Bastardly Asks: Does Brittany Looks Like Adriana Lima?
Tuesday, October 16th, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Jackson

Brittany writes:
Watup Bastardly? My name is Brittany. Lots of people say I look like Adriana Lima. I tend to think they are right most of the time. I'm from Maceio, Brazil, and I live in Miami, Florida, right now where I'm enrolled in pre-dentistry at university - that's right, I'm studying to be a dentist. I speak English, Spanish, Portugese and Italian. My background is 1/4 Afro-Brazilian, 1/4 Amerindian, 1/4 German and 1/4 Swiss. I'm 5'8'3/4. I work at Victoria Secret while going to school and I love Adriana Lima, she's my all time favorite supermodel.
So anyways, here are some of my pictures. What do you guys think?
























nah... but you do look like a TILF!
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yes, the cheeks and nose.
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huh?! sorry hun, not one bit
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Don't overdo the make up, goodness some of those pictures were toooo much. But overall, cute girl. Go all natural and you'll stand out more in the crowd, otherwise you'll like like one of many manufactured girls.
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I can see a very slight similarity in a couple of photos..
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I agree with #4
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The people that are telling you that you look like Adriana Lima...... just want to have sex with you.
BTW you look like Adriana Lima =)
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She looks like...Brittany. She looks like a regular cute blonde teen, nothing too interesting here.
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nah you dont look like Lima
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She looks like I would fuck her face but not much like Lima. I agree with the person that said that people tell you that to get a whiff of your taint. But I would surely fuck you you little piggy.
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you look better, but i'd need to see some more titties to be sure!
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If you looked like Adriana (which you very, very slightly do), you'd be the "poor man's Adriana" for sure.
You're about a 7, whereas Adriana's a 10.
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you look so damn country.
not feeling it at all.
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Um... no.
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yep, 2 eyes, a nose and a mouth, just like Adriana... which means we all look like her!!! Yay!!!
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not even close....
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Please.
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I kinda see the ressemblance in some of the pics. Don't worry about looking like her anyway, you're your own person and a very attractive one I might add.
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You don't look like Adriana.
You are very, very pretty, though. I wish you much success in your future endeavors.
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pfft
ya right
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Cute, I'd say, but nothing that I'd consider hot. She looks like a chick who thinks she's better looking than she thinks she is, and carries around this stuck up cunt attitude. She's the type you see in the bar as a hard target. I'd rather do one of her friends that don't think they are God's gift...
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You do look a bit like Lima, but Lima has a retarded fuck face, so....
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Rasheed stop hatin on Adriana
shez soo gorgeous
wayy betta then albatross
Tell me one woman u actually find hot;|
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God, how average. Average ho on the street look.
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You like fuck all like Adriana and everything like Bingo from the Banana Splits!
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you should keep your hair brown it looks much better than the bleach blonde
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this chick looks NOTHING like Lima [who is the hottest women alive]...shes kinda cute but very average.
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forget being a dentist try on stripping ..... instead
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what the hell is it with these dumb bitches
thinking they look like lima, or Jessica Alba, or Jessica Simpson
GET OVER IT
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given your thin hair and pale skin
you look like you don't even have Afro-brasilian or Amerindian in you
you look like an average american girl
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The only feature you've got in common with Adriana Lima is that knobby nose. 5' 8-3/4"? What the fuck is that? You think you're going to get a modeling contract over that 3/4"? You're cute, but you think WAY too much of yourself. BTW, Spanish is a clumsy, obtuse language - I just hate it. No points there.
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she'd look way better with dark hair...
and no she doesn't look like lima but just like the average cutish college chick
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LMAO@ Rasheed
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looks NOTHING like Adriana Lima....why is it girls, even after i missed like a YEAR coming here STILL think that they look like or try to look like her, it boggles my mind.....but, i personally think shes pretty, and, PLEASE ditch the blonde hair.... this girl is WAY more attractive in the pictures she doesnt have that blonde hair.
might work for some, but personally, for her look, blonde is NOT flattering.... funny, go look at Maggie Grace' NON blonde to BLONDE pictures....Maggie is very average as a blonde, but as a brunette shes stunning....
same idea goes for this girl.... blonde is kinda un flattering, and, eh, every other girlish.... this girl with out blonde hair would be very very pretty.
just cause your name is "Brittany", that doesnt mean you have to conform to what society assumes your hair color would be with that name.
go back to a NON blonde color and be close to stunning, as opposed to being blonde and being slightly above average.
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only on the white part of her eye.
NO WAY GIRL! Maybe in another life you will look a bit like Adriana
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a little bit...but you're pretty in your own right so no worries
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I also agree that dark hair would bring out your face alot more
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you must be smoking some serious shit..I think the only thing you have in common with Lima is the eye color, if that.
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pretty. but you need to change your style, the way you wear your make and hair ASAP!!!!!!
all that trash you put on your self make you very unattractive even though you got potential. seriously no joke you need to throw away your make up kit and go through your closet. and get rid of that choker. how old are you 13????!
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well i though you were a white girl, you dont look brazilian.
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Well, you are attractive and you have gorgeous eyes, but you're not Adriana lookalike. Nothing wrong with being yourself.
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You totally resemble this person, especially in the chin area:
http://johnwmacdonald.com/Perez_Hilton_JWM_1228.jpg
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lmao what an attention whore
seriously you dont look like adriana at all
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She looks like that dude PErez HIlton I swear...google his pics, the jaw area and teeth is like a replica of Perez.
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crazy talk. who is tellin' this chick she looks like adriana? blind people thats who. they should leave facial comparisons to the sighted.
p.s. rasheed is gay
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no you look like white trash.
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lol junglegirl is such a hater, she obviously hasn't got laid in months.
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yeah my comments kept disappearing so sorry about triple post...and Tony thanks but there's nothing to hate on, trust me I know what good looking is like... and yeah I haven't got laid in so long..about 8 hours now, fuck!
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1/4 Afro-Brazilian, 1/4 Amerindian, 1/4 German and 1/4 Swiss??? she is 100%WHITE!!!!
if she was just 2/4 white she didnt look like that shw will look like jennifer lpez or some other latina!
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so what's wrong with being white you racists?
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@15. Boy, that´s one hard thing to say ("the poor man´s Adriana")...but absolutely true. And I´d give her 5, not 7.
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veeery pretty girl, but looks nothing like Adriana Lima.
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@ 57 (Junglegirl)...I hadn´t seen your post when I wrote mine. Jesus, you´re right, she does look like Perez Hilton...you know, a better version of him. Let´s say she could be his cute sister.
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No she doesnt. She's hot but she aint no Lima being.
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Where the fuck are your answers to the bastardly questions?!?!?!??!
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lol JungleGirl, she does kinda look like that fat-ugly-piece-of-gay-shit named perez hilton, in the chin/jaw area. But at least, Brittany is good looking.
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VERY PRETTY
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Please, honey, no.
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Definitely a naturally beautiful girl who adds unnecessary unnatural shit to her face! Like someone said earlier, if you go all natural you will stand out WAY more - especially if you ditched the blond hair.
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You would look like Lima if Lima has a big nose, big bucked teeth, squinty eyes and 20 extra pounds.
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The girl is very beautiful, but she would look better with the natural dark hair and maybe she would look more like Ms. Lima.
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Erm.. Orange, blonde and average looking? What does that have to do with Adriana..
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Skank.
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I would
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Nah, she doesn't look like Lima. But I think she looks a few times better with darker hair. Blonde hair makes her look more plain and average.
PS: I'm also tired of girls trying to look like other girls. Why the hell would you wanna look like someone other than yourself? Get your own look and personality, people will appreciate you a whole lot better.
#17, exactly...isn't that what makes a girl stand out from the rest? The fact that she DOESN'T look/act like every other chick?
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A passing resemblance maybe.. but no more than a lot of the other girls
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hahaha Rasheed is hilarious
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no but good enough. Let's fuck.
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wow bastardly do you make sure people are who they claim to be? i know this girl who are in the pics off of a forum. she never claims to look like adriana and dont think she would want her pictures posted on here. she doesn't even talk like that and isn't stuck on her looks. i dont think she would appreciate having her pics up here without her permission!
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She's definately attractive, but loses points for being completely fucking delusional.
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That's because that is a person impersonating the real girl. The real girl in those pictures never claimed to look like Adriana and doesn't think highly of herself, like this fake has. How do I know? I talk to the real girl on MSN. She's part of this other forum. The faker stole her pictures and came here posing as her.
It's very easy for a person to use some one's else pictures and act how ever they want.
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Wow do the admins on here check these threads or better yet their email? Who ever submitted these pictures IS A FAKE and is obsessed with the girl in the pictures and her life since they have to pose as her!
DO THEY PROMOTE USING OTHER PEOPLE'S PICTURES ON HERE or something? No offense but start getting smart bastardly. Start requiring people to salute pics (their user name @ the bastardly) who want to participate in look a like threads or bastardly of the day/week.
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yeahh when i looked at ur pictures i was not thinking limaa i was thinkin god ur hot n i want to do u!
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Ugh dont you guys read? Whoever submitted the pics, stole them from some girl and is posing as her.
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I don't give a damn who she looks like, I just know she gets me hard, that says enough.
Mod
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well if she did or didnt post these pics, i think she kinda looks like adriana lima.
she looks gorgeous with dark hair and no makeup
adriana lima is natural so she likes like adriana with brown hair and no makeup
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Pablo would not go back to jail for this.
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This is not the real Brittany. This was posted by some fat jealous obsessive stalker who is trying to make Brittany look stupid.
The chunky clungedrip who posted this is so insecure she comfort eats and lets her boyfriend take her for a ride, he pays no rent or bills or anything, because she knows the chances of getting a real man are as likely as my rectum whistling the national anthem.
Now go.
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Nope, you don't look like Adriana Lima. Too blonde, too faked tanned, too much make-up. Try to tone it down. You're a pretty girl, but you're trying way too hard.
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peach_pussy is sad... stealing pics that a girl posted on a halloween costume thread.
the girl (brittany) is beautiful. ive seen pics of her on normal days
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who can tell?
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i don't see it at all
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In some pics I see a resemblance to Lima, in others no. Your very attractive. Just remember when you become a dentist that 'oral irrigation' is not a sexual thing....
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It's funny how people say they look like Adriana..... when this girl does not look "ethnic" in any way.... No one really LOOKS like Adriana.... isn't that why people like her so much???
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btw u dun luk lyke adriana
not even one bit
srry
adriana is way too hott
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just because you sell skivvies at Victoria's Secret, doesn't mean you're a second away from being one of their models. dumb bitch.
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LOL if this girl was 13, id prolly be going to jail with some of the things i was thinking about....
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#67...but...she does...O_o...it just looks more exotic all together.
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ok well you DEFINETLY dont look very much like a latina...or exotic!!...i should know
Adriana Lima is very exotic looking, blue eyes,dark hair ful lips, and VERY natural looking!... unlike you!!
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Regardless of whoever posted her pics, I have to agree with 89. Very american looking. If that's her real background I'm surprised and the only reason her skin looks so dark is because she's quite tanned. Hmm no don't see it.
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I think she actually looks like Rebecca Romijn...
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its a well known fact brazilian women use fake eye colour ( contact lenses)
its pathetic and weird..and adriana limas eye colour is very very suspicious to me...
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sure, ur look like a pretty average girl, like adriana does. to me she is not that pretty in the face. her body is nice, but i think she has a butterface. her cheeks are fat and her teeth are mangled. wtf is so pretty about that? someone please tell me? there are so many prettier girls than she so please don't take it as a compliment. ur almost prettier than her. if her weren't for her blue eyes, height and tan (fake tan at that) then she would be nothing! trust me, come to brazil there are girls like her everywhre! she isn't even that famous here.
u do have the same pig nose profile and fat cheeks though and the "I am stupid as shit" look on your face down pat =] great Job!
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You look like Stacy Dash.
/that's a better compliment
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This girl is vary Pretty, sweet blue eyes. I love her long blonde hair, gorgeous.Damn, I would fuck her mouth until she gagged on my thick creamy sperm. Again & again. Lucky her.
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I think she is cute..and prettier than lima..dont get mad at me..its my opinion
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Hey Brittany! I really don't think you look like Adriana Lima altough you're very pretty girl and I'm quite sure that you are going to be a great model some day but let's fact- Adriana Lima is the most sexiest girl and I don't think anyyone can compare with her...
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Kind of pretty, looks nothing like Adrian though. I have a feeling she'd look better a little more natural. Definitely one of the better BLOTD... maybe a 6/10.
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Adriana that is.
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yeah i'm quite sure that is better for u to have a brown hair-then you will look more natural and won't look like a silly little blond...
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hmmm, i think if you went a light brown of went to a honey coloured blonde, it would flatter more, i think your blonde is a little too harsh for you and very unnatural, but i think you are pretty in your own right.
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this girl looks a lot like a typical blonde whoreish girl with way too much make-up and overdone hair.. wtf looking like adriana? adriana is naturally beautiful whereas this girl thinks that because some people might think she looks like her it means shes beautiful too.. the only resemblance is the squinty blue eyes.. other than that shes just another trashy blonde whore.. like.. those hoop earrings in the photo of her laying down just scream root me
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