Bastardly Lady of the Day - Jessy
Friday, September 21st, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Jackson
Jessy writes:
(: Hi, I'm Jessy! I thought it would be fun to write in. I'm turning 19 this month and I start school again next Monday. All that aside, I'm planning on a trip to Paris in the Spring which I'm thrilled about. Hope I'm able to entertain a few seconds of your time.
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Well I find Aishwarya Rai to be absolutely gorgeous, and I love Uma Thurman, but I'd have to say Scarlett Johansson because she has curves. Possibly Jessica Alba but we share the same name. Talk about awkward!
Do you like your boobs?
Actually I do, for being half Japanese and short, I guess I'm lucky.
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Oh god, my dignity! But all the money I could travel with...it's tempting but I'd probably regret my decision.
Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
Haha, Jessica Alba, back when I was 12! How disturbing huh? I've been told that I look like Norah Jones as well.
Who is your most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
Jena seems...normal and she could definitely model. I'm sure she knows it though.
What makes you Bastardly?
Work makes me Bastardly. I make sandwiches for Wal-Mart customers, so you can guess what kind of people I deal with on a daily basis. Oh joy!
*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won't be so nice as to actually “take down†pictures. However, if we think you're hot then you might just be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!
Great girl. Finally, somebody who is really lady of the day:)
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Great face. Great attitude. AND NO STUPID PUCKERED LIP PICKS!!!!!!!!!
A winner.
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pwetty
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Cute, but need full body shots....
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I like her. Good answers, sense of humour and very pretty. Cool.
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hey! does anyone wanna win an Ipod, plasma TV or HOME Entertainment system?!?!
haha
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Pretty cute. Best Lady of the Day I've seen. But is she legal? Her grandpa can't be that old.
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NO ONE SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO BE LADY OF THE DAY WITH JUST FACE PICS. THIS IS INSULTING!
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aww, she's cute!
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no ass pics.....no quality boobs pics.....just disappointing that she does give us the proper tools to rate her
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She's pretty cute. Liked her answers too - she seems sweet. Plus she's half Japenese, which means she's totally in to anal. So that's cool. Send in some full body shots, honey. And as for your dignity, forgettabout it. $3 mil is a lifetime of case for 15 seconds of close-your-eyes-and-pretend sex with a 75 year old. Get out in the real world and earn some of your own scratch for a while, and you'll be begging for the chance to hump a geezer for a lifetime of luxury and sloth. Hell, I'd bang a 75 year old man for $3 mil. I'm straight, but that's a lot of coin.
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Were just luck to have a BLOTD. Don't bite a gift horse on the toe! I kid....
Gorgeous features....A stunner!
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Hot. Crappy pics.
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the girl is hot.. the pics are not
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+ or -
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before i piss my pants declaring her the best ever over a cute face...i'm with the minority that thinks more pictures of the rest of her body are needed...it's hard to judge with these my space face shots...
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Hell yeah, J.
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very BASTARDLY!!!!!! She's a BABE...shwing!!!! Eyes, ear, nose, & lips,.............I bet the backview is worth the wait. I do, however, see Norah Jones in her. I love to see her and NJ get it on!!!!!!!!!!
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Gorgeous. I'd date her :p
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100% bangable! OOOOWWWWWWWWWWW
me likes
5/5
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http://i3.tinypic.com/5y2bdb8.jpg
I just got a camera today for my birthday, so I'll actually be able to take better photos.
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Wow... you win the all time best Bastardly Lady of the Day Award.
Happy Birthday :)
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Haha, you people guessing she was flat lose! This, folks, is a quality BLOTD. She's not annoying, she's not a skank, she's not 50 years old, she's just plain cute.
She doesn't look half-Japanese, though. I'm still trying to see it.
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oh wow, beautiful face...big eyes too...shes as beautiful as norah jones....best bastardly lady of the day ive seen so far...
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Very cute. Best in a while . . .
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Okay, what the HELL??
It's NOT POSSIBLE to tell if someone is ugly or beautiful when they only post fuzzy, artsy-looking head-shots of themselves.
Get a normal camera and get a friend to take a REAL photo of you. No white blurry hazes, nada. Just you. If you're truly beautiful, it won't matter. I suspect you aren't.......
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she's on drugs...
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what a sweet girl.
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wow, she's hot. nice rack too. not one bad thing to say about this one.
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gorgeous? perfect? beautiful? i dont see it but cute for sure.
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Pretty girl, nice eyes, nice lips, nice boobies.
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What a cute face! nice boobies too.. I guess even if she does have a flat ass she's still a cutie.
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adorable face
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I'd fix her sink :)
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She's super cute and very beautiful. I like her answers too, it's funny because I've noticed that all my Eurasian friends talk the way she does too. In like a cute kooky kinda way making jokes all the time. I like her for sure but I do admit I'm very jealous... She's too gorgeous!
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She's half-Japanese...look at Anna Tsuchiya and Izumi Mori, very famous half-Japanese women in Japan...Jessy, you look attractive and I'll put you in good company as far as beautiful women. Bonafide BLOTD!
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http://i14.tinypic.com/4t7s2yo.jpg
http://i12.tinypic.com/540mqz7.jpg
All the comments are seriously entertaining.
Because I don't have "body shots," I guess it's easy to assume I have a concaving ass and I'm 300lbs. plus. But I assure you, I'm a short girl who IS a week shy of 19 and I look so white it hurts. Yes, I wish I looked more Japanese.
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The pictures aren't of best quality, but as far as I can tell she's beautiful and she's not a skank. What more could I ask for from a BLOTD?
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cute! but not hot
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there is nothing wrong with being short, as long as you are cute.
she is pretty.
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Thank you for renewing my faith in BLOTD.
Please make her Bastardly Lady Of the Month.
Thanks.
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Very Very Pretty!
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I'd fuck her. Probably.
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very pretty
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moar body pix
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Prettiest BLOTD. But the fact that you like Jena... mmm...
IMO, your hair looks so much better down though.
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She's kind of a chameleon. The second pic on the first page looks like Kristin Kreuk and one of those inside looks like Mandy Moore. Her full-body pic shows a few extra pounds, but that wouldn't stop me. A deserving Bastardly Lady of the Day.
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http://i22.tinypic.com/334m5hc.jpg
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You're beautiful!!
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you're hot.. keep posting more pictures :]
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I want to go out with Jessy. Really cute!
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Wow.
I joke and say crude shit all over this site, but I'm gonne be fo' real when I say, you're a classy young lady whom I think is beautiful.
A 5-star woman that deserves respect and reverence.
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:: Later ::
I looked at all your pics again...wow. I'd be asking you out if I knew you.
Does your poop stink? I suspct not.... ;)
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I like this one. :-)
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You're really beautiful and don't seem like most of the shallow sluts on her. Definitely one of my favorites. :)
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Very pretty.
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Excellent!! amazing EYES...very very CUTE!!!....we need some more full body pict. ...but you are very CUTE!!
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Looks good to me, I do wonder if she got any ass. Rating: 6.5 out of 10.
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Very nice.
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You've got this strange affect on me and I like it. Word of Advice, dont try to turn into a HOTTIE, you'll start looking like the rest of them.
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12. J - totally right.
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Everyone has lost it... this chick may have an "cute face" but she's probably flatter then an ironing board (both front and back).
No decision may be made untill we see full body shots (nude preferably)
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Need more pics. I'm giving her 1 star, because I'm assuming she's not giving more pics because she knows they would be damaging. Those who have it, flaunt it.
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Very cute!
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Wow, papa likes. She's really cute. Could have used some more body shots though. But she's the best out of these lady of the day chick's I've seen so far.
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That first pic does tend to suggest some pretty nice tits and a nice figure, but these goofy artsy fartsy selfportraits are too often deceiving. Need something clearer.
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Even if she's flat, take into account the beautiful eyes and the DSLs. Those are perfect.
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Just to make it official. I have a huge crush on you. You're beautiful and you make me laugh till I almost pee. Almost. If you are ever in the market for a cute stalker, let me know.
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Her pics are indeed crap, you can still tell she's very cute...I wish she had upld a few good pics that would actually compliment her
Pajek(?)cuteness(?). Cute face and nice (not too skinny - not fat) body.
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I never post comments, but for this girl I'll make an exception. She's the best BLOTD I've seen. EVER!
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this post is a little late but she's really cute, maybe sometime she will give us more pics :P
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McPerv is in love.
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