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She has on way too much makeup. She looks like her boyfriend Pete Wentz.

Friday, September 14th, 2007 @ 10:07am
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she's hot

Friday, September 14th, 2007 @ 10:14am
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^ Agreed, but way too much makeup.

I think she's hotter than Jess these days.

Friday, September 14th, 2007 @ 10:17am
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Larry, what the F are you smoking? Jess is far the hotter sister... this one is a Jess wannabe

Friday, September 14th, 2007 @ 10:19am
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pass

Friday, September 14th, 2007 @ 10:25am
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i agree with #6Larry..she's hotter right now then jess....and the nose job did help her a little..

Friday, September 14th, 2007 @ 10:52am
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Greeeeeeasy.

Friday, September 14th, 2007 @ 11:02am
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She has hips like a guy....Not good.

Friday, September 14th, 2007 @ 11:09am
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Wait, who the fuck is this Pete Wentz I keep hearing so much about? I don't even know who he is and I already want to punch him in his mouth. Why is that? Someone please explain.

Friday, September 14th, 2007 @ 11:33am
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Is it just me or does she have a lazy eye in the first picture?

Friday, September 14th, 2007 @ 11:43am
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She has great tits, what do you all think about a C cup? Her career is in the tank time for her to pose for playboy and start hitting up some breeding parties!

Friday, September 14th, 2007 @ 12:07pm
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she has no hips.. her sister has the body.. ill pass on the caked on make-up

Friday, September 14th, 2007 @ 1:15pm
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She's fuckin annoying and talentless, but she has been looking pretty hot lately.

Friday, September 14th, 2007 @ 2:06pm
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she doesn't have a lot of make-up on you stupid idiots & both her and jess are hot. Jess being a little hotter ;)

Friday, September 14th, 2007 @ 2:09pm
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I think she would make a good stripper.

Friday, September 14th, 2007 @ 2:59pm
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Damn. Changing that pelican beak has worked out pretty good.

Friday, September 14th, 2007 @ 3:45pm
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Her eyes go off in two different directions. She does the same hand on hip pose for every picture!!!! Plus what happened to the punk rocker type look she had before surgery?? New nose new look???? Don't like that.

Friday, September 14th, 2007 @ 4:15pm
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Jessica is way hotter

Friday, September 14th, 2007 @ 4:38pm
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The chin is ridiculous. It's pointy like a god damn witch. But her body is really nice, I wonder if her butthole is pink?

Friday, September 14th, 2007 @ 4:49pm
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at least she doesnt have short, midget legs like her sis

Friday, September 14th, 2007 @ 4:59pm
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Did she get even more work done?

Friday, September 14th, 2007 @ 8:45pm
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Wow she looks great. Nice legs and tits.

Friday, September 14th, 2007 @ 9:51pm
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she looks like ashley tisdale a lil bit lolz

Saturday, September 15th, 2007 @ 3:44am
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The nose job did her wonders. I love this bitch now she's one of the hottest girls out there. People who are still saying Jessica Simpson is hot need to take their eyes off her rack and look at her face, she looks really fucking bad. Also, how the hell is Ashlee wearing too much make-up? I mean, more-so than any other female celebrity at a red carpet event? She's worn just as much as anyone else in my opinion (and I do value my opinion in make-up as I wear too much more of it than is recommended).

Saturday, September 15th, 2007 @ 7:29am
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Fugly and why is she famous?, her music is fucking awful, dumb fake bitch, just like her sister.

Saturday, September 15th, 2007 @ 7:58am
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Talentless Bitch, but much hotter that Jessica right now.
The only talent she needs involves her three holes anyway

Saturday, September 15th, 2007 @ 10:43am
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What's wrong with her face? Looks like it's going to melt.

Saturday, September 15th, 2007 @ 4:53pm
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The nosejob made her more tolerable, but pretty I don't think so. She just looks normal to me. Jessica broke her beak while filming, and she looks WAY BETTER than Asslee now. If only she leave the brown makeup alone, and leave the dumbbells alone.

Saturday, September 15th, 2007 @ 5:02pm
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Jessica should be worried (and seeing a surgeon for some serious work). Who's the ugly duckling now?!

Saturday, September 15th, 2007 @ 9:03pm
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she would be a very small b cup at the very most...no where near a c!

no amount of surgery will make this girl hot. the nose job was a huge improvement and she is decent now, but that's it.

man chin just like jessica

Sunday, September 16th, 2007 @ 4:57am
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Her makeup sucks ass. She has red eyeshadow all around her eyes...what is she goind for, coked up look? And if I was offered, I wouldn't take neither of the Simpsons sisters. EASY choice.
But one thing is true, Ashlee has a great body (better than Jess)

Sunday, September 16th, 2007 @ 6:43pm
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I think Ashlee is way prettier than Jessica but that's not saying much. Still got that ugly chin from her day. Jessice looks subhuman with all the botox she had.

Thursday, November 8th, 2007 @ 5:14pm
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^ I know she had a nose job, so she isn't really "natural," but I just like the way Ashlee looks now more so than Jess. Jess has great tits but she has that fake tan, fake look about her I hate. Plus Jessica's shoulder have gotten huge (big turnoff). Ashlee has more of a natural thing going, which is my preference, but she needs to chill with the makeup, and stop taking tips from her girlfriend Pete Wentz.

Friday, September 14th, 2007 @ 10:25am
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and is it just me or is her nose still too big for her face even after her nose job?

man hips too.

Sunday, September 16th, 2007 @ 5:05am
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