Kim Kardashian @ "Somebody Help Me" Premiere in L.A.
Friday, October 26th, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe

NY Times writes about K.Kardash & P. Hilton?! Here's an interesting quote...
Kim Kardashian came upon her career — as a person famous simply by dint of her aspiration to be — in the estimable way of the quattrocento masters: she apprenticed.
As a child of Beverly Hills, she has had access to the best possible tutelage. Her friend Paris Hilton has seemed to guide her in the ways of dressing and appearing and responding to the supposedly unauthorized release of sex tapes. Like her friend, Ms. Kardashian has been involved in filmed acts of sexual rambunctiousness, which inexplicably became public. Isn't it always the way; just when you think the Internet is going to produce some raunchy footage of Christopher Hitchens, it is another tape of a nubile young woman angling to join the ranks of the dubiously recognized that shows up. [Read more...]
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Go kill yourself, whore.
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LOVE HER fine as hell
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Thank you for my daily Kim K fix, I can't got more then a couple of days without seeing something about this Skank
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Porker should have lost a few pounds instead of implanting mass in her body. Dumb shit.
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I will keep on going with this, THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE HOTTEST CHICK EVER!!!
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Kim, you failed me with this outfit.
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Why do you allow w*nkers like "One comment to end them all" post here??....people like this ruin an otherwise good site....
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I am not getting in the middle of this.....I just want to say....Cathy...You do realize this is Kim K we are talking about here.....Second......I have carried home laundry in a bag that was just that color. I hear burlap bags are in style.
I've given commenting on this wench because she serves no purpose and does nothing...At all....For anyone, but herself.
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So bootyful.
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I absolutely LAUGH at what "Cathy" said. OBVIOUSLY, she's no Vogue reader. Probably lives in the hood. Ah, yes. Kim truly has impeccable, classy style. Who agrees?
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meant....given up......
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"OBVIOUSLY, she’s no Vogue reader. Probably lives in the hood."
Why would a Lebanese girl live in the hood? And who actually still used "the hood"? How old are you lol? 30?
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@10. Elmer Fudd...
b/c when we get rid of one guy, another will come & it's pretty much an endless cycle...
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Agree
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Thank you for my daily Kim K fix
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CAN WE ALL AT LEAST STOP USING THE WORD CLASSY TO DESCRIBE HER!!!
i understand and respect that people can think different things are ATTRACTIVE...but JESUS CHRIST CLASSY?
i think people need to understand that CLASSY doesnt in ANYWAY, SHAPE OR FORM describe ANYTHING having to do with this nasty skank.
jesus christ if SHES classy what the fuck is paris? VIRGINAL!?!?!?
as for WhoreRaat.... this fucking nasty ass whore is so used up i bet her VahJean hang like sleeve of wizard.
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One of the most beautiful girl ever. You guys need to get out of your houses a little bit more.
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put her in a red dress
and dogs will probably start pissing on her
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I do not understand the purpose of her existence nor why she´s famous...I don´t usually post on K. Kardashian´s threads, but she doesn´t look bad here. Come on, she almost doesn´t look like a prostitute.
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Hilarious Phil....LMAO! Wizard Sleaves!.....Staypuf Marshmallow man! So right on.
Money doesn't equal class....never will.
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LMAO at #22....god daym John, u come up with the funniest shit sometimes...
hey Tony, for the record, i worked today, i do enviromental shit, which means out of my 8 hours a day, im outside 7 prettymuch.
we drive from place to place....
i only mention this cause i saw AT LEAST, 40-50 chicks hotter than her today.
the girl that owns the deli i go to? HOTTER
the 3 women that work at the building across from the 7-11 i went into today? HOTTER
the 9 members of a Girls Varsity Soccar team i saw while getting lunch...while jailbait...HOTTER....
not to mention all the milfs i pass everyday picking their kids up from nurdsery school.
i cant speak for anyone else, but on any given day, i drive quite a bit from place to place at my job, and see infinetly more better looking women than kim.
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Holy... holy crap... am I the only one who appreciates tits here?
Seriously, dudes, this girl is smokin'.
And wtf is all this talk about what she's wearing?! How many guys over here actually give a fuck about what she's got on rather than what she's got underneath it all?
Homos and ugly, jealous women - Fuck off!
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OH YEAH!!! Ed, were Homos again cause our OPINION doesnt jive with someones...SUHWEET!!!!!
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Trashy and not very pretty, but sort of hot. You should read that nytimes article, they said Tila Tequila looks like a well-toned squirrel. Harsh.
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good thing im not into fashion...because the only style that i would care about with her is...doggy and her legs over my shoulders...
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fat chicks in mumus
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phillip mccraken =self righteous idiot
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i wouldve preferred prick or douchebag......but hey, what can ya do?
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i also feel the need to add this...
if the definition of "Class" is encouraging your 10 year old sister to work a stripper pole like Paris Hilton worked Rick Salomon's cock in "One Night In Paris"....then Kim has class....she has it in spades.
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whats sarcasm?
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lol Phil, I bet that if you didn't know Kim and saw her on the street, you'd find her hot, but the fact that you know her as a whore, your opinion is biased.
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u know whats funny Tony? u guys can call me gay all you want and think i make shit up, but LOL me being biased AGAINST a whore? its obvious you arent one of my real life friends cause anyone would laugh at that....since the only women in my life ARE whores....weather thats by choice or not, well, lets just say right now i FEEL like it is, but regardless.
either WAY, you obviously dont read when i post about what i LIKE in a female...Kim is NOTHING id find attractive in real life.
but, just to finish this off...Hm, im biased against kim cause shes a whore....why dont you NOW try and tell me why i am biased against Hayden Pantitrolle? shes not a whore now is she, and if i saw HER on the streets id puke in my own mouth...
SOOOOOO how is my opinon about kim BIASED if, your claiming its cause shes a whore....then by your defintion of what im biased about, i then should be LOVING the NON Whore Hayden Pantitrolle, but alas, i talk as much shit about HER as i do against kim...
so now im biased against whores and non whore....hm...interesting theory...
and also for the record, i seem to say that id tap Britney...shes a whore, and, i like LiLo, again, ALL whores....
but, you went and outsmarted me and you caught me, i just hate kim cause shes a whore.
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Can we make a SEPERATE fuckin comment section for the fags and ugly dykes already please? Almost every single Kim K post they all sworm around, infest, and destroy the hetero vibe. Shit's gettin ridiculous.
Kim's lookin bangin as usual btw.
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Oh man after all that and my opinion and all I must be waste deep in cock right now.
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Get a life Philip. She's hot, get over it. If you don't like her, that's great, But how much time do you have to invest in someone you don't like?? You sure invest alot of time in Kim. Just look at all of your LONG ASS essays written about Kim. Hmm.... Loser.
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i still think she is very pretty
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fat greasy sausage
everything about this ho is just filthy
but not filthy in the sexy way, but the gross way
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Yeah ... looks like we DO need to take up a collection for a new wardrobe ... :)
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Dat_doOd
how bout we separate the boring shit
from the interesting shit
and while we are at it
i'd like to separate people that use the word "bangin"
from the people who can think up a less moronic descriptor
and what the christ is a "hetero vibe" anyway?
a bunch of fucking dudes on their computers lechering over a couple of pictures of half-celebrities fully clothed?
hate to break it to you man but circle jerks are not hetero
i don't care what kinda porn you got on the TV set
and this my friend is a circle jerk
don't kid yourself
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B-don....It's a an undying need to serve the public that keeps people from falling for this Ho, cause liking that shit is a national tragedy.
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hahahah #11 Edwardo. That was so funnny. I was thinking the dress reminded me of something.
There is nothing classy abt this whore.
I can't believe ahe is happy about being known fo her tape. Any classy person would try to hide their face or atleast attempt suicide but this whore noooooooo. She would rather go aroung whoring herself and her little sister in any way possible.
The whole family seem like skanks and for god sake lose some fat.
Maybe she has a slow metabolism or maybe she's constipated. In other words, she's full of shit.
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Thanks, flake....I still have that old bag....I checked...I thought she might have stolen it.
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Here's the pictures http://www.imagebeaver.com/view.php?mode=gallery&g=445389
You get boobs and vag
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Who gives a shit about if this whore is classy or not, I´d bang the shit out of her. And what´s up with pic #4, is this some sick joke, where´s the ass?!
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Btw @ #39, I saw the Borat post, and I really don´t see how any straight man would see any Borat in her. And what´s up with the essays that probably no one reads.
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One of these days she is going to explode.
By the way, didn't she do one of the scenes in 'Gorillas in the Mist'?
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I dont like her because honestly she's an ugly brunette, very few girls can pull off black hair. Yes I know she's lebanese and Armenian but she's just NOT a hot brunette. She give's them a bad name. Mia Kirshner and Mila Kunis, and even Angelina Jolie can pull off looking good in black hair. I dye my hair black sometimes its quite difficult. very few women can make black hair look beautiful.
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and KIM K is NOT one of them.
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some of you guys are SO funny. theres 54 comments on here, id say a LARGE majority attack kim, and, a large majority of THOSE are the same people in every thread...yet i get attacked personally?
LOL thats funny.
yeah no STRAIGHT man would see Borat in Her, and i guess only JEALOUS girls would see her as borat looking too right?
i would suggest that a majority of the people here then are gay men.
either that, or some of us actually have some line we wouldnt cross, cause honestly, Rasheed, go ahead fuck her brains out, but congrats on yoru new STD, and, then you will either NOT get laid by any REAL girl ever again WITHOUT an STD cause you wont get touched cause u have one, OR you can be a real douchebag and just spread around the STD cause youwouldnt even have the decency to inform some poor girl that you contracted one.
and LOL im pathetic cause i spend so much time hating on and take so much interest kim? hm, thats funny, cause whats MORE pathetic, me hating on her, or someone taking so much intersted in her that they are sitting in front of a computer jerking off to pictures of her instead of going out and finding a REAL female.
yet ANOTHER interesting theory from some Kim K fans.
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Jee Phillip. I was going to say the same thing about girls who attack her must be jealous.
I didn't expect that from Rasheed considering how he doesn't find that many women attractive and people call him a fag. I thought he would have understood.
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Nobody's perfect.. and Kim is as near to perfect as any woman can be.
Everyone has opinions but isn't it better to say something good for a change?
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She's hot.
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Phillip, the funny thing is that she actually affects your life, tremendously. You spend too much time hating on a broad that hasn't done anything to you.
Why do you hate her so much? Did she give you the claps because you had drunken sex with her? lol come to think of it, that would actually be an achievement for you.
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DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS
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the best Tony can do NOW is pretend to be me and keep calling me GAY? LMFAO.
u know whats funny asshole, if you dont know how these kinda of sites work, when you post you have to put an email addy....all moe or jax has to do is check and see if its MINE, and, i gather from theother person getting banned from fake names, theres yet another way to check and seeif the commenst are coming from the same person.
and she has done something to me. she exisits and i have to look at her fucking skanky talentless nasty whore face.
that should be MORE than enough for anyone to hate her.
and keep going Tony, keep pretending to be me, maybe you can get yourself banned!!!
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Bro, it's not me who pretended to be you. I told you that it's not my style, if I have a beef, I'd rather confront than be a coward.
That said, I confronted you, so why the hell would I pretend to be you to call you gay? If I'm gonna call you gay I'm gonna do it directly. I know you're not a homo since you find that nasty trash whore Britney attractive. You're just into nasty trailer park trash whores.
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Aaw look. Our Phillip has become a Bastardly celeb. He has stalkers and people cloning him.
Not fair. I want a stalker. Where do I get one? Maybe I'll pretend to clone myself and then argue with myself. That would be sooo NEAT. If that doesn't work then I'm going to be really upset and commit suicide. That's it. I'm jumping off my chair.
GOODBYE cruel world.
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Well I love both Flakes, they are sweet as candies.
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B-don, you obviously dont get what i was saying.
i was OBVIOULSLY being sarcastic dude, by saying that people were attacking me and talking shit about me, and they must be a certain way, as a responce to the seriousness of how people attacked me.
you dont get the irony of someone who comes here and LOVES Kim, and is a Kim K fan and posts about how much she LOVES her, calling ME pathetic cause i do the same thing cause i hate her?
serioulsy, you dont get the irony there? and where do i EVER attack someone UNLESS i am attacked 1st? i DONT cause i can respect that people can have their own opinon.
want an example? go look at the last Ashley Tisdale post. you find me ONE post in that thread where i ATTACK SOMEONE for hating on Ashley? bet you cant.
again the irony of someone ATTACKING me, someone they DONT know in real life, cause im talking shit about someone i dont know in real life i dont know? THATS lost on you
and whats even FUNNIER is someone can gather an opinion about me from POSTS I MAKE ON HERE......and thats NOT Ludicrous... but i gather an opinion about someone based on intereviews and such...
explain to me where i gave an interview, or have a tv show, or did a fuck tape, etc, etc, and people could disagree with me BEYOND my thoughts about Kim?
i find the irony amusing. im surprised no one else does...
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Highly over rated,caked on make up, fake worthless whore, "famous" for a shitty porn vid and licking Paris's disease infested vagina, also maybe have had the whore gene passed on due to her disgusting and devoid of all values and morals, Mother K.
She would be attractive IF, she didn't think she was so hot, have fake tits, have butt implants, wear so much make up,have values and morals, didn't pimp out her sisters.
so as it stands she is ugly and nasty...end of fucking story.
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Agree with 74.
I seen the Playboy pics.
They have airbrushed her sooooooooooooooo much. They made her hips and thighs so skinny. Her arse doesn't look that big in the airbrushed pics.
I was going to post the links. It was on Perezhilton but the link doesn't work anymore.
Just all you people remember how big and lumpy she looked in the candids when you see the playboy pics.
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"That’s it. I’m jumping off my chair.
GOODBYE cruel world."
LMFAO
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one day a picture of her with a closed eye will be posted cos she's been dick-poked in the eye like paris. she is a whore. whether or not u find her hot
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#46 John....you're exactly the kind of faggot i was referring too. Congrats. And we're not in a fuckin Oxford English literature class, it's a fuckin internet pic blog. Get that fuckin stick outta ur ass and go kill yourself tard.
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@ 13 That's it, I am from the "hood" that's why I'm a CPA, have my own real estate company and model as a hobby lmao...man you people just make me laugh !!
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oh did I forget to mention Im 26?
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cathy, you must have meant you're a COW, need real estate to graze in and model for Borden.
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I like!
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Bitter, I have told you a million times, GO GET LAID!!!!!! God woman, you need to relax
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haters generate ratings for this site!! i guess hating has always been an inbuilt thing in us so why not make full use of it yeah!! and when you guys are done hating on her, hate on each other and then keep hating to the point you declare more wars!! a perfect circle's song people are people is most appropriate for y'all "It's obvious you hate me,Though I've done nothing wrong,I've never even met you,So what could I have done?"
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look at the fat collecting behind her knees.
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Gorgeous and always looks so classy....amazing sens of style...and before all of you are start saying that she has no style and shit like that..well that's only because you don't know what the word style means...
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and OH ps, someone should inform her that she SHOULDNE be wearing ANYTHING with white in it.
she looks fucking fatter then the staypuf marshmellow man in Ghostbusters.
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OH and Kim, Goodyear called, they need a backup in case their primary blimp has probs at the super bowl? Being as Round and Large as you are, and as much of a fucking media whore that you are, they figured youd have NO problem putting ads across yourself and your fat ass...and they couldnt think of a better thing for the job than you... you available, or are you gonna be getting filled out by 8 or 9 guys after a Bukkake Bath that day??
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LOL #31, u just KNOW shes making fat homer simpsons jealous right?...although him wearing this one, itd prolly fit him like a tent.
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I'm starting to think Cathy's joking with us. Classy? The bitch is wearing a poncho with a mega low cut cleaevage, no pants and high heel boots. Yeah, the outfit's got style alright. It's called cheap mexican hooker. She always dresses like this. It's not style, it's called skankiness. Cathy's obviously mistaking the two.
Anyways, I still think her face is pretty,but it's not real so it doesn't count...and the rest of her is complete shit. Implants, cellulite and an untoned body. How gorgeous! (that was saracsm, in case you didn't catch it) Seriously, if she had an average or ugly mug, NOBODY would be saying anything nice about her.
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cmon man....Kate Beckinsale and Grace Kelly are "Nasty trailer park trash whores"
and, as far as i can see the only difference between Britney and Kim is that ONE came from a trailer park and one was lucky enough to be born into money.
and if it wasnt you, i do sincerly apologize. i personally dont care cause, LOL, its funny that people are attacking me for hating a celebrity so much, and, theres someone on here that hates me, a non celebrity, just a regular bastard, so much they are posting as me.
its funny, cause if IM pathetic, whats THAT person LMAO....
and again, if it wasin fact you i do apologize.
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You don't have a life Philip. No, I don't jack off to pictures of her, but if I did, at least she is someone I find attractive and like. What's the point in wasting so much time HATING someone? There is NO point in that at all. So you're calling her fans losers because we "waste out time" coming to posts about her? How is that a waste of time if we are interested in her and enjoy the posts? Does that also mean that spending time with your friends is a loser thing to do? Do you spend time with your enemies instead? If you're wasting so much time on Kim, that must mean she entertains you, and you secretly like her, or something. If she were really so insignificant to you, you'd ignore the posts. You need to get a life. You're illogical you stupid ass virgin.
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shes needs to lose weight and get a nose job stop posting her
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caitie, are you fuckin serious? I just don't get where the fuck you get your damn opinions from??? do you fuckin people live on farms? do you even know what style is?????
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*waste OUR time
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-LMAO! Flakie.
-And yeah Phil, it's not me who cloned you. I have no clue who would do this, but lets just say that the list could be quite long, lol.
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Flake is so pretty. She's too pretty to die.
We should save her.
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Oh thank you Flake. You're ever so kind. You look familiar. Have we met?
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