Kendra Wilkinson is a Celebrity Rap Superstar
Wednesday, September 12th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
This chick can barely talk w/out laughing ever few seconds, so I'm pretty sure sucked @ rapping.
This chick can barely talk w/out laughing ever few seconds, so I'm pretty sure sucked @ rapping.
i love this bitch so much....but i don't think i wanna see her sing rap or nothing else!!
just show us you tits and shut up!!
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Nice face you fucking skeeze bag.
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Dumb da dumb dumb......DUMB!
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For someone who is skinny and fit, it's odd that her belly button is more horizontal than vertical.
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Normally, guys humor a really hot, and usually even stupider chick with stupid bullshit like this. Shit we would not tolerate from a normal looking girl.
However, this retard is nowhere near hot enough for us to have to tolerate her "rapping".
DOOM HAS SPOKEN
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Too-Short looks like he doesn't know where he is anymore. It's all become a fuckin' joke to him, he don't even care who he lets on mic anymore, because everyone and their mother thinks they can rap these days, so the shit ain't worth it. The mothafuckin' passion is gone when dumb skinny little white bitches are allowed to come and front on the mic right in front of one of the game's pioneers. Shame!
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dumb or not... any guy who claims he wouldn't rail til his dick fell off is a lair, or gay... or both.
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Plywood looks nice....But I wouldn't nail it unless I was building a bookcase.
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Looks like Jenna Jameson. And that's not a compliment.
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She's funny.
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I think she is cute and her hair looks better than it used to. She is way, way hotter than you all give her credit.
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She has no talent. Her pinched nose pisses me off, because the rest of her is awesome, until she speaks. And her laugh...I want to punch her in the larynx to stop it. I bet she sounds great in bed though. Freak.
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i don't care how dumb she is. in fact it makes gettin' her to do "dirty" things (mwhahahaha) a lot easier. plus her body is bangin'. yep, i'd certainly do her!
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Dumb Beeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaattchhhhhhh
Hardly a career, being an air headed skank and fucking a dirty and pathetic old Man.
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She's such a fucking disgusting piece of shit, motherfuckers!
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I forgot:
Talentless junk, certified useless!
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I luv her, she dosent try to be something she not and is by far the most 'real' girl on the girls next door. she's never claimed to be smart and doesnt try to fake it what so wrong with her knowing she's pretty and working that ticket for all it's worth.
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she too hilarious.
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If Kendra Wilkerson wins, it could pontentially be the greatest event in music history since the release of The Beatles 'White Album.' Since there will finally be documented & undeniable proof that idiot can make monosyllable lyrics rhyme & rap in not a musical artform & this statment includes Common, Kanye West, The Roots & all those retard underground white boys who can't sing & don't know how to play a musical instrument. So all you morons who spent three months worth of paychecks to go deaf while you ride in your car listening to spoken word poetry, could have saved thousands of dollars by going out & buying a book by Booker T. Washington, that is a real rapper who doesn't need a whole P.R. firm to fabricate the so called street cred, that none of them actually have since everyone of those morons have been robbed a 15 year old with a .9mm that didn't even have a loaded clip. Go read BookerT. Washington then try and tell me you are a gangster because you sold nickel bags of dirt weed you sold in the ghetto you grew up in that was named Monteverda Academy in the slums of Monteverde, Florida while keeping a straight face.
Also to the employees of this site who write these idiotic captures. It is my opinion the whole staff should do us all a favor & throw a 'Jonestown' themed office party & serve arsenic cupcakes & cyanide flavored kool-aid.
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P.S. This is to any fans of Kendra Wilkerson, don't take this show of quasi intellectual elitism as an attempt to insult her in any way, shape, or form. After watching her on the 'Girls Next Door' & reading her blog on occasion I can say with all honesty, she is a very nice person. I only use my extensive vocabulary & my cataclysmal wit to expose phony & dissolute people...
The rest of the time I keep quiet & rely on my good looks! :-P
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She should just get naked for the camera and be done with whatever other 'talent' she thinks she has or her handlers fill her empty head with.
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