Christina Aguilera & Pet Monkey Plan to Spoil New Baby.
Thursday, October 25th, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe

Did Christina sleep her way to the top? Is anyone surprised?
In March 2007, producer Dallas Austin alleged in a video interview with SOHO Magazine that Aguilera had sex with him and several of his friends. He also alleged details about Bratman, who Dallas referred to as his old best friend.[96] Several days following the incident Dallas issued an apology stating, "My statement about Christina Aguilera was a reaction to an incident I care not to discuss in any forum - I do owe an apology to Christina." Aguilera's rep responded with, "She's not commenting on such ridiculous statements, and we are consulting a lawyer to explore her options." [Wiki]
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this whore makes me want to vomit
she's knocked up yet still goes to the trouble of dressing like a prostitute
very classy...
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yeah bitch we know you're knocked up. now go the fuck back home.
that poor kid is gonna be sooooo fucking ugly. This is where I'm pro-choice.
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She really needs to lose some weight. Fattie.
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Just the ass for the next few months then
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she needs to stop bleaching her hair..her baby's already screwed in the gene department, it doesn't need chemicals to make it fug.
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A face made for spunky
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I love her Victorian style boots...and she needs to wash all that make-up off and stop fucking with her hair.
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wow everyone here is SO right when they make commenst like about her makeup...
Jesus Christ, shes turning into Tammy Faye Baker...she never like is seen WITHOUT like layers and layers and layers of makeup on.
its just so disgusting.
maybe shes TRYING to look bad so her fugly husband actually looks BETTER...well Xtina, you got a LONG WAY TO GO before thats gonna happen.
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what an ugly fuckface on page 4...well in every pic actually...just especially page 4...
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Man she looks fine as fuck.
/loves black stretch pants.
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She really must look disgusting without ALL that makeup..I mean..I have THAT much make up on when I'm being photographed.
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Ugly tranny clown face.
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lose clothes? you mean loose?
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Yowsa, she must spend hours in the morning with a Trowel putting on that makeup. I can't imagine what the kid is going to look like....
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the last pic makes me wanna yawn because she is about to yawn in it...and i think she looks really pretty here compared to the way she does normally....(of course, still 10 lbs of make up) at least she isnt wearing blue eyeshadow with red lipstick and has that plastic hair going on...this is like seeing her without make up haha...and her face has improved tremendously with plastic surgery
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christ...would all that make up and fake tan not affect the baby?
Yeeecchhhhh
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wow, nice spelling. idiot.
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I'M HUMAN, YOU BASTARDS!!
my bad.
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That quote is from Wikipedia. This story is really old. She used to date Dallas Austin, for 8 months. He cheated on her. He was pissed at something she did (ego was bruised), so he ranted about her. This is not news.
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Even Krusty the Clown would be disappointed. Her skin must be dead and peeling off underneath all that makeup so she patches it up with more makeup, ugh poor girl..
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I don;t know her nose was always big and fug
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Imagine how cute she would look with hardly any makeup and in some normal but cute maternity clothes?? And yet she chooses to look and dress like a prostitute while pregnant. Not a good combo.
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She's always given me a boner. I'd totally pork her pregnant.
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And refuses to not wear makeup. I would also try to swap DNA inside of her.
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I think her face looks better without plastic surgery as do most people. She now has the ugliest nose EVER!!!! She kinda looks like Snoopy now.
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