Jessica Alba Reads ALLURE Magazine!



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she can't read you silly fools

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 12:49pm
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eww albatross

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 12:56pm
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allure magazine has a white woman on the cover

covering your face with it doesn't make u WHITE!

u inconsiderate MEXICAN! herpes CUNT!
go die now!!!

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 1:00pm
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That's funny #4.
I knew it was Alba. The straight broad shoulders gave it away.
I don't blame her for thinking white women are pretty.

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 1:03pm
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BAH! mexican schmexican

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 1:17pm
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yesterday the Tramp Stamp...Alba
today a magazine...Alba

come on Jackson, she is busted goods on clearance.

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 1:26pm
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she doesn't need us to hate her, she hates herself enough already. Why do they let all the crazy ones cross the border?

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 1:38pm
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why is she such a self hater, she is prettier than many white girls i see.

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 1:44pm
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I've had shits better looking than her!

You can totally tell that she thinks her shit don't stink

plus she's got nasty tats and she SMOKES! dirty girl

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 1:47pm
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Every one of these is Ms. Alba lately.....And by lately....I mean today..LOL!

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 2:15pm
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HERPES

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 2:50pm
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When is she going to realize the covering the face shit won't make the paparazzi go away? What a dumb, self centered bitch.

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 4:15pm
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She is a despicable elitist twat. I hope something horrible happens to her.

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 4:18pm
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#12, i also have had MANY shits that look better than this fucking overrated piece of trash.

#16 i also agree that something bad should happen to her.

i think if it will hide her face forever, why cant we REALLY send her one of those Bastardly Buttaface bags....

she can walk around with it on when she goes out doing human kind a favor by NOT showing us her overrated ugly ass cunt face, and, will give YOU guys some well deserved press!!!!

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 4:27pm
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No wishing harm....It only comes back to you in the end. Karma is a bitch. I think she is already feeling her own negative vibes coming back to her. People that are on top of the world don't care if cameras in their face.....It's when they are struggling that they do.
Take Jessica Biel....I bet you anything there is a break up going on now between her and Justin and that is why she wigged out on those cameras.

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 4:36pm
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she's hot

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 6:24pm
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No actually Mila Kunis, Mia KIrshner, Eliza Dushku, Monica keena, Keely hazel, Leticia Casta, even Kristen Cavallari, and Claire KRamer, are all white and look ten times better than her Rachel Bilson looks better than her too. Plus Jessica Alba IS half white anyways if she were full Mexican imagine how ugly she would be. Poor thing should just be greatful she has white in her. And the most ugly thing about her are her lips.

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 6:58pm
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@ 20: Mila Kunis is Ukranian... How the fuck is that white you dumb piece of fuck. Same goes for Laetitia Casta; she's French.

Bunch of racist, ignorant ass motherfuckers...

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 8:07pm
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Herpes skank!

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 8:23pm
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u know, im actually getting confused about whats white and not now.

"Same goes for Laetitia Casta; she’s French"

so does this mean in France, there is Black and French people?

uh...color me confused?

it sure seems that EVERYONE that attempts to attack someone for being ignorant and racist, is BEING ignorant and racist, cause apparently the ONLY Ethniticity that is considered "White" is americans.

cause, well, last time i checked, White people in FRANCE have the same complextion as White People from AMERICA...OR Germany, or UK....

SO, i guess id just like to know, why cant we call someone "american" as opposed to white?

as far as im concerned, anyone thats BORN in america is AMERICAN. heritage really shouldnt factor into it.

and if it DOES....i dont understand how it seems that the only people who are being called WHITE are AMERICANS...i didnt realize there was no white people in any european countries...

i really just dont get how people with a white complextion from america are WHITE, but white people from the UK are "British" white peopel from France are "French"....

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 8:27pm
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all of u guys r fuckin racist. and if u hate her so much, y the hell r u on this shit??? and since shes mexican she should be readin a mag with a mexican girl on it???? wat? is i t illegal to read something with a women of a different race on the cover? thats fuckin ignorant

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 8:54pm
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shes damn sexy and all you racist pricks know it. keep the Jessica Alba pics coming

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 9:03pm
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neul

neul you make no sense, thalia is not white and she is prettier than alba and many other white girls, why dont you name the really ugly ones, because theres too many?

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 9:13pm
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why does she want to be white? does she know latinas hotter than white

Friday, October 26th, 2007 @ 4:44am
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She needs to start putting food in her mouth, rather than smothering it with magazines

Friday, October 26th, 2007 @ 6:59am
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SHE NEVER SAID ANYTHING AGAINST MEXICANS YOU LAME ASS CUNTS. Go kill yourselves, what a waste of space.

Friday, October 26th, 2007 @ 7:21am
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White Americans originated from Europe. So the person who attacked me made no sense. But anyways Jessica Alba is half white and half mexican anyways I repeat JESSICA ALBA IS HALF WHITE. And as for Thalia I dont give a fuck about her. She has Mariah Careys leftovers.

Friday, October 26th, 2007 @ 11:55am
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I take it then you guys must really hate white Americans for some reason. And I was also born abroad.

Friday, October 26th, 2007 @ 11:57am
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no i dont hate white americans, i have some white friends and my boyfriend is white, i just dont see many pretty white girls, i know theres some like in every other country but maybe im just not attracted to them, i like tan skin, its sexy, im not into on paleness in girls,its not sexy, paleness on guys looks fine though.

Friday, October 26th, 2007 @ 3:02pm
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To #32. you racist jealous fat girl. How dare you bla bla lba........... I'm joking.
I understand that you're attracted to tanned skin. Before ppl start to attack you and call you racist let me just say that it's her taste and choice.
I think pale skin on women looks so pretty but I prefer a tanned sort of look on men and that doesn't make me a racist.

Saturday, October 27th, 2007 @ 3:22am
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This chick bugs...
Is she ever gonna do anything with Spielberg or Scorsese or Cameron Crowe?
Or is it just gonna be more crap like "Good Luck Chuck" and "Rise of the Silver Surfer?"
Megan Fox has had a better career, just because she did Transformers!
Ha, Ha! This lil' brown hottie is gonna end up like Shannon Elizabeth... WHO?!

Sunday, October 28th, 2007 @ 10:07am
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HOTTEST BITCH OUT!
NOW STOP THE HATING AND WALK IT OUT FATTIES!!!!!!!

Tuesday, October 30th, 2007 @ 12:24pm
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she's hot and ur not... u people need to get a fucking life seriously ur sad.
I would bet everything i have that the bunch of u r fucking ugly and wish to b like her...seriously... people get a life......
tss... leave my Jessica alone ...

lots of love .....holy alba fan..... XxX

Tuesday, November 13th, 2007 @ 7:50pm
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damn right #36, i saw jessica alba too n shes amazing (a bit skinny though). u people need to get real n stop the hate. just because u know u can't have her does't mean u have to critisize her. just because she doesn't know that mexicans are also americans... poor girl, it's not her problem if she's naturaly hot!!!
maybe the only person who's hotter than jessica is virgin lima... but still
VIVA JESSICA ALBA!!

Tuesday, November 13th, 2007 @ 7:56pm
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OMG..TRUE #37..
PEOPLE ADRIANA LIMA AND JESSICA ALBA ARE SOOOOOOOOO FUCKING HOT!!!!....
VIVA HOLY ALBA AND VIRGIN LIMA !!!!
Jessica Alba is such a nice person when i met her she was so kind signed evrything i had of her.. and i had a lot .....she took pictures with me..... shes sooo hot ...I would so go lesbian for Jessica Alba....

p.s........please send Adriana Lima to London ...we need some hotness in the U.K....

Tuesday, November 13th, 2007 @ 8:03pm
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damn right 37, VIRGIN LIMA TO THE UK PRONTO!!!!!
and jessi is the most kind celebrity i've met (not like i met a lot of them but that's not the point xD) AND she's absolutely amazing with her fans. she signed like 7 autographs between my friend and I! AND CASH WARREN is a very handsome fella. he's very polite with her (even if jessi's been photographed with a bunch of bags while he was holding nothin ¬¬).
anyways, power to the beauties HOLY ALBA & VIRGIN LIMA!!

Tuesday, November 13th, 2007 @ 8:11pm
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OH AND BTW PEOPLE SHOULD REALISE SHES THE EXACT SAME SIZE SHE WAS DURING DARK AND ANGEL AND ALL THOSE OTHER TIMES SHE WAS DAMN SEXII
SO I DUNNO WAT EVERYONES SAYING...IF ANYTHING THE TIMES SHE WAS "CURVY" WERE ON HER FAT DAYS...

Tuesday, November 27th, 2007 @ 1:40pm
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EDIT*
NOT SAYING THAT CURVY IS FAT MY ANYYYYYY MEANS!
EEK LOL BUT JUST SAYING I THINK HER NATURAL SHAPE AT HER AGE IS SLENDER!

Tuesday, November 27th, 2007 @ 1:48pm
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look at page 3 at her left hand, she looks like shez trying to flip the bird

Friday, December 21st, 2007 @ 6:06pm
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Of course it is the self-hater yet conceited stuck up bitch!

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 12:58pm
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That was funny apart from the mexican comment.

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 1:04pm
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Why read when you can look a pictures?

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 1:39pm
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HOTTTTTT!
everyone loves you jessica! (excluding the geeks on this site)

Monday, April 14th, 2008 @ 7:54am
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