Bastardly Breaking News! Britney Spears Can Read!
Monday, October 15th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
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Correction - Britney Spears can hold a book in front of her face.
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she loves those fucking boots.
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Are you guys still falling for her act?
We all know she's pretending to read. Just like she pretended to be a virgin even when she was 21.
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Those boots were forged by the gods themselves, for no ordinary footwear could withstand the heinousness that is known as Britney Spears' feet.
Seriously...those things have to have been forged by a God....because any other pair of shoes would have literally melted off of her feet....
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the only thing she reads is a menu
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LOL dude, ill have to agree with the majority so far...
you just KNOW that Britney saw the movie, and shes PRETENDING to read that book....
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YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DRIVING YOU TWAT!!!!
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what an attention whore. yeah sure, every celeb pulls into a paps filled parking lot to read a children's book in their car. I just want to see her suicide on youtube.
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She is reading a book I read in 6th grade. Honestly, kids, this is why we stay in school.
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is she dumb ? she is sitting in her car . reading a book ? with sunglasses ?
who reads books with sunglas :S
( the book is saying this )
sunglasses look man
this is not how i wanted people to be reading me
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How old are you Ashley?
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^predator?
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#11- I don't know how it has anything to do with Britney Spears reading children's books, but I am 19.
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