Bastardly Nude Poll: Audrina Patridge vs Lauren Conrad

They're both f-ing ugly. Dark-haired girl looks like she's retarded and she needs some orthodonics, STAT. She could eat corn through a knot-hole with those chompers.

In another shocking revelation, I still don't give a shit about them.

I didn't know it was possible to have two lazy eyes. Nice fake tits though...

Lauren Conrad is truly unremarkable in every way.

Tied at 0.

I hope Audrina doesn't use these razor blades she got, when she gives head.

Oooofff.

Audrina's....scary and Lauren's unremarkable.

No thanks.

Neither is anything special.

Two weeks ago I would've been sitting here at my desk, day dreaming about these two, but now I'm no longer interested. I liked them better when they were just two garden-variety L.A. party skanks instead of full-blown celebrities. Besides, one of my co-workers just gave me some weed, which I smoked in the employee rest room (I work at Cal Trans), and I'm in a really good mood, not to mention that I have an insatiable craving for Latinas. Maybe we could get some pictures of Karla Spice around here. Or Veronique Vega. Tonight I'm going to wait for my wife to go to sleep, then I'm going to inhale the world's largest bowl, slip on my Schur noise-cancelling headphones, crank up the Battleship, or maybe a little old school Prince (Controversy), and beat on my meat flute while looking at pictures of Karla Spice. I'll try not to think of LC or Audrina, but they might slip in their by accident. Could be worse. And it will be worse, because my wife will interrupt me so that I can make our newborn a bottle and change a diaper.

Audrina----huge teeth and eyes that can't look straight ahead. She's always looking up even though her head is straight on. Weird.

I'd like to nut all over their faces after they take turns giving me a sloppy knobber!

They look milfy already.

audrina most def., did u see her in that maxim shoot!

definetly....neither.

I'd rather do LC, but I would still do Audrina from behind. That expression on her face looks like she just got clobbered over the head with a cast iron skillet.

Audrina's body - yummy, and her face is not bad either. Agree, she looks retarded, but she's not ugly.
Lauren does nothing for me.

did anyone else on puictuire 2 of the 1st page, Audrina's smiing front shot, the bitches teeth are kinda offset like the Hollywood sign or the SOAD logo?

like, why is her 2 front teeth EVEN...the the next 2 are SHORTER than set 1 and set 3?

like offset and weird looking?

That Audrina chick looks like a retarde.

Audrina's eyes are fucking STRANGE.

Both are plain, LC looks slightly better.

Audrina is gorgeous! Love her body.

Neither are remotely attractive or worth voting for.

Audrina has a hot body that's all I know, her face definitely looks retarded.

I just read up on a condition known as "Sanpaku Eyes" where the whites of the eyes can be seen below the iris. it's an indicator of poor health!

I just don't get why anybody thinks Audrina is pretty- she has no upper lip and those huge teath! And the weird eyes.

Audrina is the most Beautiful girl i have ever laid eyes on!..she is perfect to me inside and out and i would LOVE to show her what a real man is! M/23/south FL.

They should get Lauren's friend Lo her own show do to the fact she is smokin

Rockin the teeth!

Im gonna go with LC, based on the fact that she actually has an upper lip.

Here's the video to watch with the nude Audrina pictures.

http://www.webcastr.com/videos/sexy/the-hills-audr

watch Audrina Partridge's nude video
http://hrenota.com/watch.php?id=Audrina+Partridge

Anyone got the link to Lauren's pics?

hahaha you guys f***en crack me up i

mostly "
like, why is her 2 front teeth EVEN...the the next 2 are SHORTER than set 1 and set 3?"

that quote almost killed me . lol

next quote i liked
"14. Big Papi (Uncertified Bastard)
I'd rather do LC, but I would still do Audrina from behind. That expression on her face looks like she just got clobbered over the head with a cast iron skillet."

hhhahhahahah true true fact.

keep it coming guys hahaha.

BTW THERE BOTH UGLY AS HELL , THEY THINK THERE SO PRETTY there is so much other girls better looking then these idiots. thinking there good.

anywayz i would do them both. but never date these skanks

wanna wrap lauren's legs around my face and bath and lick them all night and then shoot my load all over ner pretty tits

THEIR BOTH FUCKING UGLY. THEIR FUCKING FAT. THEIR FUCKING FUGLY. THEIR BOTH ARE WHORES. THEIR BOTH ARE SLUTS. THEIR BOTH ARE CUNTS. THEIR BOTH ARE BITCHE.

I would Fuck them both