Kate Beckinsale Should Star in Airport Security Porn!
Monday, October 8th, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
This woman will look hot doing anything...smoking, driving, stretching, standing, walking, taking a crap---you name it!
Getting to the topic @ hand, I just wanna re-emphasize that I think the airport security chick is pretty damn hot. Why is that I always see angry dudes or fat women when I go through airport security? In order to ease the pain of waiting in long lines & going through useless searches, I feel all security personnel should be hot. Get all the overweight, angry people sweeping the floors & directing air traffic outside on the tarmac b/c, let's admit it, they need the exercise.
All I know is that if security personnel were all hotties, I would be compelled to travel through places like Miami, NYC, and San Diego much more frequently---regardless of cost. The Transportation Security Administration needs to get their asses in gear & hire a few members of the Horndogg Community into their HR. They'll know exactly what to do...
A very crap actress but such a pretty woman.
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Hot, but I've suddenly got "Two by two, hands of blue," stuck in my head...
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how ON EARTH could these aiRport security personnel would allow a hottie like kate to go on plane with this ridiculous overused TOP!
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why she's shoeless?
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^^^^
i hope u r not aware abt the shoe-bomber fiasco that happened not long so ago!
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Mr. Prince doesn't travel much, does he?! Everyone has to take their shoes off at the airport. DUH!! Kate is smoking hot.
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Pic #3 says it all. I'd volunteer for the finger-in-the-butt TSA search if this chick would do me, uh, it, each time. That is one fine federal government employee at work!
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Ha ha. cadoras, I can here River's voice now....
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And yes, that is a very pretty security attendant!
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I dunno what it is, but that thing where women's feet/toes stick only so far out of the jeans just slays me.
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Damn, I'm going to put that down in the art world's little-known category of "found porn". That whole sequence is just stupid hot.
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Super shaggable.
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how can any one person be so damm perfect!
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Her face bores me.
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Um....her feet are huge! Christ almighty. And the security chick needs to eat and work out a bit. Other than that, she has amazing skin and face.
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Her butt looks great. Usually women who are as thing as her are as flat as a board in the butt-area.
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she doesn't do much for me. Not ugly...just doesn't do anything
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Does it make me a bad person if I would rather fuck the living shit out of that airport worker over Kate Beckinsale?
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beautiful!
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Oh yeah, I forgot to say this...the security girl is hotter.
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Is there another security girl that I'm no seeing? I really can't see how she can be hotter than Kate? Is it the uniform? It sure can't be the face...
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Ok Osama ... I can see U making some huge effort.
Still not enough to forgive U , but a pretty good one.
(I want to clone her.)
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6. sorry but here in italy (and europe at least till last year) no one ever made me took off my shoes at the airport... by the way i'd lick kate's feet
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Kate has one of the best figures in the business. She looks so elegant.
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Average, but at least the bitch got some ass.
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The airport security worker looks like she has indian heritage.
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Kate is so rediculously hot! Love pic 2 and Kate's over the shoulder look which exposes her black bra strap.
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She's so boring now.
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I bet Kate wanted that hot security chick to take her in the back room for a full cavity search. Meooooooooooowwww!!
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i wish there were pictures of her husband on here....he's really hot, i need some time alone.
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The Tard Security Administration at work. Patting down internationally known film stars is definately keeping America safe.
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i think we need to do some research on who the securtiy chick is...goddamn
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can someone make kate strip in this security uniform it would be super cool to watch
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Kate is a super milf.
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