance I'll have getting her to service me daily

NICE TITS

Monday, September 10th, 2007 @ 6:32pm
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pstroyer
can you post more of those particular pics of adriana
where she is at the VS store in the white tank top and blue jeans.
like some from the side

Monday, September 10th, 2007 @ 8:51pm
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#84 go here adrianalimafan.net/gallery/view/C187/

Tuesday, September 11th, 2007 @ 1:17am
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thanks ash

Tuesday, September 11th, 2007 @ 2:38pm
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hell yeah.

I see beautiful woman every day. I don't find women that look like rats beautiful, long face, way too skinny face, long ass nose, thin lips, small eyes, curve less body, not attractive.
My six year old sister has more curves than her.

She should at least have a nice body to make up for that face, seriously.

Tuesday, September 11th, 2007 @ 8:10pm
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75 and 76. I thought she used to be. I distinctly remember seeing a picture with her, Karen Mulder, Naomi Campbell and some other chick in an add for Victoria´s Secret. Or maybe it was a Sports Illustrated issue... I´m not sure anymore.

Tuesday, September 11th, 2007 @ 9:38pm
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I would choose for Pepsi Max!!

Monday, December 24th, 2007 @ 7:47am
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wow! I am speachless! She is too hot!

Friday, September 7th, 2007 @ 6:30pm
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boring. gimme more paris. yes, i'm serious.

Friday, September 7th, 2007 @ 7:44pm
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I don't really think she's all that pretty, but here she looks good. I just can't get past her stubby legs, though.

Friday, September 7th, 2007 @ 8:17pm
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very cute

Friday, September 7th, 2007 @ 9:19pm
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I'm so fucking in love.

Friday, September 7th, 2007 @ 11:14pm
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STFU with these model war posts. Ale this Adrianna that.
Most of you rubes have never seen models in person like those who live in NYC.
They are too skinny, too pale, no shape to their legs, no ass, too tall chicks with no tits.
Overrated sluts.
That's what you see in person when in NYC, and one of these man face bitches walks by you on the street with no makeup.

Most of the young just out of college chicks working in office buildings in the city look way better.

Saturday, September 8th, 2007 @ 2:06am
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couldn't agree with you more omega, (this is another bobo by the way)

Saturday, September 8th, 2007 @ 3:12am
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except that she's half naked and spreaing her legs in every picture while being overly airbrushed she's totally boring.

Saturday, September 8th, 2007 @ 5:04am
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14.

I agree that Adriana has better legs but my main gripe with Alessandra is her lack of ass. She looks gorgeous when she walks out on the VS runway but as soon as she turns to walk back it's just a big anti-climax each time. Her ass is flatter than flat.

I don't give a damn about how well she speaks English. Both Ale and Adri have huge accents and I find it sexy like hell :p

Saturday, September 8th, 2007 @ 6:27am
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haha

i dont care, i write his opinion and my opinion, i dont care what you say. you sound very weird and angry.

Saturday, September 8th, 2007 @ 4:35pm
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too thin, whereas adri has gorgeous curves and nicer legs!

Saturday, September 8th, 2007 @ 8:15pm
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thanks bobo and random
usually I'd would catch hell for honest comments like that

Sunday, September 9th, 2007 @ 9:45pm
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79 wow! your neighborhood is probably filled with extremely beautiful women to make you say that. XP

Monday, September 10th, 2007 @ 12:59am
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carries herself well? is that why in most of her candids she's drunk off her ass? shes very trashy imo

Friday, September 7th, 2007 @ 9:26pm
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HOT

Friday, September 7th, 2007 @ 11:20pm
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PS. This bitches eyes are set too close together.
That is a masculine characteristic, and a sign of mental retardation in some cases.

Saturday, September 8th, 2007 @ 2:08am
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spreading*

Saturday, September 8th, 2007 @ 5:05am
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haha, you are really weird your name to, who gets that name haha? only weird people like you.

Saturday, September 8th, 2007 @ 4:36pm
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I've never been a fan, but picture #5 is making me reconsider my position. Absolutely stunning here.

Friday, September 7th, 2007 @ 9:26pm
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If she's supposed to be "man-faced", then call me a man-face lover! :D

Saturday, September 8th, 2007 @ 5:09am
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Ale is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen.

Saturday, September 8th, 2007 @ 4:40pm
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