Bastardly Fashion Rating: Rihanna Wears Mom Jeans on TRL

Give me a break.

New trend? Nope, it was a trend 20 years ago and now it's back. Personally I'd rather see high waisted jeans emphasizing a tiny waist than lowrise jeans exposing crack every time she moves. BLECH.

Wearing an outfit like that really emphasises your figure.
Yep, she's pear shaped.

Hate the hat
The jeans
the top
she can luk soo much better

Her hips are freakishly enormous. Why would she wear those???

WTF is wrong with you anorexia loving white girls? Women are SUPPOSED to have hips. The distinguishing characteristic in body shape is that women have bigger hips than shoulders and men have bigger shoulders than hips.

Do you lesbos also complain when you see a broad shouldered man? Ohhh, his shoulders are too broad! I wish he had narrow shoulders and big hips!

hop off your soapbox granny, the fat ass and ugly jean combo is not welcome here.

That is the worst possible choice of pants for Rhianna. She already has huge hips/legs and this only emphasizes that. Fire the stylist.

#7, you are an unfortuneate pear shaped woman I can tell. Women with hips that match their shoulders or 1" narrower than shoulders are perfect in my book. In general, the spoon or pear shape is dysmorphic or totally out of proportion ie) 8 year old boy on top and 50 year old woman on the bottom..not hot.

#11 - you like women with broad shoulders and narrow hips. No thanks, that is manly.

Creaky, #11 did not say they like broad shoulders and narrow hips was what he liked. I agree with #11, hips are great and without them you don't have a figure but if you have hips you have to have a balance in the shoulders. If you look at her from just the waist down you would think she was bigger on top. If you look at her from the waist up you would think her hips would be a tad smaller, IMO. It's not hips that are bad it's proportion.

Creaky Floor and Ceiling

#11 - you like women with broad shoulders and narrow hips. No thanks, that is manly.

LOLOLOLOLOL
OMG that had to be the funniest thing i heard this month, i want to thank u for that

that's freakin hilarious! I love women with small waists and wider hips like the 0.7 WHR ideal (think Brooke Burke or someone hot like that), I like the shoulders to be within 1" of matching or totally matching. Completely even is the ideal hourglass (not PEAR!) but if hips are 1" narrower but waist is tiny, that's still very hot and I consider it insurance from a mild visit from the fat fairy if you know what I mean...women have got to have children right? Look at Brooke Burke after THREE!! HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT!!!!!!!!!

Actually, I've left out the 2 most vital and important parts of hotness, without them you can't be hot...natural med/large boobies and round scrumptious ass.

this will be the 3rd time i ask...

DOESNT THIS BITCH HAVE A PENIS?

i read a story a while back that said she had a dick.

i mean, she looks like a man with tits, so its believeable that shes like a tranny.

trannies don't have that much junk down below...she actually looks pretty good but she's on a slipperly slope.

I wonder if her nails glow in the dark.

typical of her....emphasis on her ass, because her face sure the hell isn't much to look at.

Fucken Tranny

Wow..she's wide..

What the fuck does she have on her head? Her full outfit is horrible and the neon nails are tacky. She looks awful.

Not for nothing but the host looks like she has hooves for feet

u know what? who is the host? shes kinda cute in a "chubby faced girl next door" kinda way

Why should it be either super low or super high wasted? Can't girls freaking settle for NORMAL pants! By the way, she IS wide!! (I say this in every post about her, but whatever). The pants are really not helping.

Poor Rihanna that bitch has an ugly body! In fact her body is manly. women are suppose to be smaller than men not bigger. And girls with big hips tend to stink and be really loose. Rihanna has a man body.

Aja has bulemia.

She actually has quite a hot body if you've seen the bikini pics. This outfit is just so wrong for her. Why can't girls learn, just cause it's in fashion, doesn't mean it looks good on you, sheesh.

they both look like 2 ugly fat men

She'd better start shaving those pounds off..from the waist down it's a disaster!And I agree with 'skinny bitch'.

no.25..that was hardly a compliment..

#7 yes women are supposed to have hips however when you're an ugly pear shape like Rihanna then just cover than shit up it looks gross.

Tony Soprano is an impotent faggot. I'm bulimic cause I said this girl is shaped like a deformed pear? Fuck you, you moron. Ignorance.....sheesh

i think she has a nice figure except for those huge, thick legs...and yes, she is a wide girl

I'm sorry huge hips and thighs? sorry WTF?!! She's bangin hot and her hips are not big. I bet you're a bunch of ugly fat bitches anyways. Yeah, fat bitches with monstrously huge vaginas. Go get vagina surgery and stop pretending that rihanna is less hot than you are.

Stop saying that we're loving anorexic white chicks. Racist moron.
If her top matched her bottom then she would look good. Personally I don't like pear shaped or any other shape apart from hourglass.

Next time I hear someone say white girl's arse I'm gonna come out with a white girls nose.

white girl arse

HAHA #15, I agree! I love that "insurance from a mild visit from the fat fairy...". It's so true, women always spread out down their so men should think about that when they are making a long term purchase! PEAR shaped woman with neck width shoulders are gross, PEAR shaped women with flat asses are SUPER GROSS, and if she's got no boobs well, not even on a really drunk night and my balls are blue.

@ # 35. Aja, it's ok sweetie, you can get help you know. People suffering from Bulemia and Anorexia tend to have a dissorted reality of what is big and what's not.

Pear shaped women with flat asses and fat asses are BOTH EQUALLY gross. Actually I hate to say it but even a flat ass has way more sex appeal than a big butt. And as for the big hips comments Big hips on a women is equal to a beer belly on a man. Thats like saying "real men all have beer belly's". Women are actually not suppose to have hips that big. LIke men aren't suppose to look pregnant.

haha creaky floor

man are suppose to have narrow hips, theyll look weird with big hips.

women are suppose to have hips, girls would look weird with narrow hips.
but her hips are too big for her small waist.

if she was a tranny her hips wouldnt be that big, ive never seen a man with big hips, crazy people.

I have seen plenty men with big hips. And really who has narrow hips of all the women I've seen on here Adriana, and Alessandra and Megan Fox I would say are probably some of the skinniest. Even they actually have hips the size hips they have are the perfect size for a woman. As long as your hips stick out farther than your waist then you are built like a real woman. So just out of curiousity who has narrow hips Im gonna go to their forum and see what type of comments they have there. Really name one woman with narrow hips.

What, Rihanna is a big girl???? Get serious people, she is no bigger than a size 6, or 8 at the most. Last time I checked, that wasn't fat. Yes, she has wide hips but have you seen her stomach and waist in videos or in concert? Small waist, flat stomach. I'd rather deal with some big hips than a big belly- I consider that fat.

Not attractive in the least, I'll pass. But I do agree with Paul K, she's not fat at all just a little misproportioned.

for some reason i always imagined rihanna to be a midget.

I swear! WHITE PEOPLE IN GENERAL have DISTORTED VIEWS and FUCKED-UP BODY IMAGE/IDEALS!!!! Most of you call SHAPELY WOMEN fat just because they don't look like an AIDS INFESTED CRACK WHORE like NICOLE RICHE, PARIS HILTON, and numerous other idolized emaciated FREAKS!!!! I am soooooo glad my (BLACK MEN) accept and appreciate beautiful WOMANLY bodies like mine!!! God, I would hate to be WHITE and have the pressure of living up to those FUCKED UP BEAUTY STANDARDS! LOL

That girl is fine, I'd hit it with no condoms on and cum inside of her.

^^^^ preach

Shit, but the other chick looks like a swedish guy, in a striped bath robe, just about to step into a sauna.

for me, any type with real and big boobies and a small waist. Marisa Miller springs to mind..she's not super hour glassie (hippie) but she's got curves in the right places and her round ass is just a bonus. (not a fan of her over sunned leathery face though.)