Bastardly Knocked-Up Rating: Natalia Vodianova
Thursday, September 13th, 2007 after a late four martini lunch by Moe

These were snapped @ Campaign to End Fistula celebrity event
And the Wiki says...
Natalia Vodianova (Russian: ÐÐ°Ñ‚Ð°Ð»ÑŒÑ Ð’Ð¾Ð´Ñнова, born February 28, 1982) is a Russian supermodel.
Born in Gorky (now Nizhny Novgorod, Russia's fourth largest city), Vodianova had a difficult childhood. Her mother's abusive boyfriends and a tight financial situation dogged her throughout childhood. Having helped her mother with her fruit stall business from the age of 11, Vodianova moved into her own apartment with a friend at 15 and started her own fruit-stall business. She was thus able to help out her sisters, one of whom is disabled. [Wiki]
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Goofy expressions on some of these, but I'd still do it.
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Looks as though somebody knocked her upside the head.
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"Born in Gorky", more like "Born Gorky"
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There's no excuse for that hair and shoes.
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What Leni said.
Those shoes are unforgiveable.
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she looks really nice on page 3.
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she look's like a crazy clown on crack!!
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Just wondering if she likes boys or girls?
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she looks like a homeless person(if u ignore the bag and that thing on her neck)
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I swear, this woman could be the twin sister of my 12th grade Calculus teacher...
That being said, I think this woman is very pretty!
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As she is on a 'pregnancy pass'.. I'll hold fire.
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She's gonna have a boy. I've heard that if a women is pregnant with a boy, it can f up their complexion and even change the way they look. Glad I'm a man.
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Uhm, usually women looks gorgeous when pregnant with a boy and looks beat up when with a girl. But I could be wrong.
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she's really beautiful, but these pics are awful.
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14 Leni - you may be right. Can't keep it straight sometimes....
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Even if I was to ignore the face, which is difficult since it's so... (missing a word here, cause hideous doesn't quite cut it), the dress would still make for enough reason to never want to see this woman again.
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Oh, dear. She looks like a 15 year old boy. Or maybe she just looks bad here.
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looks too much like a dude. forget it.
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not good
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typically fugly russian whore. I say she will be a fat babushka by age 40.
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She's cute, but Russia has no shortage of model-quality beautiful women who look even better. Not sure why she's practically the only famous model from her country.
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WTF????
this is almost obnoxiuos.
eeewwww!
very bad
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Barf!Oh my god barf!
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you can't tell from these pics but normally she's looks like a russian goddess
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she really looks like one of the russians who passes me by every day. (i`m from europe)
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oh my god withou her silicone lips she's definetely a boy
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She was so beautiful, wtf has happened to her!? That hair is just....wrong!
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looks like she just rolled out of bed and went to the "campaign to end fistula"...
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WTF???
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