Jaslene Gonzalez @ JLo's Record Release Party



Remember how we asked you guys to vote between Jaslene & Irina last week? Well, Complex Magazine posted the results of the poll & it turns out that Jaslene will not be getting a layout in Complex Magazine. Granted, both chicks were pretty damn hot, but Jas had my vote!!

NOTE TO JASLENE: Please don't go on a hunger strike as a result. If anything, you could gain a few pounds---BUT ONLY A FEW!!!

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yuck. i'm not feeling it and not surprised she lost. stretchy, flabby, flat booty with a chin like bill cowher? man... i can find that on my own... i don't need complex to point it out for me. ok ok i'm being a little mean here, but come on, most of the girls in that contest were kind of nast. every time i looked at it i had a hard time picking because i wasn't really that into any of them. i mean, they were all somewhat attractive compared to all the girls out there in the population, but when you basically strip naked and put yourself in a magazine contest posing like a print model, the standards go way up.

Wednesday, October 10th, 2007 @ 2:10pm
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The pants...oh, the pants.

Wednesday, October 10th, 2007 @ 2:15pm
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i feel sorry for the guy being forceed to take those pants off her...

Wednesday, October 10th, 2007 @ 2:22pm
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i dont like her at all, she reminds me of janice dickenson

Wednesday, October 10th, 2007 @ 2:42pm
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yikes!
picture 4 looks like something out of a Marylin Manson video
you know the one where he has his mouth all pulled open by some
draconian dental instrument from the middle ages

Wednesday, October 10th, 2007 @ 2:45pm
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Fugly, might be a tranny.

Wednesday, October 10th, 2007 @ 2:56pm
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^^^I KNEW THAT WAS COMING.....LOL

Wednesday, October 10th, 2007 @ 3:01pm
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I hate the pants, but does have a really pretty face.

Wednesday, October 10th, 2007 @ 3:26pm
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I hate her lips, but she's not ugly. Curls don't suit her. And she's too thin.

Wednesday, October 10th, 2007 @ 3:30pm
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if she gained 15-20 pounds she would have a knockout body. she has nice curves now but is SO skinny--the skinniest one on the show! she made Renee look fat! and the camera adds a few pounds, and that chin, in person she probably looks like a big head on a little stick body--flesh out those curves!

Wednesday, October 10th, 2007 @ 3:44pm
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DA PANTS:|
OMFG DA PANTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

dey luk lyke der eatin hur!

http://www.monstersandcritics.com/artman/uploads/house6.jpg

Sophia lukz soo gorgeous
i think jaslene should wear dresses lyke dez!

Wednesday, October 10th, 2007 @ 3:58pm
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her ensemble is fierce.

Wednesday, October 10th, 2007 @ 4:03pm
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I don't know..I don't think she's ugly but she isn't pretty either..

Wednesday, October 10th, 2007 @ 5:40pm
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Did she get implants, or is she just squeezing those tiny things together with great force?

Wednesday, October 10th, 2007 @ 5:46pm
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THAT'S A MAN.... FOR SURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, October 10th, 2007 @ 5:56pm
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She looks more like a man then Gisele does.

Wednesday, October 10th, 2007 @ 6:34pm
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Tranny.

Wednesday, October 10th, 2007 @ 6:42pm
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Not good pics. She's average.

Wednesday, October 10th, 2007 @ 10:46pm
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way too skinny and has a nasty ass chin

Wednesday, October 10th, 2007 @ 10:57pm
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Man, throw this chick a burger or 50!

Wednesday, October 10th, 2007 @ 11:49pm
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look at that motherfucking chin of hers!!!!!!!!!!ahhhhhhhh

Thursday, October 11th, 2007 @ 12:42am
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This is a West Side Hwy tranny. She looks like she works the piers by Christopher Street, I'll nickname her Jaslene Xtravaganza from House of Xtravaganza.

Thursday, October 11th, 2007 @ 1:20pm
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Hideous.

Thursday, October 11th, 2007 @ 11:47pm
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why you guys hatin on the girl...she is gorgeous...everyone has flaws. I bet every one of you guys have a flaw that is damn well noticeable. Fix your flaws then maybe you can criticize but if your not perfect stfu. She prolly look better than your gf's and your ugly ass mothers that created your judgmental asses.

Thursday, November 22nd, 2007 @ 10:24am
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this picture is horrible. i dont think shes too pretty. shes not that bad, but shes by no means stunning either. she needs a chin job for sure. every time i see a picture of her the first thing that jumps out at me is her huge chin...it just sticks out of her face. i cant believe she even made it so far.

Tuesday, January 8th, 2008 @ 10:49pm
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I think it is unfair to call her a tranny. I have seen many much more attractive trannies. No, she doesn't look better than most women, probably not most of the boys here gf's. It makes me sick to think that women would try to emulate this form. Her body is twisted and strange from anorexia. Her face looks unhealthy in some way, maybe it is the lazy eye, but I think it has to do with malnutrition.

Sunday, January 27th, 2008 @ 3:19am
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Repulsive.

Wednesday, October 10th, 2007 @ 2:22pm
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DA PANTSSSSSSSS
OH MAN DA PANTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

anywayz, click my name to see wah she shudve worn!

Wednesday, October 10th, 2007 @ 3:59pm
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