Caption These, Bitches! (Jessica Simpson & Cheri Oteri Edition)
Friday, October 26th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
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This is what happens when you ask Jessica one of those hard questions like, "What is your name?"
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"Do you think I could fit your whole head in my mouth?"
"You're actually going to try?"
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Jessica in first pic: "Check me out! Don't i do SUCH a good hooker impression!"
Jessica in second pic: "I said IMPRESSION dammit!! Get your hand outta there!!"
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i reckon Jessica gives ok head. not the best but ok
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Caption: Cheri proposes to fist Jessica and then gives Jessica her safe word which unfortunately for her turns out to be - 'Don't Stop!'
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a quick game of stink finger
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I'd rather bang Cheri Oteri. Short, crazy. She has to be good in bed.
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1st picture
Jessica:
"I bet you my penis is bigger than your husband's!"
2nd picture
Cheri: "Let me feel it for myself. Mmm it's quite a handful."
Jessica: "Told ya!"
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fuck a caption.it's kinda stating the obvious but.......jessica simpson is a fucking idiot.
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2nd pic lukz lyke
shez fingering Jessica
hahaha!
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man.. are her legs getting longer????? that first pic set my sun dial to high noon!
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"Jessica has just realized that for all this time she's been using the wrong hole."
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Pic 1
"Dont worry Jessica, Tina Fey got her career and popularity the same way you did, sucking off execs"
Pic 2
"shut up bitch, i NEVER sucked anyones dick for my career and popularity. i let them titty fuck me. thats 2 TOTALLY different things"
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Funny, but that would mean she knows how to count.
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LMFAO Ed....thats fucking awesome... that was my seriously real LOL moment of the day....
god that was great...
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oteri to simpson...
"Jess, spread those cheeks in penthouse as soon as possible. When you're a broke has been like me. You'll wish you would of...now simma down..."
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Glad I could help.
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awesome!
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jessica is so hot when shes not trying
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i don't know what they're doing but its hot...
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"Jess, this is what you'll look like in 20 years when you stop coloring your hair and exercising."
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It's Leg Wrastlin' Time!!!
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Cheri is one of the hottest babes from SNL that has ever been on the show; I would love to get some of that
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FUCKING WHORE CHERI. FUCKING SLUT CHERI. FUCKING CUNT CHERI. FUCKING BITCH CHERI. FUCKING CUNT JESSICA. FUCKING WHORE JESSICA. FUCKING BITCH
JESSICA. FUCKING SLUT JESSICA.
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