Bastardly Lady of the Day - Stefania
Monday, September 10th, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Jackson
Stefania writes:
Hi Bastardly!! I'm from Australia and a big Bastardly fan!!!! Please consider me for your bastardly lady of the day, make me your first Aussie Bastard!! I'm Italian and 18 years old!! People say I look like Jessica Alba. What do you think??
I love you guys, keep up the work!!
Much love from Australia
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
People say I look like Jessica Alba, so Jessica Alba no doubt about it! Could you imagine that!!
Do you like your boobs?
Yeah I'm happy with them! Not too big, not too small! Although people tell me they look fake.
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
I don't have a grandpa!
Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
Not to get in my pants! But I do get told that I look like Jessica Alba as question 1.
Who is your most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
For some reason the only one that stands out is that myspace barbie.
What makes you Bastardly?
The fact that I can whip all you bastards!!!!!
*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won't be so nice as to actually “take down†pictures. However, if we think you're hot then you might just be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!
I just lost my lunch!
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You look nothing like J. Alba. Maybe you are cute but not my cup of tea. Definitely not hot.
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shes pretty in some pics
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the face looks like vida guerra
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Definitely no Jessica Alba, sorry
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I guess those people were drunk when they lied to you...
You're not that bad though...
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boring.
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One up the bum. No harm done.
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it looks like you may have a ok body but your face is terrible, just hideous.
whoever told you, that you look like jessica alba should be locked up for life, with no chance of parole.
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Vida guerra Definitely....But after a 15 round match with Larry Holmes!
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She's cute.
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hahaha
jessica alba my ass!
she is fug as hell
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I hate when they dodge the grampa question.
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I just wacked off to her pics and they were great. Love her long time.
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She needs a nose job. And she does look like she's 14, especially in that last pic. Sorry, not really feeling this girl.
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are you an idiot on top of being ugly...the question wasn't..."would you sleep with your grandpa?"...it was..."would you sleep with a man the age of good old gramps for 3mil...?
i can only attribute your face to a very powerful contraction...when your head was half-way out of the womb...
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Chipmumk meth-face.
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Italian? Looks like a weird Indian face to me. Anyway, rating: 3 out of 10.
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stefania... you're pretty cute, but you're setting yourself up for failure by claiming to look like jessica alba. also, the first pick looks like you're wearing a cheap wig. you're definitely not ugly though.
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Jessica Alba would now still be working for MacDonalds if she looks like you
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oh, that nose!
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2 thumbs down
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you look more like vida guerra:) done worry about all the mean comments! i think you are pretty.
nice shoes on the first pic!
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What's the name of the australian natives? She looks like one of them.
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#36 - they are Aboriginal and yes, she looks like one.
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do you mean she looks like a aborgine.
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OH MY G!!! LOL...vida guerra face for sure! alba, hell naw....
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how the fuck do you not have a grandpa?
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Yeah you look more like Vida Guerra, I really don't see Jessica Alba.
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Yeah, you look more like Vida Guerra.
Also, you bear a striking resemblance to "Ducky," one of the dinosaurs from the Land Before Time.
On a 1-10, you're about a 4.
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Hahahahahaha @ land before time! I am literally laughing loudly.
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why is M Night Shyamalan posting pics of himself in drag?
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her nose looks like a didgeridoo.
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whoah the girl on the left pic 3 is smokin'!!! btw, ur fug...
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as much as i hate alba
u DONOT luk lyke alba
ur uglier den alba!
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Your friend in pic 3 is hot.
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your nose is not at all like jessica alba's so you dont look like her. i agree with others that you look much more like (actually a lot like) vida guerra. please dont go out and get a nose job now because of this. nice boobs though, im guessing theyre on the smaller side cause smaller boobs always look really hot and kinda fake in pushup bras (i know from experience)
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Un-fucking-believable.
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What happened to the brown bag? You brown bag Fergie and she ain't 1/8 as bad as this fugly thing
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jessica alba? who says that? i think you think you look like her...but news flash: You dont! and you are barely average.
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don't act like none of you would bang her. in the picture on the beach her body looks pretty bangin but she is asking for criticism by comparing herself to alba she's fairly cute, much better than what we've seen lately
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I'm not even gonna comment on how mediocre this "Jessica Alba" look-alike (ha!) is, she's probably has gave up reading all the TRUE comments.
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She's actually CUTE.
Fk what you people are talking about. Plus I can tell she looks better in person.
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this is why theres been a BLOTD shortage
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Bigdaddy is right: Ugly girl, stupid pics, bad answers. e concordo pienamente anche sul fatto che Stefania non sembra per niente italiana, quando piuttosto indiana.
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r u kidding? average? she's way above average. the second last pic is really pretty.. 8/10
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funny you say that......she looks like the town TRAMP in the first pic and she says...Italian? WTF.....I think your mom jump the fence with an Indian and TOTALLY lied to about your family history. again....HAH HA HA HA HAHA HAHA HA
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All these girls who think they're fat and ugly and now this... Distorted self image can go either way. Stefania, I'm sorry everybody's being so mean, but not really. Not at all, actually. You should've known better than to offer yourself up to the bastards.
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I've seen worse, ya fags. She wouldn't give any of you fat, zit-faced scab-eaters the time of day, and that makes you so angry.. tsk tsk tsk...
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Wow this must be such a wake up call for your Stefania, you obviously thought you were hot, but alas your not. Respect for having the courage to put your pics up though (or was it just plain ignorance?). If you dont mind me getting into details I think the top half of your face is quite pleasant (you have interesting and cute eyes), but the bottom half needs a little work, I little rhinoplasty (is that how you spell it?) and maybe a little collagen, and I wonder if they can make the space between your nose and your lips a tiny bit bigger. Your body is good though if thats any consolation, but then again we haven't seen you naked so theres no real way of knowing.
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I agree with #5.
Vida Guerra!
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HELL NO!
I LOOK MORE LIKE JESSICA ALBA THEN YOU..
AND THATS THE TRUTH
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see this is why australia sucks kangaroo poo!!
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The one on the right in the triple pic' looks like Adriana Lima with down syndrome and a smooshed forehead. I think she may even be missing a tooth...
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You know what...if you exclude the pic with the guy, she looks cute. But in that pic with the guy...oh my...horrible...definitely getting the Vida Guerra vibe.
PS: I think people would be much nicer if BLOTDs were more common. After waiting for two months, they expect something of super high quality and they're just much harsher.
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uh, not so much
def. Indian or Aborgine, not Italian
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i'm kinda perturbed.... =( why so scarey?
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dd, you're right. She got herself in trouble by saying she looks like Jessica Alba.
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Doesn't look like Alba. Looks pretty good in some of the pics, but made the mistake of putting a hotter friend in one of the pics. Probably depends on whether you catch Stefania on a good day, and then you'd have to worry about the morning. Looks like a spinner.
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ur friends are prettier than u.
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seems to have a plain personality. acts like a kid looks like a kid and no...
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Yuck.....
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I honestly hope she doesn't read these comments. But Oh my how ugly!
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I would definitely do her from behind, and possibly brown bag her from the front. Only remove bag to finish me with mouth.
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAH A HAH A HAH AH......jessica alba..ha ha ha ha.....your just dumn!!...how can you say you look like Alba...hahahahahaha...
by the way the friend in the blue shirt in 2nd picture is way hotter then the "Alba" wanna be!!
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hot body.... her face needs some work
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This poor girl has been beaten with an ugly stick.
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Why the fuck do you put a guy in your pics!?!?!?!
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Number 13!!! AHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!
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Hey, she lives in my home town.. some of her friends look familiar. but she doesnt.
i dont rate her..
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2 fucking month for a BLOD and this is all we get.
That is a big letdown
Ugly girl
stupid pics
bad answers
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yea, no offense, but you look more like Vida Guerra than Jessica Alba IMO
I'll give you props for having the courage to put your pictures up here though.
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She's pretty cute, the first picture especially. But she looks like she's 14 years old.
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Sorry, girl... you are no Jessica Alba.
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