Selita Ebanks & Nick Cannon: Friends With Juicy Benefits
Monday, October 8th, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe

Melissa Raubvogel said this last week:
"Selita and Nick are taking a break to focus on their careers but still very much love each other and remain the best of friends." [People Magazine]
Bastardly Translation: Nick still likes da ass (who can blame him?) & Selita still wants to ride the Cannon (and other cannons on the side), so when both people are traveling through the same city & what not, they'll most def be sexing it up. Then again, nothing beats noncommittal sex! Ow!!
We would like to end w/ a big DAAAAAAMNNN YOU, NICK CANNON!!!
ok, now for some juicy photos of Selita.
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Wow, the 1st pic. A natural beauty.
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My goodness that is one ugly woman. I cant get over how ugly she is and i love skinny women too. But man she gives them a bad name.
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Average, skinny, not attractive. Pass.
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Goooooooooooooodddddaaaamn she is hot. She ain't Alessandra, but she ain't far behind.
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Selita is sexy. Never liked Izabel.
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I would in a heartbeat.
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Oh please, she's pretty and you know it. Better face than body, though.
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In the second pick, she has too much makeup on.
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She has stretch marks on her butt (page 3) and that makes her human, yay!
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She looks like an ugly man. with a huge ugly skull and small body. Oh well, the only place I will ever have to see this ugly man is on Bastardly.Com because no other website that has beautiful women will ever advertise such an ugly ass model!
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Izabel is better looking than Selita. They both have unique names though. Better than porn star names...whores. But I like whores too so..
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wow i never paid any attention to this broad. but she really is gorgeous.
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wow
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that Izabel chick has such an ugly face...
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selita is beautiful but izabel is not, she looks average, and her legs are nasty skinny,sad, ha alessandra and izabel are proof that not all vs models are beautiful, they both are so average,, how sad.
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she looks good with less makeup
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These new VS models are all pretty average. The only one that deserved her supermodel title was that gorgeous woman Laetitia Casta.
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no ella,
ive seen her with less makeup, its not helping her either way.
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trutho, if you think selita looks like a man, then you got issues.
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Not a fan of this chick, but she looks really natural and cute in the first pic.
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Selita is beautiful. I don't like Izabel's legs.
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Oh my god...all these fools shooting her down...i bet if u saw her walking down the street u'd be wanking all over her back home...i even could bet that's what u did watching her pix...
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wow selita is perfect....im questioning my sexual orientation now lol
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I love her
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i'd love to see what ya'll look like! haha...
this woman is DROP DEAD GORGEOUS~
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Very hot.
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Pretty smile but her eyes are too far apart.
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She is very lovely. Where do you live where this looks like a man, San Francisco?
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OMW she made my day. And the other chick in pic 1.
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man.. Izabel got real skinny..
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I will never ever be able to get over her horrible runway walk.
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Selita looks gorgeous with less makeup...but what happened to Izabel Goulart? Jesus, she looks like Starvin´ Marvin here.
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