Gisele Bundchen & Lucky Bastard Tom Brady in Miami
Tuesday, October 23rd, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe

Who will get a piece of Gisele Bundchen next?
Over the last 3 years, she has gone from LeoDiCraps to Kelly Slater to now Tom Brady. Tom Brady's lease on Gisele's bod ends near the holiday party season, so any guesses as to who's moving in next?
























She looks like your typical skinny chick.
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Smoking Hot. I would eat the corn out of her shit.
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Lucky bastard? LOL Moe, are you gay?
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Just look at that fugly MANFACE! Disgusting tranny.
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smokin' hot bod
everyone knows someone like Gisele....you know that person who can eat anything like fast food or junk food and not gain any weight because of their high metabolism.
Gisele and Alessandra just happen to be two of those types of people and
it drives the short fat hippy heffers crazy.
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#8 you moron...shes the type that will tell you she can eat anything she wants but in reality she doesnt eat anything at all
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I saw her eating 3-4 slices of pizza
at the VS fashion show after party in 2006.
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yeah.im officially tired of this chick.
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So what would that be, sloppy 3rds or 4ths? I'd do it.
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those brazilian models they are always active, swimming, surfing, biking, modeling etc i believe she can eat whatever she wants and be slim and healthy, i know alot of people that eat like pigs and dont gained a single pound but i guess people that are saying that she doesnt eat are obviously the ones that put on weight.... im sorry for your slow metabolism
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She has such a shitty body.
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ok, this is all im gonna say, Tom Brady is yet ANOTHER in the colest homosexual, trying to cover it p by fucking famous bitches.
didnt he just have a kid with Bridget Monahayn?
hes in the closet along with her 2 exes and Timberlake.
theres guys who arent gay, just metrosexuals, and then there are guys who are WAY to metrosexual that you just KNOW they smoke cock...
Tom Brady is one, as is Jeter and GayRod.
they can bang whomever they want, but guess what? they arent fooling anyone.
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@franky
you said it better than I did.
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nope her face is just FUGLY. period.
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She is HOT! I would do her anytime!
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Great arse....mouth-wateringly great arse.
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That's a great ass? I guess "arse" is synonyms with "the ass of a skinny little school boy".
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omega and franky are both right. Wake up people, your body type is not the only one that exists. Just cause you happen to get fat easily doesn't mean it's the same for everyone. A whole lot of people actually have a FAST metabolism and they don't gain much weight. And some people actually *gasp* exercice.
Seriously, it's like some people's minds are programmed: whenever they see a person that has a fit body, rather than an overweight one, they jump to the conclusion that they must be anorexic.
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Yes, look at how fat those two french fries made her. She looks like Jabba the Hut. NOT! She looks great here.
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lemon,
her body is not a fit one. And that is obviously not the body of an athletic woman.
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Her body is tight. You can tell she exercises regularly. She probably has good genes, as well. I bet everyone woman at that pool took a hit on their self esteem when she arrived.
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yeah, i eat whatever i want and im still really skinny.
her face is not pretty just average, and i dont like her body, only when its photoshopped.
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my boss eats 6 times a day that i SEE, so that doesnt include like his dinner or breakfast....and hes half my weight.
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"I bet everyone woman at that pool took a hit on their self esteem when she arrived."
Only the ones that have been brainwashed to believe that the body of an overgrown 10 year old boy is desirable.
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have u guys heard of something called fast metabolism? I have to eat every 2 hours in order to keep my normal weight and it takes some serious mouth stuffing if I want to gain a couple lbs. Just like some people have a hard time losing weight, others have a hard time gaining it. I'm sure though a lot of these models starve themselves because they are under a contract and they have to be stick thin, but don't be surprised when you see a skinny person eating like a fat man.
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YES! YES! give me more!
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she's perfection. bad taste in men though....all her bfs look gay
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Hey Omega...did you also follow her into the restroom to watch her barf it all back up? LOL. In the 6th photo all I could think of was, well, there goes the last of her brain right out the old ear. The 7th pic was Fugly returning from the pool a little too quickly and catching TB texting Bridget Moynahan, or some chick he met while she was actually in the pool. Notice the evil eye she's sending him? For those of you wondering why Tommy Boy never entered the pool himself...it's those DAMN hairplugs, not allowed to get them wet all by himself. He has a little personal stylist-guy now. From the looks of him, he also is Brady's private tutor into gaydom. In the 12th photo she was clearly disappointed. See, TB had told her to open wide for a big surprise, and she naturally assumed he'd be sticking something in there bigger than a piece of steak...bummer! Did ya all hear that someone who works in the hotel they stayed in down there said that when they were out celebrating Sunday night, they were making out like two horny teens behind the bleachers. She had her hand down his baggy jeans doing the wild thing, while choking him off--pun intended--with her hand on his throat. Gee, if they do that in public, one can only imagine what they do in private. Or perhaps it's all about the show&tell with them.
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bridget moynahan is better
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"all her bfs look gay"
correction, all her boy friends ARE gay
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She is so butt ugly. Plain, skinny, flat, boyish. If it wasn't for the nose job she got years back she'd be even uglier!!
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You fuckers wish you were half the man Brady is. Make fun of Giseele all you want but Brady is a football god! Go Pats!
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Tom Brady is lucky hes on a team with the talent he has.
put Tom Brady on ANY of the teams Brett Favre has had over the years, he wouldnt have won ANY superbowls.
and even if you think hes a football god, whats teh difference if he takes dicks in his assor mouth?
him being a cocksmoker would make you less of a fan?
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@ Cindy
VS was unhappy with her for gaining 15 lbs
FYI sweetie, you don't gain 15 lbs by barfing all your food up.
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gisele doesnt starve herself
dont be hating on her
her and tom are the best together
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tom brady is lucky cause this bitch got some dough. other than that, he can a lot better.
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She looks much better with make-up.
She does have an awesome body though.
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I'd clean her wedgie with my tongue
SHE IS FUCKING HOT
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She looks even worse without any makeup. So uglyyyyyyyyy.
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HORRENDOUS MAN FACE!!
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She won't eat for three weeks now :D.
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but her face is pretty bad.
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This was the greasy fast food pizza too.
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GREAT MODEL! SHE CAN SELL ANYTHING!!!!!
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Plain face.
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LUCKY BASTARD
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