Miss Bikini Spring/Summer 2008 Fashion Show in Milan

I just don't see how these broads remain in tact in the bedroom.

Remember... we're bikini models... we're not supposed to be fat...

What a moronic, imbecilic caption. These chicks are way too skinny, and with a little more meat on their bones, wouldn't be fat, but healthy looking. These chicks just look like junkies.

^ i agree.

They remain intact by the magically wonderful sticky bond of semen. And if they ate, they would be fat. We hate fat chicks.

No Bravo, you just hate chicks. What you are looking for are mannequins with a pulse.

what we proud heteros want is a woman with a body. And none of these women here have bodies and can barely be called women.

So what is to be said of woman that can't gain weight....Yes I said can't gain weight....Do I stutter....
Seriously. I've had girlfriends that tried to eat like crazy to gain weight but couldn't. What is to be said of their plight? That they are not a woman?

Women who say that they eat everything they can and don't gain weight is mostly bullshit a lot of women make up to cover their real obsession with being thin.

And for those small amount of cases where it is true...well, one can one say? Like the man with a micro-dick, God just didn't feel sharing all the wealth that day.

Would you want a skinny chick who'll always stay skinny, healthy chick who'll probably get fat or a fat chick? I think the answer's pretty obvious...

Way to skinny... 10 pounds wouldn't hurt...

@1 If they are naturally skinny, not anorexic, they have far more stamina than an out of shape couch potato, trust me. Also girls this tall, which I like, need to be thin or they look like a football (American) player.

What a cheery bunch. Sex with any of these skeletons would be like riding a 10-speed bike over railroad tracks.

Most of these girls are not naturally that thin. They are under weight, you can see it in their guant faces and that aint hot.

viva skinny!!

Johnny Mak, you are a proud homosexual, do not attempt to cover the fact with something you read in cosmo. If you're a proud hetero, which I already stated you are not, you would smash these anorexic hookers into next week. I'd rather smash skinny than fat.

u guys' beloved 'Ale' is no fatter than these chicks..She's as skinny or even skinnier than some..

#7 That's a pretty dumb statement. There's a lot of perfectly healthy and gorgeous women on this planet who don't gain much weight, because it's in their genes. Or because they lead a healthy life (exercice). But with women who are naturally skinny, you can tell that they don't starve themselves, because they don't look sick and junkie-like.
And all women gain weight as they age. So women who are slim when they're young are blessed cause they get curvy as they age and stay good looking (while the girls who were already curvy when young need to go trough very harsh diets if they don't wanna get fat)

I don't think I saw one even remotely attractive. Most of them look like cavemen.

Moe,
I prefer a women with a women's body, not a "women" who's built like a 10 year boy. Dig? ;)

Johnny Bravo,
the yang Johnny ("confused gay male") to my ying (hetero male machine). How can you claim yourself a man by wanting to have sex with women that about the closest thing to proof of them being female is that they have long hair? Those, and the other women paraded here at times, have bodies of little boys which tells me it's either a gay thing or a pederast thing for a man to desire them. Since I am an optimist I'll just assume it's a gay thing for those unfortunate lost souls with this kind of taste. :)

lemon,
I speak the truth. No one on the planet earth who is a woman is naturally anorexic and bony. Yes, there are women who are naturally slender but bony and super thin isn't a natural thing and many of those women claim it's just how they naturally are which is bullshit.

I'd hit any of them, if anything for the novelty. Pussy's pussy. All the better if I hit a bone. And if they look like boys, oh well. I've hit chicks that look like jabba the hut and I'm not complaining.

katja (#3) and inguna (#11) are really pretty, but these aren't very good pics of them, I don't think any of the others girls are pretty though.

stick figures and clothes hangers run the beauty world.

you guys drool over skinny manface ale yet you criticize other skinny girls

I don't get it. You men are never satisfied. We're either too fat or too skinny for you, honestly, there is NO in between. Your beloved Jessica Alba is just as skinny as this.

"I speak the truth. No one on the planet earth who is a woman is naturally anorexic and bony. Yes, there are women who are naturally slender but bony and super thin isn’t a natural thing and many of those women claim it’s just how they naturally are which is bullshit."

Uh yeah, you have no idea what you're talking about. I've always been smaller. First off, I have a tiny bone structure and am pretty short... So basically, if I gain weight, I don't get curves, I get rolls. So I'm not saying I can't, but I can't gain weight and look good. Not everyone gains weight in the right places, okay? If I were to "eat something" as you put it (even though I DO eat, I just eat healthfully instead of stuffing my face), I guarantee you the weight would all go to my stomach, arms and thighs. It wouldn't look good. I've been heavier before (not like, overweight heavier, but I'm 100 pounds now and I've been up around 115-120) and I look gross. Some people ARE naturally very small, and they look strange if they gain weight. Maybe they CAN physically gain weight, but it would look very off and you would probably consider them flabby.

You don't get it, so don't act like you do, k?

allison, shut the fuck up. when a woman turns 20, it's almost impossible to be that stick thin, unless they purposely control their weight (most likely puking and starving).

and it's not the men who create problems, a pussy is a pussy, and men will fuck just about anything with it. it's you women who want to look perfect and talk shit about each other. you creatures are fuckin complicated! always blaming men for your pms blabbing.

you people are hating on them because you think this is way too skinny BUT hating on Britney because she's too fat. Make up your damn mind fatties!
And by the way, they have the real bikini body. If you disagree just look at the fatties with bikinis. It's HIDEOUS.

20,
you dont know shit and stop acting like you know peoples' sexuality better than them...shut the fuck up- you are sinking lower by the word

Skinny chicks are HOT!!!

26 got it spot on.

Allison,
"I don’t get it. You men are never satisfied. We’re either too fat or too skinny for you, honestly, there is NO in between. Your beloved Jessica Alba is just as skinny as this."

Gee, you ever notice it might be different men saying different things? Men want women with an actual figure, a real body. "Men" (homos in disguise) want that anorexic bullshit that fags and ugly little white girls demand. Like me, I don't find Alba's body to be attractive. She's way too bony.

But I'd love to see what you look like so I can see what kind of frame you're actually working with. Cause women's description of themselves or other women isn't always accurate as they tend to exaggerate what "small", "fat" is and whatnot. But at the end of the day, yeah I know plenty of what I speak.

d55,
I don't take orders from a frustrated ugly little girl. Just stick to what you're good at....watching the Style Network and reading fashion mags.

^^ yup, again assuming shit like you know me and others...and you stick to my original advice and shut the fuck up

why dont you show us a picture of how a real man looks like? you wont...exactly, shut the fuck up again.

I'm so sorry d55. You're only ugly on the inside.

Feel better? :D

Jeez...I should have checked back.
I think the important thing I look for in a woman is she is healthy. Woman come in all shapes and sizes. Proper diet and exercise are the only way to remain healthy.

"allison, shut the fuck up. when a woman turns 20, it’s almost impossible to be that stick thin, unless they purposely control their weight (most likely puking and starving).

and it’s not the men who create problems, a pussy is a pussy, and men will fuck just about anything with it. it’s you women who want to look perfect and talk shit about each other. you creatures are fuckin complicated! always blaming men for your pms blabbing."

I'm sixteen, so I wouldn't know how it is once you're twenty. Sorry I offended you, I guess?

And yes, it is men! I read what you guys write on here... You say you'll fuck anything, okay, whatever, but you also criticize and criticize. I see more criticism on here than praise, and these are some of the most gorgeous girls on the planet we're talking about. How do you think that makes us normal girls feel?

"Gee, you ever notice it might be different men saying different things? Men want women with an actual figure, a real body. “Men” (homos in disguise) want that anorexic bullshit that fags and ugly little white girls demand. Like me, I don’t find Alba’s body to be attractive. She’s way too bony."

But I’d love to see what you look like so I can see what kind of frame you’re actually working with. Cause women’s description of themselves or other women isn’t always accurate as they tend to exaggerate what “small”, “fat” is and whatnot. But at the end of the day, yeah I know plenty of what I speak."

Um, I'm 5'3" and around 100 pounds, if that gives you a better idea of what I'm "working with". And again, just because you guys appreciate a figure and real body, doesn't mean all girls look better with "a little meat on their bones". I know I don't.

37,
i didnt respond to you because i dont fit your "real" woman type...i already know people have different tastes but you are the one that doesn't seem to get that...it is ok; I try my best when it comes to stupid people...so I will try harder next time...and that is why you get on here, calling other men that find thin girls attractive homos....insecure with your manhood, huh? is name calling other men on the site making you feel more manly? you pathetic low-life. i responded back to you because you assume too much, think that you are something important, talk shit as if you are in charge of something, like only you can conclude what a real woman is. Show us a pic of you so we can see the type of manly man we, thin girls, are missing out on. hahahahah

"Show us a pic of you so we can see the type of manly man we, thin girls, are missing out on. hahahahah"

Hahaha, yeah, I bet we're missing out on a real gem.

WHY ARE ALL YOU MEN PRETENDING LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE A WOMAN!? OR YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO A WOMAN'S BODY?

how the fuck do you know that:
-all women gain weight as they age? (BULLSHIT! talk to a doctor, when you get older, you lose muscle and bone mass so you should actually be losing weight! How does getting older coincide with gaining fat? that makes absolutely no medical sense. my mom is 56 and is exactly the same size she was at 25.)
-all women gain weight after age 20 (what kind of bullshit arbitrary number is that? as if we're all alike.)
-somehow you have to choose between "a skinny chick who’ll always stay skinny, healthy chick who’ll probably get fat or a fat chick." As if those are the only options? What kind of rigid universe do you live in? Skinny chicks don't always stay skinny and healthy chicks don't always get fat, did i even need to say that?

fuck all of you. every last fucking one of you. thank god for my father, brothers, and guy friends. They are nothing like you brainwashed, pathetic, meat head, frat boys. Thank god you're all so obsessed with looks that it'll eventually fuck with your head and you'll develop psychologically induced erectile dysfunction. Apparently, that's your worst nightmare and I wish it onto all of you. I only wish I could be there to laugh in your face.

^^^ LOL...well, fuck you, too.

Vile, they're not sexy at all, I bet I'd hit a bone if I banged one of them.

26,
I am 23 and is 5'8'', 115 lbs..,I can guarantee I probably eat as much as a "normal" girl eats...dont assume like you know every woman that exists on the face of this planet and make assumptions.

I'm pretty sure that when their short modeling careers are over they're going to have a lot of eating to make up for.

having said that, most of these chicks in these pix dont seem to be naturally thin because they dont have smooth bodies and a sunken in, drugged out faces

and have sunken in, drugged out faces*