Melissa Joan Hart Gives Pregnancy a Bad Rap



At one point, believe it or not, I actually thought she was kinda hot---and that wasn't all too long ago, either!

Clearly, the problem here is motivation---MJH's husband needs to cheat on her w/ some really hot chick in order to drive the "GET YOUR ASS ON THE TREADMILL, BIIIITCH!!" point home.

Melissa's not some 42 year old, overworked waitress @ Waffle House, with six kids @ home who she has to support all by herself. She's actually a really loaded 31 year old mother of one, with another on the way...

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AAAAAAAHHHHH!!! I'm blind!!!

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 2:05pm
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31? yeah right..bitch has all that money and still looks like a fat cow..I have no sympathy for lazy rich cows.

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 2:06pm
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She peaked in 1998, 22yo

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 2:08pm
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maybe she's really stingy w/ her money?

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 2:09pm
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or that she's spent all of it..after all she hasn't worked for a decade.

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 2:11pm
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I remember watching Sabrina and thinking she's a bit too skinny and needs to gain weight. Would never have thought she would end up looking like this.

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 2:12pm
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Eeeeeewwwwwwww!!!!

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 2:20pm
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wow clarissa has horrible acne

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 2:30pm
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Who would have thought 8 years ago that she'd be better looking than Britney.

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 2:32pm
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The power of christ compels u!

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 2:59pm
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More like Clarissa has it all. Fat face, thighs, cankles, arms, stomach.

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 3:34pm
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I'd tit fuck her. That's about it.

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 3:59pm
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It´s amazing how some women simply stop taking care of themselves after having babies (Melissa, Britney...). And it is possible to be in good shape after that: I know a woman who is 39 years old and she´s already a granny! However her body looks great and it´s in better shape than many 20 something girls´s bodies I have seen.

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 4:01pm
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Bouce the litte shit

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 4:31pm
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I lost my appetite for food and sex.

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 4:38pm
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@ 15. Yes, Eduardo...I agree that priorities change, but we are talking here about women who have plenty of time and money in their hands and let´s face it: recently their careers haven´t been successful (Melissa and Britney´s).

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 5:24pm
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LMAO at eds #9 comment...dont agree, but its still funny....

im STILL stunned at how she turned out. i cant believe this is Clarissa. she was so cute back then.

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 5:46pm
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maybe clarissa can explain how to go from semi-hot to average fug...oh thats right...you get knocked up twice and don't take care of yourself...

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 5:56pm
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She was never hot just a boring, average blonde.

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 6:49pm
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Well if she spent less time eating she'd have time to go to the gym. If these new moms are oh so busy taking care of their kids how do they have time to stuff so much food down their bodies. Having kids is not an excuse for being a fat lazy slob. If you don't like to exercise stop eating like a cow. It's as simple as that.

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 7:11pm
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she is pregnant... your normally tend to gain weight when you are pregnant..

Friday, October 26th, 2007 @ 2:45am
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oh my god. what happend?

Friday, October 26th, 2007 @ 8:38am
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on the plus side, her rack has never looked better and the way she keeps pop kids out, they can only get better.

Friday, October 26th, 2007 @ 9:54am
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junglegirl, she's "fat" because she's currently pregnant. Hello????

Friday, October 26th, 2007 @ 12:05pm
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Oh and by the way, while I agree that being heavy isn't attractive, is it a person's body size really what matters in life?? I know this sounds sappy, but in the end I don't think the man upstairs is going to be judging us on what our weight was during our life on earth. Like someone here said, she has priorities right now.

Friday, October 26th, 2007 @ 12:09pm
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I know I wasn't the only one rubbing one out to Sabrina the teenage witch. Sad.

Friday, October 26th, 2007 @ 1:30pm
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lmao @ The Shiznack. thats all i can muster now

Friday, October 26th, 2007 @ 1:36pm
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jes.. what did she do to herself!

Saturday, October 27th, 2007 @ 3:14am
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cmon, dont use that BS "shes pregnent" as an excuse for her being FAT... it may be NOW but whats ther excuse from the time she had her 1st kid to now?

it COULD be the excuse in THESE pictures, but, they girl hasnt been preggers for TWO FULL YEARS....

her 1st kid was born in like jan of 06, its OCTOBER of 07,

whats the excuse than for say her being fat from feb of 06-till june of 07?

there is no excuse, she was just LAZY, like is aid, i have friends that have kids, and literally 6 weeks after they had their kid they worked and worked and worked and got ALL their baby weight PLUS off....and i have friends that have kids that are STILL fat, cause they are LAZY. cmon, shes rich, buya treadmill or staionary bike, ride it while watching TV and your kid.

and shes DUE with her 2nd in march of 08...

hi, NO ONE looks THIS FAT 3 months into being preggers., she looks like shes 7 1/2-8 months.

cmon, lets be realistic and honest. i too had a huge thing for younger Melissa Joan Hart, but, she obvioulsy doesnt give a shit about herself that she cant even TRY to think herself out after having kids, and like i said last time, hey thats COOL, she prolly HAS more than enough money, shes GONNA get more...since i DONT think Clariisa and Sabrina are out on DVD yet, so shell get some of the sales from THOSE....so hey, cool LET YORUSELF GO, you did you time in the spotlight, but god daym girl, if you are gonna STAY in the spotlight, which doesnt really GO for these pics, since they are papa, but, the ones showing up to a premire? SHAMEFUL, just STAY OUT OF THE SPOTLIGHT.

Sunday, October 28th, 2007 @ 12:48pm
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u lot r heartless bastards. but u probably knew that. leave her alone. i feel bad for her, fucked up her life. condoms, dont leave home without em'

Monday, October 29th, 2007 @ 9:54pm
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Maybe she is just enjoying her family and not giving a fuk what dumb fake bitches think about her for a while.

Thursday, May 28th, 2009 @ 7:27am
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Well, quite honestly, priorities often change after women have children. People that decide to not go with a nanny or other help my not have the time to get fit and trim....Nor the desire.
I work with people that spend their entire lives trying to become lawyers....They have a child and poof...they are gone....Priorities change.

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 4:31pm
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Oh right. It makes sense. I didn't know she was pregnant.
I just thought she loved the fridge.

Saturday, October 27th, 2007 @ 3:16am
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??????

Thursday, May 28th, 2009 @ 7:30am
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she seems like a good mom.she is just spenting quality time with her family for a while.im sure she dont give a fuck about what yall dumb stupid bitches think of her cause if she did she would be in shape right after having a kid like most of these fake ass low self estem celiberty skanks.ya'll retards need a fuckin reality check.

Thursday, May 28th, 2009 @ 7:39am
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