From The Bastardly Archives...Last Year
Friday, September 21st, 2007 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
On this day in Bastardly History...Jessica Simpson vs. Scarlett Johansson - The Bastardly Better Boobies Matchup
On this day in Bastardly History...Jessica Simpson vs. Scarlett Johansson - The Bastardly Better Boobies Matchup
jess is bigger....but Scarlet is the complete package....sexy cute not stupid or a retard.....Scarlet all the way...
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Jess probably has slightly better boobs, but I like Scarlett's overall package better.
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Jess looked really really good with Short hair... she should chop it again (if she's wearing a wig.. then do it again)
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Four tits beats two clubs.
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jessica looks like the incredible hulk
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I'm almost a 100% sure that Jess' are fake (she's not wearing a bra, yet her left boob looks very pushed up), so I go with Scarlett. Plus, even though Scarlett is a stuck up hoe, she's still nowhere near as horrible as Jess.
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Jessica simpson for suree hot hot she gotta hot body!!
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Scarlett...she's all real. Jess is way too fake. Fake lips, tits, hair...who knows what else.
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