Bastardly Breaking News! Hayden Panettiere Reads To Kids!
Thursday, October 18th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
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How incredibly cheesy.
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This girl could give me a blowjob while standing up. And remember, I'm a dwarf.
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I don't have a library card, but I'm still checking her out.
/zing!
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Caption on the 4th pic is funny.
She looks great. How refreshing is it also to see pictures of a pretty girl like this not hung over or some stupid shit. Just walking around town and maybe giving a little back every now and then.
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This little squirt monkey is at her peak and she doesn't even know it. In five years no one is going to like her. However, I don't know what man over the age of 30 would not want to fuck her. If this little girl was on your bed with her legs spread I can't think of any reason not to want to fuck her. The only reason she is attractive is because most 18 year old girls with reasonably good bodies are attractive. If I was going to be put to death my last wish would be to face fuck Hayden in the back of my 1984 Honda Prelude.
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OK, this begs for oompa loompa jokes galore...
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i bet every little dude in that class just got kickstarted in puberty..
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She could have worn something more appropriate....
I'd love to feed her to a shark.
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Let me see if I get this - she shows up to read to a school of 5 year olds and she dresses like she is on her way to hit Hyde with Lilo and Paris. Its bad enough that most of us will confuse her age as someone thats 12 years old, now those children will go home and attempt to dress the same way. Very age appropriate! Thanks but no thanks!
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what's the point to this shit?
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hey the midget is now working with people her own size...
Midgets for Midgets.. think of the mileage you can get from that!
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I see, by looking at page two, she forgot to put her boobs on this morning!
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do we think we could get her to commit suicide for the kids?
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i would have sat right in the front row so i could enjoy the story and get the best look up her short ass dress
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and i agree 100% with caitie... why the fuck is she wearing what she is to goo and READ to kids?
maybe its a sign of whats gonna be her descent into Britney Spears/LiLo type psychoness.....
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well if she had worn something casual
the teacher might have mistook her for one of the kindergarteners
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LMFAO at comment #16.....
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FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!
Sick of this boring woman.
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only way she'd be interesting is if that dress was up over her head
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The caption for the little kid should have said "I'm going to cunt punt you so hard..."
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She could read me a bedtime story, any night!
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I will read her a story with my big old cock in her mouth. This bitch needs a pounding so she can make some faces for real.
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she reads to kids dressed like that ? why not just give the principal a blow job also while shes at it.
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Publicity stunt for a boring and VERY over rated midget.
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i hate those glasses. they ruin her cute face
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#16 is a genius.
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Oompa LOOMPA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hayden did win a Grammy for a read along book in 2000, so this does make sense she does this.
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