Jessica Alba Tried To Hide From The Cameras
Wednesday, October 10th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Here's a hint... her movies that were crap totally outweigh any projects she's done that were tolerable.
Here's a hint... her movies that were crap totally outweigh any projects she's done that were tolerable.
hmm...
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Good lord. I thought it was Mischa Barton. Frightening.
And quit biting the hand that keeps you 'relevant', bitch.
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jessica alba
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I knew it was that big forehead fat lipped anorexic minger.
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She sure thinks a lot of herself...
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She bitches about how the paparazzi make it hard for her to live a normal life, but wouldn't it be easier for her to live a normal life if she ignorde them and acted like everyone else, instead of walking around covering her face all day long?
But she's looking good. Still too skinny, but she's so damn pretty!
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Her movies might suck, but then there are other things that suck harder.....
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Hard to live a normal life when you have to take so many meds for std's.
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If she wants to live a normal life, she can fucking retire from acting and move out to the country in a nice ranch home somewhere. Otherwise if she wants to keep making money, she needs to shut the fuck up and take it. If I was making that kind of money, I'd let them photograph me taking a shit for all I care. The fans pay their salary, so getting these photos in the mags and TV is a roundabout way of giving back to the fans. What a stuck up pretentious bitch.
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Like I want to see that boring face.
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I'm soo sick of her! I agree Eve she does think alot of herself. She only provokes attention by trying to block her face all the time! GAWD!
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DIZ SKANK AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
ok for one..she needs to stfu
she wants ppl to luk past hur "SEXINESS"
den y POSE FOR MENZ MAGZINES FOR MOREA ATTENTION U FUCKEN DUMB BLONDE!
she needs to DIE OFF HER HERPES
ASAP!
shez a wasting our worlds good clean air!
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Pooooor little rich girl... you've got skinny to reach stardom, haven't you ? So what's the problem ?
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She looks as though she is scratching her itchy herpes in the last photo
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OMFG what is this the attack of the talentless sluts day?
can someone PLEASE try and tell me why this bitch gets to make movies and be famous?
oh yeah thats right, the enormus amount of dick sucking this bitch must do to get parts.
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shapeless bitch
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#15 - totally agree with you. This whore needs to go away!
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such a dumb bitch
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such a dumb bitch...id love to argue with her in front of millions and mock the shit out of her...
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still not sure who this is..
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WHORE? HARDLY..SKINNY? DEFINITELY
WATCH WHAT YOU SAY BECAUSE YOUR FREQUENT USAGE OF WORDS TAKES AWAY THE MEANING.
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What a stuck up b*tch. Nothing new about that. I hate this alien. Her feet are so gross.
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Damn she's skinny. and her forehead is huge. She sure does think highly of herself. She's probably thinking "The paps? I could give two shits about them." Snob.
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(((( She's embarrassed cause she knows that her movies suck ass!
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Ewww! She really is scratching her crotch! It's those pesky herpes sores acting up again.
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jessica alba!!!!!!!!!
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