Talisa Soto Brings The Afternoon Links!
Tuesday, October 16th, 2007 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Jackson

- Eva Mendes Topless In Maxim Magazine [HollywoodTuna]
- Britney Spears On Her Way To Getting Booked [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Banden Rollen [Flabber]
- Kid Rock and Paris Hilton again? [Celebslam]
- Kelly Carlson's Big Tits [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Dateable Celebrities [The Bastardly Society]
- Ducks On The Catwalk [Dlisted]
- Vanessa Hudgens nude pix gets her paid [Tasteful Celebs]
- Duran Duran's Falling Down video! [SOW]
- What happened to Angelina Jolie's year off? [Cele|bitchy]
- Here, Have Some Ebola to Go with Your Herpes [Fatback and Collards]
- Aussie Babe Laura Weston [FHM Online]
- Speaking of Celebrity Boobs: Tara Reid [CityRag]
- Scarlett Johansson Parties at Elle Magazine's Women In Hollywood Party [DerekHail]
- Jennifer Aniston is Dunzo with LA [Celeb Warship]
- Kate Hudson in C Thru Top with THAT GUY! [The Grumpiest]
- Diddy will turn himself in [The Blemish]
- The 10 Funniest Foreign Commercials [Uber]
- Lindsay Lohan is back [JordanIsYourHomeboy]
- Kylie Minogue in a purple top and no bra showing pokies in London [RichandBrainless]
- Megan Fox Steals The Show [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
























wow pic 1 wasn't good at all
but pic 2 made up for it
she looked manish in the first pic
it maybe the eyebrows.
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she looks kind of weird to me, her body is fine.
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She is unattractive as all get out.
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ewwwww way too manish for me
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I DID NOT LIKE THE BODY. NICE SKIN COLOR.
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The face isn't that good and her body looks out of shape...
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she's getting old. im sure she was hotter back then.
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tranny
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how does she look like a man? i dont see it at all...it seems like if someone has any slight definition in the jaw area, they're considered a "tranny" or that they look like a man...not everyone that doesnt have a very soft jawline looks like a man, imo
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Laura Weston FTW!
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It's nice that she's natural. She's okay.
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she looks like a guy...not a good looking one
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I guess you have to be a little bit older to appreciate her. I checked and she's now 40. I read that she's been appearing on mag covers since she was 15 so she's probably pretty young in the first one. She's married to Benjamin Bratt and has two kids so if that second pic is recent she looks damn good to me.
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Those are really old pictures of her. She was gorgeous during her 'Mortal Kombat' days.
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The tranny comments are way out of place. She seems very young in the first picture. Plus, both pictures are pretty bad...they are from a long time ago, too. Anyways, she's not ugly.
Her body does look lumpy, but then again, I think both these pictures suck. But no hips? No, on the contrary: she actually looks like she has big hip bones.
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She was pretty in Mortal Kombat.
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@ lemon: i think what they mean is that, because her waist is so thick, it makes her look straight up and down despite the width of her hips.
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On the first picture she's on her James Bond days (License to Kill with Timothy Dalton) back in 1990's, where big eyebrows was trendy so she looks a bit like a tranny (well get the movie and you'll see that's she's not manly !). The second picture portrays her now, she's on her 40's and she looks fine for a mother of two who seemingly didn't get surgery. Respect.
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Hell yea she was super fine in Mortal Kombat but she needs her long hair back
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looks like a tranny..totally manly body shape..no chest no hips and wide waist.
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She looks great. I don't know what these "tranny" comments are about. The first one has to be a picture from when she was younger.
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Sometimes I wonder if I'm in the same gene pool as everyone else. The first picture, I thought, was one of the most fantastic pictures I've seen here in a long time. She is just flat-out gorgeous in a way that is casual sexual and nice. In the second picture, she just looks lumpy. I've never seen her before, so I cannot comment on any earlier photographs.
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TALISA IS UGLY. UGLY UGLY UGLY. TALISA IS FUGLY. FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY. TALISA LOOKS A MAN. TRANNY TALISA.
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