Bastardly Breaking News!! Vanessa Hudgens Nude Pics Sponsored By Dannon Bottled Water!
Friday, September 7th, 2007 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Rumors have been floating around that the Disney Company is behind the release of this nude photo---yes, my friends, the same people behind Mickey Mouse & the Tea Cup ride might be in the biz of whoring their lil' starlets for a few extra bucks! Who would've known!?!?
What's Disney's Motivation?
Besides being slightly on the bastardly end of the "That's Fucked Up" spectrum, it is purely linked to financials. True, the stock price is slightly down right now, but wait till the end of the quarter when sales figures of HSM related goods are reported. Let's just say this is Disney's way of marketing to the Horndogg Community of the entire world---That's like 90% of all males who surf the net so that equals to around an extra few hundred million in DVD sales. Man, which Horndogg MBA student thought up this strategy?! That dude is definitely in for some Snow White sex!!! Ow!
Regardless of who's behind this, it's very clear that society has reached a low, but it's so much more fun this way!!
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i got the full pics hehe
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Where westy???
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famousboard.com
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she's hotter with something on...naked is not a good look for her...i still want to fuck her brains out....
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I think the bush is making a comeback
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horrible... simply horrible....no snake is going into that premature bush...
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She looks even more like a monkey in these pics.
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GET YOUR NAKED ON YOU SEXY BEAST!!!!!!!!
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Time to bust a nut in her. Aaaaaaaaaah.
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Damn what a Hoe
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Naked and ready for some loving. Who cares about anything else!
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wow bastardly totally called this one
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bitches at basterdly why did u post these u perverts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ahh 4 a secound she could have somekind of a jessica alba body wowe scarry how this wrold is
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These are old pics.....she was like 16 years old, she's 18 now.
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i loves me some skanks...she probably has a tight little snapper to boot...
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Aw, how cute - baby's first Louis Vuitton Pochette! Seriously though, she's WAY too young for me. Zac, however, is a totally different story. Where the heck are his nude pics?
That's why I never let guys take them of me - they almost never reciprocate.
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damn mann i wuld tear dat bush aparttt....so damnn sexiiiiii
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U did think she was cute, but she isn't really...say goodbye to your career Vanessa or hang on a minute, say hello to a new career.
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EWWWWWWWWW okay shes a sicko and gay!
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If you wouldnt hit that you are just gay!
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some of the pictures looks fake to me..
especially #6...
noticed the bra? the head & hair?
geez.. and one more thing,
vanessa has a belly button piercing..
so, why this gurl doesn't have one?
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omg!!!!!!!! wut is the big deal!!!!! every teenager does it at least once!!! how come fergie didnt get fired she posed naked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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yo mann ive jerked off 2 dis like 15 times already dis is truly da best id b all up in dat sexii jungle netime mann...am i da only 1?? how many of all have respond mann
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It's amazing the uproar around nude pics of a woman. The U.S. is such a bunch of fucking prudes. I mean, who hasn't taken nude pics of their GF?
She is simultaneously stupid for allowing anyone to take them and brilliant for releasing them because just about any young starlette out there these days became famous because of some sex scandel (e.g. Paris, Kim K, etc.)
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You are all sick ... what is wrong with you ... these shouldn't have even been posted in the first place .... you should all get a f***ing life ...
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look at page 5!! TO BRAS! Way to make her boobs look bigger...
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does anyone know where i can find these pictures if so please post some web sites that are showing them this one covered them up for some reason
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yuck!!!!!!...vanessa ur destroying ur own reputation!! zac! pls stop it if u r the one hu did it!! thats bad!! if u wnt 2 du dat bitchy things, dnt include vanessa!! u destroyed all the disney channels reputation!! and bc0z of dat u lost all of are trust to you!! we h8 u zac...and pls we dnt wnt to loose vanessa in d nxt high school musical..nobody should replace her there!!.........nobody and no one!
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first off if you're spelling "hate" as "h8" you shouldn't be posting. second off the only problem with her being naked in those pictures is that she's underage. third off she doesn't look like her. though that could be the lack of makeup, airbrushing and fancy cameras.
also if that "vanessaroxmysox" person [either preteen girl or flaming gay male] is such a big fan shouldn't they know that she didn't get fired? i mean this is clearly going to raise sales. and help her career move away from the "disney only" genre.
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these are old pics. i think these were taken before that stupid high school musical movie. either before or during!
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I must admit she looks a little different with her clothes off, still fuckable but strangely not as hot as I'd expected..............
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call me sexy 9084898049 please i want that sexy body on me top and bottom
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vanessa hugens is so sexy with her little 18 year old tities i wanna fuck her so hard and play with her nipples
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they need 2 deport her ass
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ahha she looks like a baby prostitute in page three
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u a dirty ass hoe BITCH ......i thought i could believe in u
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doesnt she shave her vagina?
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wtf !!!! SHES A FUCKING WHORE !!! WUT ON EARTH WAS THAT !!! DONT BLAME ZACK !! SHES THE SLUT !!! SHE LET SOME GUY OR GIRL TAKE THESE PIX !! FUCKING WHORE AND OMG SHE SHOULD REALLY SHAVE !!! EWWWWWW
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fuckin bitches!!!!! shesa motha fucker 4 putting fokin nakid pic of her self on da web!!!
i hate all of ya fuckin bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!
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vanessa you are such a bich i cant belive you got zac in thes and p.s your body is not hot ans your a hoooo ans might want to fixs the boobs and the hairy ass vagina bichhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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vanessa you are such a bich i cant belive you got zac in this and p.s your body is not hot and your a hoooo and might want to fixs the boobs and the hairy ass vagina bichhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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shez a total moron.
she looks lyke a prostitute.
either way shez no hottie.
She luks gud wif clothes and alotttttttttt of makeup
she released them herself
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I thought her breasts were real since they're so small, but they look like bolt-ons.
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I'd hit it.
/Obligatory
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she's not as pretty as i thought she was.
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Anyone notice no Hayden since this broke?
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I would tap that shit so fuckin hard and stick my snake in that bush.
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yo mann ive jerked off 2 dis like 15 times already dis is truly da best id b all up in dat sexii bush netime mann...am i da only 1?? how many of all have respond mann
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I meant two!
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and u ms hudgens...r u a whore??! y are u letting some1 do that to u?? ur also destroying the philippine's reputation...y are letting sombody do dat 2 u?? and now u will tel us ur fake apology??..i rather watching u in tv without any guy than seeing u outhere w/ dat fucking pictures..dats so disgusting....i guess u r bored w ur lame live dats why ur doing dat thing..common were not judging you, but we ur fans are lyk disappointed in wat ur doing..we are fighting for u just to be saved in dat controversies and now....??? ur loosing all of are trust to u..and from d beggining were expecting u dat vanessa anne hudgens, half FILIPINO, LATIN, AMERICAN INDIAN, CHINESE etc...is a good gurl and not a whore lyk girl...o my gosh vanessa....wat is this bitchy things ur encountering.... bullshark!!
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u probably suck zac effron DICK too\
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hay i bet zac fucked that thing. hard to!!
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hay lady dont you think that people like you are descusting!!!
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Hi webmaster!
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is there a full pic #5?it is very hot plz send a link asap
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You can so tell these pictures must have been taken years back. She looks alot younger. Bit of a disappointment they got leaked. Am sure she has learnt from her mistakes. Am still a huge fan of hers though. Mistakes are ment to be made so we learn from them and even if shes a celebrity, she's still young and human. She's allwoed to make mistakes just like all of us. Love her style, music and films. I think she's very preety.
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