Alessandra Ambrosio, Miranda Kerr & Paris Hilton: Bastardly Lesbian Fantasy Matchup

OH MY

rather see paris and miranda

I used to like alessandra a LOT. Now she looks too plastic. Miranda is nicer now... (Paris always sucks!)

poor Paris next to Ale...

Ale has an STD now from just standing next to Paris. Still think Ale looks like a dude. Miranda is just weird looking.

Hmmmm, nice outfit from Ale.

But definitely Ale looks the best. I feel like a pedophile looking at Miranda.

So where are the others? I want to see all the VS gals and not just these 2. Oh, and someone please dispose of Paris. Just not needed in these pictures.

How about just Miranda because Paris is filthy and Ale's actually a guy.

great minds think alike caitie..

Ale looks even MORE manly standing next to Miranda (an actual female).

Looks like Hilti is out-classed and knows it from the look of distain on her face in image #1.

Nana, nana, boo boo!

It's like this..Ale is sexy not always pretty, and Miranda is pretty not sexy..Paris is just an ugly bird.

Kerr has some c-ute dimples.

They'd need to keep a medical team on standby, 'cause I'd be saying,
''You can patch me up later - just give me another adrenaline shot damn it!''

i vote miranda, adriana, and me

Miranda is the only pretty one out of the three.

They look good...

...until I compare them to Adriana in her prime

www.casperchristophersen.com/3in1.jpg

Yeah I agree that Miranda is actually the only one who is actually beautiful among the 3 of 'em. Oh and btw, does your Bastardly Fantasy include herpes? We all know which one has it...

ale looks best and even with that big head miranda looks 100x's better than paris.

I don't like Miranda's face or Ale's body. both are tons hotter than that stupid twat Hilton, but I remain loyal to Petra, cutest girl (maybe sexiest) model on earth.

Paris' eye is wonkier than ever.....I'd have to spunk in the other one so they both match.

Paris Hilton doesn't even belong in the same category as real models. She looks like shit standing next to Ale.

haha, I told you guys MIRANDA IS HOTTER THAN ALESSANDRA. Her face is lovelier and softer, then her body is leaner and softer as well.

As with Paris Hilton, NO COMMENT.

pstroyer, YOU CAN'T COMPARE 2 PICS WITH DIFF. LIGHT SETTINGS, QUALITY, AND EVENT. That's just out of context. The only way you can compare them is if they're standing next to each other, just like with Ale and Miranda in that picture above. Same light settings, same event, same photographer, same picture, same all...FAIR AND SQUARE. You can't choose the BEST one and compare it with a mediocre one. Besides, some women can look good in once in a lifetime angle. that happens.

ale is so damn hot

pstroyer
you can't compare a pic of Ale and Miranda today...now
with an old pic of adriana.
if you are going to compare, you must use a pic of adri today
with her weight gain, puffy face, and all.

^ha. I really like Adriana, but her face has taken all the weight for some reason. She's still gorgeous, but doesn't have that perfect body like she used to. She can get it back, though...just no smoking:/

oh lord yessssssss

MIranda is defenetly Hot!
Ale just doesnt luk hot in dez pix
paris never makez da cut!

I want Adriana

junglegirl,

www.zap2it.com/tv/news/zap-victoriassecretmodelsonhimym,0,7981092.story?...

dum-di-dum...

As much as I enjoy hitting it, I just can't bring myself to find Miranda worth more than five minutes in the dark.

damn paris is BEAT looking, never found her attractive, and even if i was paid to sleep w/ her, it wouldnt be worth the herps.

and for the other 2, both beautiful, hot, great bodies in their own way, all VS models have their own type of beauty and shouldnt be compared to eachother, they should be thrown together in a big sexy pile. and any guy would be lucky to get with any of them and i doubt if the oppurtunity REALLY arose, they would NOT turn it down, cause that would be stupid. compared to what most guys have, they would only be so lucky

miranda is not the typical supermodel...she doesnt have the chiselled face and high cheek bones, she's got a very round face and round nose.

she's cute and feminine but looks very weird next to alessandra and other models

but i much prefer her look to a masculine alessandra anyday

miranda's eyes are too far apart

I honestly can't believe some of the comments whenever Ale or Adriana is posted here. If Ale is supposed to be a man with a man-face, then I'm the gayest guy on the planet.

^^amen

omega is a tool. you say the same shit every vicky secret post. deja vu or what. you don't like adriana, big whoo! we get it. must you go on!? and jungle girl what are you talkin' about. non-sence, thats what...

that's right! I love Ale's face and body...fuckin hot and I am so not gay, I'm accused of being a dirty dog almost daily.

Miranda's cheeks are disturbing but I love her eyes...NOT too far apart...gorgeous.

Miranda could be cuter but it looks like something sat on her face, it's all stretched out and wide looking. Ale's okay but I just don't like the eyes and eyebrows, they look like they are digging into eachother. Paris is Paris, she's annoying.

THAT MIRANDA CHICK LOOKS LIKE A SKUNK..

lokiman
deja vu?
You say the same stuff about Ale and Miranda just to make adri look good
even Ale and Miranda can dress themselves properly and keep their bodies fit and tight
and don't gain any chubby weight.
adri is not bad, she just needs helps with herself

heynow

maybe you are, even my little brother said she looks kind of manly. really just come out of the closet gays.

49.

Even though I prefer Adriana's face when it's less chubby, she is healthy looking nowadays. I wouldn't call this chubby or overweight:
www.casperchristophersen.com/newcandids/newcandid09.jpg

And she doesn't really need help. If she still felt like she needed to accomplish a lot as model I'm sure she would put more effort into it but I don't think she has more to prove. The difference between Adriana and Alessandra is that Adriana never dreamed about becoming a model in the first place, it happened more or less by accident. Alessandra, on the other hand, wanted to become a model ever since she was a kid so she's living her dream now (if you read interviews). Ironically Adriana rose to stardom before Alessandra did. They were both doing runway for Vicotoria's Secret back in 1998 but Adriana was the one who got promoted to angel status in 2000, a promotion Alessandra didn't get until 4 years later. Adriana went on to model for Armani and Guess. Later Alessandra went on to model for Armani and Guess as well. Even though Alessandra has always been extremely passionate about modeling, Adriana was always one step ahead of her. She's now using Adriana's disinterest in modeling to gain some ground. She seems very ambitious and self-conscious. She got her teeth fixed and she's starting to take over the VS catalogs. Adriana on the other hand has gained weight and reportedly turned down a lot of assignments, focusing on other things like reconciling with her estranged father and finding herself spiritually. I get the impression Adriana will soon retire. If she finds the right man now she'll withdraw in a heart beat (keeping maybe only her Maybelline and VS stuff for a while) and focus on starting a family of her own (she's a huge family person). Alessandra on the other hand will continue to fuel her own image and try to become the next Gisele. I think she loves the attention and fame more than Adriana does. Adriana never wanted it to begin with. She just wanted to become a nun but her good looks basically put her on the modeling highway when she was discovered at a local mall at the age of 13. She was thrown into it whereas Alessandra (being not as physically blessed = dumbo-eared and lazy-eyed) had to fight more for it. Now that Gisele is out of the picture VS-wise and Adriana has become more inactive, I think she's tasting blood. She wants to be the face of Victoria's Secret and she wants it badly. Adriana just wants to be happy and I don't think she's been as happy as she used to be since the break-up with Vince. Alessandra is a great model and possibly at the height of her career but she's not as stunning as Adriana was in her prime. Nor will she ever be.

pstroyer
come on adri doesn't want fame???? BS
Ale goes out with a normal guy, a firefighter
adri went out with a prince, Lenny the "I need sex 6 times a day" rockstar, and Derek herpes Jeter.
Plus adri screams from the rooftops that she "claims" to be a virgin then "displays" her virginal presence by doing a nearly naked photoshoot for GQ
Sorry, but I have need see a VIRGIN IN GQ. There's only one kind of woman that does GQ nearly naked.

if adriana didn't want the fame and the work of being a model
why did she do it for 10 years
why does she show up at fashion launches and movie premieres
why does she purposely date high profile men
why does she make it so public that she is "claiming" to be a virgin (most nuns keep that a secret and don't scream it to the world)
adri is pretty and so it Ale
but Ale sees something and works for it and goes after it(like taking over the VS catalog)
While adri seems to be coasting on her looks and not working hard to keep her life and her body in shape and possibly just trying to find a guy rich and famous enough to take care of her so she doesn't have to model and stay in shape.

omega you are clearly stupiid. more time i'm defending ale. you don't read shit do you? shes one of my favorite fashion models. in fact the only other fashion model i consider hot next to adriana. plus i did'nt mention adriana. i judged the post for what it is. your the one on the "bring down the lima empire campaign" you silly girl. i find you soooooooo annoying its a joke. just shut up!!!!!

@49 if a model doesn't sell, they don't get promoted. adriana had her time, now it's alessandra's. that's modeling. i don't see anything wrong with ale trying to be in her best look. after all, her face & body is her money maker.

ale is just perfect!!!
miranda is pretty, but not even close to alessandra.... and paris hilton will always be a ridiculous bitch!

Now I know why I find myself in these boards:D It's unbelievable the arguing that ensues. They're both very pretty, I think. Though shy Adriana used to be, she isn't anymore. Alessandra always seemed like a party animal. They're on two different ends of the spectrum, but meet in the middle somehow. Doesn't matter their passion behind it, they're both models now and I'm sure they both enjoy it--attention and all.

lokiman
if want you say about liking Ale is true than I take back what I said.
I thought you were sort of like pstroyer...always putting down
Alessandra and Miranda to make adriana look better.

ale looks like a horse with dumbo ears

I think when people say Alessandra is not a virgin , I think they are wrong... she 's respectable , and she's beautiful not only on the inside but on the outside too.

Paris Hilton , I've never thought she was very pretty , she makes mistakes (like the sex video) but she didn't know at that time that the guy put it on the net , she is probably a good person ..... Miranda is cute... and i love her accent. Alessandra is my girl though ... I admire her and would love to be like her...

I love Miranda Kerr!

MIRANDA IS HOT!!!!!!

your missing a choice...how about just Miranda?

Alessandra, Miranda & Adriana... and me!

lol pstroyer!

FYI, Miranda Kerr is persian, turkish, serbian and filipino . NIIIIIICE.

Adriana isn't even invited to any events anymore until she loses weight. She looks like shit with her bloated face right now.

Paris' face looks like it's melting in those pics. No doubt from the hotness exuded by Ale & Miranda... and because it's 95% plastic, of course!

Sorry but I have never seen a VIRGIN IN GQ.
SORRY TYPING TO FAST

*never*

How can anyone be attracted to someone as skanky and std ridden as Paris..?
Bleh

OW Miranda!! So so so fucking HAWT!

Miranda has the cutest smile ever

Paris can't never beat Ale and Miranda.

paris isnt even in the same league, but if ure going out ull get head any time u want