Salma Hayek Brings The Afternoon Links!



- Lindsay Lohan Boots Were Made For… [HollywoodTuna]
- Britney Spears Takes A Number Three With A Coke [I'm Not Obsessed]
- ATV en jetski in 1 [Flabber]
- Britney Spears is heartbroken [Celebslam]
- Kat Von D's Hairless Vagina Side Shot [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Jokey Thursday [The Bastardly Society]

- The Valley Is No Place For A Richie Baby [Dlisted]
- Black people ‘less intelligent' scientist claims [Tasteful Celebs]
- Guess who needs to eat? [SOW]
- Is Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin's marriage over? [Cele|bitchy]
- Pete Trades in the Junk for Junk [Fatback and Collards]

- Everybody Wants To Be Ozzy [CityRag]
- Britney Spears Calls Judge An “Old Fart” [DerekHail]
- Nicole Will be Dancing on the Ceiling… [Celeb Warship]
- At Least There's One Hot Girl in Girls Aloud [The Grumpiest]
- Ellen's dog story, now with 67% more crazy [The Blemish]

- Avril Lavigne whores it up in her new music video [JordanIsYourHomeboy]
- Cindy Margolis skimpy nightgown showing off her Supermodel Cleavage [RichandBrainless]
- Megan Fox, Stacy Keibler And Autumn Reeser Join Forces [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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All pics on 1 page. Congrats.
Nice body but I'm not a fan of the masculine jaw.

Thursday, October 18th, 2007 @ 5:32pm
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She's gorgeous. I know, she has a mannish jaw, but I still think she's gorgeous.

Thursday, October 18th, 2007 @ 5:44pm
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Surely one of the hottest women alive.

Thursday, October 18th, 2007 @ 5:47pm
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Hot for a midget, really nice feet, and I love her hair.

Thursday, October 18th, 2007 @ 5:51pm
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i think she looks better now than back then (minus that big ugly bump in her belly)

Thursday, October 18th, 2007 @ 6:09pm
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She is what Kim Whordashian tries to be, but can't be, because she is too fucking ugly even with $500,000 worth of plastic surgery. Kim Kardashian is a trashy, disgusting hooker. Salma Hayek is a goddess.

Thursday, October 18th, 2007 @ 6:18pm
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Oh no! Not popeye jaw again. By far one of the ugliest women next to Halley Berry.

Thursday, October 18th, 2007 @ 6:26pm
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She is fat and old. Is she even still alive? I am gay.

Thursday, October 18th, 2007 @ 6:35pm
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Hot chick- way rad car.

Thursday, October 18th, 2007 @ 6:43pm
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she's a hot little midget

Thursday, October 18th, 2007 @ 6:46pm
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NICE PICTURES

Thursday, October 18th, 2007 @ 7:01pm
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So...did her boyfriend/fiance/whatever knock up the other chick as well? Must suck to be a new mom with a man who already has a newborn with another woman. Yikes.

The guy, however, is a complete stud!!

Thursday, October 18th, 2007 @ 7:42pm
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this is before or after the baby?
i wonder if she has stretch marks and stuff.

Thursday, October 18th, 2007 @ 7:57pm
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Hot, even when greasy she is HOT.

Thursday, October 18th, 2007 @ 8:10pm
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Linda Evangelista is way better than popeye jaw

Thursday, October 18th, 2007 @ 8:38pm
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not my thing, never really dug Salma, but i can see why people would think shes attractive.

while she snot my thing, she doesnt make me wretch like Kim Kardashian, which, like i said, i can get why people would dig her.

and as for the links, god daym i fucking hate Avril Lavigne.

she personifies the word "poseur" more than any other person in music i know.

Thursday, October 18th, 2007 @ 8:46pm
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cheryl is the hot one in girls aloud...duh.

Thursday, October 18th, 2007 @ 9:50pm
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Mon chi chi.

Thursday, October 18th, 2007 @ 9:53pm
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blah nothing special...your typical Spanish chick with dark hair, short legs with fairly big ass and tits...Miami has hotter chicks than her

Thursday, October 18th, 2007 @ 10:16pm
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my absolute all-time favorite. too hot for words. i met her a few years ago and she's even hotter in person. her body is an hourglass, and the rack and ass are to die for. she's also a very friendly, down-to-earth celebrity as well.

Thursday, October 18th, 2007 @ 10:57pm
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@ 17 - I agree with you. A lot of people do. Every year plastic surgeons are polled on which features most of their patients ask for. Salma's jaw/jawline has come in 1st several times.

I love her face and pre-baby body. I think she's one of the hottest women and her body pre-baby was magnificent.

Friday, October 19th, 2007 @ 3:36am
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i agree @ 3

Friday, October 19th, 2007 @ 5:38am
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Those were the worst pictures of her.

Friday, October 19th, 2007 @ 6:50am
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salma hayek!!? what is this 1996!, fuck outta here u bastards

Friday, October 19th, 2007 @ 7:35am
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Salma Hayek brings the FUG.

Friday, October 19th, 2007 @ 8:32am
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Yay! I look just like her! hahahahahaha, I'm so glamourous, I shit glitter!

Friday, October 19th, 2007 @ 9:40am
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Only reason she ever got famous was because of that dumb scene in Dusk till Dawn when she danced in that bikini. That was a shitty scene anyways not even sexy.

Friday, October 19th, 2007 @ 10:02am
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And lisbeth you look like her Im starting too notice most of the females on these blogs are ethnic. I dont think there is one white girl who posts on here.

Friday, October 19th, 2007 @ 10:03am
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Not only a real beauty, but oozes sensuality. She'll be sexy for as long as she lives.

Friday, October 19th, 2007 @ 12:59pm
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#32- I'm Polish girl.

Friday, October 19th, 2007 @ 4:11pm
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woo who Leni!!! im half. Polish food is SO kick ass, my grandma, RIP, used to make the best dishes....

Friday, October 19th, 2007 @ 4:26pm
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you must be gay to not think that scene of her from dusk till dawn was sexy, man she looked so sexy, and im a girl.

Friday, October 19th, 2007 @ 5:31pm
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well those argentinan girls look white, since most of argentina is a mix of european.

Friday, October 19th, 2007 @ 5:33pm
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Ok, some of you guys are unrealistically harsh. Mannish jaw? What the hell...are your standarts extremely high or are you gay? Every girl has flaws. If you keep picking at them, nobody's gonna seem beautiful. The overall look and personality is what's important.

Friday, October 19th, 2007 @ 6:15pm
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I have never picked apart anyone. First of all I hate Horror Movies so when I watched Dusk till Dawn She completely sickened me. I own the movie Frida. But I dont think she is beautiful It makes me happy that people think she is beautiful though because I like to see 40 year old women get called beautiful because I plan on being beautiful at that age. And trust me I look way better than her. And by the way she is only half mexican and half Lebanese. And she gets her looks from the Lebanese side DEFINATELY NOT from the Mexican half. Mexican women the dark ones are ugly However if you look caucasion like Belinda and Thalia than you could be attractive.

Friday, October 19th, 2007 @ 9:25pm
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thalia looks hispanic not white and belinda is european.

and if you know mexicans then you know that not all are dark and ugly.

Friday, October 19th, 2007 @ 9:37pm
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I'd make a baby with her.

Thursday, October 18th, 2007 @ 5:51pm
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she is so beautiful, i dont even notice the jaw

Thursday, October 18th, 2007 @ 8:38pm
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@ #18 your thing is men, no fucking wonder.

@ #5 damn fucking right.

Thursday, October 18th, 2007 @ 9:50pm
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oh and i'm scared about what that baby might have done to her. she was a fucking tank before she blew... at least she'll always be hot on the internet.

Thursday, October 18th, 2007 @ 10:57pm
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britney was hot once too. let see if salma can keep it together.

Friday, October 19th, 2007 @ 10:04am
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SALMA IS FUCKING UGLY. SALMA IS FUCKING FUGLY. SALMA IS FUCKING FAT.

Tuesday, October 28th, 2008 @ 2:10am
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