Bastardly Breaking News!! Mariah Carey Uses Black Sharpie to Sign Autographs!!
Wednesday, October 24th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Mariah Carey is the news again, so that means she's trying to sell something. Besides whoring herself to music execs around the globe, this time she's selling her very own fragance, made by Elizabeth Arden.
Even though Mariah Carey has a new fragrance, she never was the type to spray on a scent before she left the house. In fact, Carey says she never really wore perfumes until she fell in love with her own creation, "M." [AP]
Aaaw, how cute. Don't you love it when M dives into humble-mode?
And, to all you Mariah Carey haters: This fragnance doesn't smell like diva ass or the crackwhore prostitute in front of the corner 7/11.
Carey says the fragrance, which comes in a purple bottle with her signature butterfly icon on top, was based on some of her favorite things. One is a Moroccan incense; another is a flower called the Living Tahitian Tiare. But another scent mixed into the fragrance is unexpected: toasted marshmallows.
That aroma was added because it evoked happy memories of her childhood around the campfire. But she adds: "It's blended in there — it's not like you're gonna walk around smelling like marshmallows." [AP]
Toasted marshmallows? Does this mean that Mariah's still smoking crack?
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Looks like she hasn't been missing any meals...
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Past the point of no return.
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Yuck. Baby fat cheeks.
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I can just see her in a few years... big as bloody house
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Whoa baby, she's got a one way ticket on the blow up like Aretha Franklin express.
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you guys are fucking fagots
i would tap her like that!
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Mariah must be a binge eater. Bitch gains weight very easy.
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You guys are joking.......right???? Mariah is AMAAAAAAAZING!!!!!!
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Oh yeah, I'd hit it.
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This is a reply to Doug:
Call me! I emailed you my info.
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I can't believe this chick is still around. People say she isn't fat and that is fine. But she isn't thin either. Her face is so large. I don't know, looking at her makes ME feel uncomfortable and bloated. I never really understood her singing. She likes to scream a lot, she always reminded me of a Whitney Houston wanna be. Now she's just trying to hang on to any youth she has left in her, the problem is she keeps forgetting how old she is, she thinks she's still 21.
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why isnt she wearing her straightjacket?
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she is a total phony
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What in the world happened to her face??? It's not even that her cheeks are huge, it's something weird with her nose and lips.
@3 - hahahaha golden girls!
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She is to old to be a DiVA! & thowes are bad pix. She look like mickel jakson with tits! YuK!!!
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I'd hit that! But, I'm Bill O'Reilly! I'm impotent and gay and love loofas!
Fa fa fa fa fa!
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Single male seeks Asian woman whose into Wessan oil and bares a striking resemblence to Florence Henderson.
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i would love to fuck mariah carey hard and cum on her boobsa in her mouth legs ass whole body she hot
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