Heidi Montag vs. Lauren Conrad - The Bastardly Matchup
Friday, September 28th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
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are you serious? heidi looks like a fucking horse.
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the chick with the tan!
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Heidi's got a face I could kick all day.
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Heidi needs to have about 1 inch of her chin lopped off. They can do that in plastic surgery right?
And WTF is with standng like you have to pee? WTF is that?!
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LC here.
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Heidi and her annoying fiance kinda look alike. That douchy Spencer guy. Weird.
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Let's see:
Heidi: fake tits and nose job
yeah....I'll take LC. It would be a grudge, since this D Lister thinks she's royalty. Probably has since day one, based on her upbringing.
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I would very literally ride them both.
Heidi with a saddle.
LC with my John_Thomas.
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Heidi, I want to play with the silicone.
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Neither.
DOOM HAS SPOKEN
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LC.....Heidi is just really unattractive facially. Not much you can do.
She's got and overbite that you could shelter the city of New Orleans with during a hurrican. If you shortened her chin any she would look like fire marshall Bill.
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There's no plastic surgery in the world that would fix Heidi's face.
So, in this competition Lauren wins.
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lol eduardo.. that overbite comment made me laugh
definitely LC, no question
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They're looking a lot alike in those pictures
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lauren!!!
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lauren has spoken......
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Lauren is the cheese... blondes remind me of my ex, cheating slut.
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Lauren..because she just looks better..But both of them have shity personalities.....they both suck actually...Heidi just sucks alot more..
and what is up with Lauren's red nails and black toe nail polish..tacky...And that sun is aging her severely...She's looking too old lately...wrinkles around the eyes and all and she's in her 20's
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neither...oh and who the fuck are they?
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lauren x 10...wtf heidi get a goddamn tan
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Lauren Conran > Heidi Montag as one of them is a human and the other a horse.
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Lauren without a doubt! 5/5 VS 3/5
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I prefer organic breast meat.
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Are we comparing personalities or looks? Because Heidi's fake titties, nose job, fake teeth and awesome smile and decent body are better than Lauren's pig nose and terrible lips. Heidi takes the load to the chin. Like a boxer.
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lauren's face and tan, heidi's body
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Neither, how about Whitney and Adrina
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Deff Lauren, Heidi is a man.
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lauren...heidi is soooooooo highly unattractive
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Neither is anything special, but Lauren is cuter, and has the better personality as well.
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LC, YO
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Heidi's face is rugged. Lauren's figure is too boxsy.
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LAUREN ALL THE WAY
like yeah her and the blonde trans were BFF's
but LAUREN!!!
b/c shes better and
heidi is a man,, no better yet shes a transexual!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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LC, it's always LC.
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