Bastardly Lady of the Day - Eva
Wednesday, September 19th, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Jackson
Eva writes:
Hello guys,
For some inexplicable reason I'm submitting photos to be considered for Bastardly Lady of the Day.
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Natalie Portman.
Do you like your boobs?
They've never given me a reason not to.
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Does masturbating him with a greased-up manequin hand while I watch 24 and try not to vomit constitute sex? Then yes, yes I would.
Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
Yep, Roseanne. I wish! I'm pretty sure he was just being kind though.
Who is your most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
I think Jena rates pretty high on the rad-o-meter, but the occasional one makes me cringe abit...
What makes you Bastardly?
I want my nano-second of non-fame! And what better way to achieve it than to be Bastardised?
*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won't be so nice as to actually “take down†pictures. However, if we think you're hot then you might just be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!
The dresses you pick don't flatter your.....But the little gray sweater things does.
I likey.....Alotty.
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weird face...but the pictures in underwear are pretty hot....so i say you are HOT!!..nice pictures...
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Looks really old
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great ass.....would love tosee some boob shots
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I approve of the willingness to show skin. Next show some from up top!
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She reminds me of the picture I saw of Marilyn Manson walking through the airport with no makeup on, but a bloated version.
Hood it.
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Couldn't find the actual airport photo, but this was Bastarchived...
http://www.moejackson.com/archives/2006/05/25/marilyn-manson-without-mak...
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Eastern European?
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you have the color and consistency of wet putty
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and your ass is riddled with stretch marks
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the evil one will pass on this.
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Bag her and tag her...
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She's clever (judging by her answers... they didn't enrage me)... but there has gotta be something wrong with her for showing off her ass in a thong for you bastards. I'll have to look thru the pictures to decide once and for all.
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Oh and I was definitely picking up on a European vibe too.
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The Euro thing would explain why she wouldn't care to show the thong.
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Doc said best I think....On the Euro vibe.....She oozes Eastern European naivete.
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I´m not feeling the face at all, rating: 3 out of 10.
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This looks like Eastern bloc porno
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liked the answers & the ass
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Big head, no ass-at-all syndrome, pooch in the front, point ass nose....bag em and tag em.
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i dont know why you keep taking really close-up pic of your face...it is not pretty at all
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Her face looks like my Bosnian friend's mom. She looks 32 at the least. Her answers were thought out for at least a week, she's really greasy, bad hair, bad make-up and REALLY REALLY bad fashion sense. She's dressed and made-up in a way she looks like someone you might see at a alabama wal-mart. PURE WHITE TRASH.
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reminds me of Isabella Rossellini.. but some shots were not really that, uhm.. attractive. nice emo shots though. :-P
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I think she's pretty
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Hmm, Bai Ling meets Christina Ricci's fivehead...... Nice tush....... pass.
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She needs one of those shirts that say "I'm pretty cute When you're drunk"
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cheap russian hooker
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The face is unfortunate. The teeth are discolored.
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those arent stretch marks on her ass idiot thats just the way her skin is probably because its so light you can see every imperfection and veins and stuff
she really has an eastern european vibe, i think shed look better with good maleup and hair, maybe some whhitening strips
overall not horrible, not gorgeous
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nice ass, ugly face
doesn't look to be the same person in every pict...
terrible dresses
definitely east european
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Cute and has an appropriate amount of tasty meat.
*seal of approval*
Mod
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what the living hell is this shit.... NEXT
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umm why does she look old in some pics and young in the other ones?
she is not ugly
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"...masturbating him with a greased-up manequin hand while I watch 24 and try not to vomit constitute sex? Then yes, yes I would."
That's hot.
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A friendly advice : you should HIDE. Your face at least. Your body is ok.
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Cute, but she looks wat hotter with her hair up. Funny how some chicks are like that. Should show some more boobs too.
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Does the guy (your husband) that ordered you from BalticMailOrderBrides.com know you're posting pics of yourself? Or, did he post the pics without you knowing?
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the underwear pics are the cream of the crap...you kinda look like moby (the DJ) with long hair in the rest...
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