Selita Ebanks & Nick Cannon: Friends With Juicy Benefits


Melissa Raubvogel said this last week:
"Selita and Nick are taking a break to focus on their careers but still very much love each other and remain the best of friends." [People Magazine]


Bastardly Translation: Nick still likes da ass (who can blame him?) & Selita still wants to ride the Cannon (and other cannons on the side), so when both people are traveling through the same city & what not, they'll most def be sexing it up. Then again, nothing beats noncommittal sex! Ow!!

We would like to end w/ a big DAAAAAAMNNN YOU, NICK CANNON!!!

ok, now for some juicy photos of Selita.

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32 Scandalous Comments

Wow, the 1st pic. A natural beauty.

Monday, October 8th, 2007 @ 3:39pm
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My goodness that is one ugly woman. I cant get over how ugly she is and i love skinny women too. But man she gives them a bad name.

Monday, October 8th, 2007 @ 3:58pm
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Average, skinny, not attractive. Pass.

Monday, October 8th, 2007 @ 4:01pm
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Goooooooooooooodddddaaaamn she is hot. She ain't Alessandra, but she ain't far behind.

Monday, October 8th, 2007 @ 4:23pm
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Selita is sexy. Never liked Izabel.

Monday, October 8th, 2007 @ 4:29pm
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I would in a heartbeat.

Monday, October 8th, 2007 @ 5:33pm
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Oh please, she's pretty and you know it. Better face than body, though.

Monday, October 8th, 2007 @ 5:36pm
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In the second pick, she has too much makeup on.

Monday, October 8th, 2007 @ 6:00pm
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She has stretch marks on her butt (page 3) and that makes her human, yay!

Monday, October 8th, 2007 @ 6:24pm
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She looks like an ugly man. with a huge ugly skull and small body. Oh well, the only place I will ever have to see this ugly man is on Bastardly.Com because no other website that has beautiful women will ever advertise such an ugly ass model!

Monday, October 8th, 2007 @ 6:38pm
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Izabel is better looking than Selita. They both have unique names though. Better than porn star names...whores. But I like whores too so..

Monday, October 8th, 2007 @ 6:45pm
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wow i never paid any attention to this broad. but she really is gorgeous.

Monday, October 8th, 2007 @ 6:50pm
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wow

Monday, October 8th, 2007 @ 7:15pm
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that Izabel chick has such an ugly face...

Monday, October 8th, 2007 @ 9:35pm
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selita is beautiful but izabel is not, she looks average, and her legs are nasty skinny,sad, ha alessandra and izabel are proof that not all vs models are beautiful, they both are so average,, how sad.

Monday, October 8th, 2007 @ 10:19pm
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she looks good with less makeup

Monday, October 8th, 2007 @ 10:23pm
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These new VS models are all pretty average. The only one that deserved her supermodel title was that gorgeous woman Laetitia Casta.

Monday, October 8th, 2007 @ 10:25pm
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no ella,

ive seen her with less makeup, its not helping her either way.

Monday, October 8th, 2007 @ 10:54pm
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@12

trutho, if you think selita looks like a man, then you got issues.

Monday, October 8th, 2007 @ 11:40pm
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Not a fan of this chick, but she looks really natural and cute in the first pic.

Monday, October 8th, 2007 @ 11:56pm
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Selita is beautiful. I don't like Izabel's legs.

Tuesday, October 9th, 2007 @ 12:30am
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Oh my god...all these fools shooting her down...i bet if u saw her walking down the street u'd be wanking all over her back home...i even could bet that's what u did watching her pix...

Tuesday, October 9th, 2007 @ 1:55am
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wow selita is perfect....im questioning my sexual orientation now lol

Tuesday, October 9th, 2007 @ 3:21am
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I love her

Tuesday, October 9th, 2007 @ 5:46am
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i'd love to see what ya'll look like! haha...
this woman is DROP DEAD GORGEOUS~

Tuesday, October 9th, 2007 @ 10:31am
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Very hot.

Tuesday, October 9th, 2007 @ 11:36am
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Pretty smile but her eyes are too far apart.

Tuesday, October 9th, 2007 @ 11:51am
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She is very lovely. Where do you live where this looks like a man, San Francisco?

Tuesday, October 9th, 2007 @ 1:23pm
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OMW she made my day. And the other chick in pic 1.

Tuesday, October 9th, 2007 @ 2:06pm
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man.. Izabel got real skinny..

Friday, October 12th, 2007 @ 2:46am
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I will never ever be able to get over her horrible runway walk.

Monday, October 8th, 2007 @ 3:41pm
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Selita looks gorgeous with less makeup...but what happened to Izabel Goulart? Jesus, she looks like Starvin´ Marvin here.

Monday, October 8th, 2007 @ 4:25pm
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