Bastardly Lady of the Day - Kim G.
Monday, October 29th, 2007 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
Kim G. writes:
I believe Bastardly needs to give back to its readers.Giving back, I believe, means making me Bastardly Lady of the Day. I'm a 23 year old Philosophy student at Cal State Long Beach. Between considering the tough questions of Rousseau and Hobbes, I plunge into the depths of shallowness via the campus wireless network to the Bastardly.
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Angelina. Sure, its become a trite response, but I think if we hit it off, maybe she'll take me baby-shopping with her one day in Africa.
Do you like your boobs?
Yes. I really dig them. In addition to being real, they have the added advantage of not sagging or having much potential to sag in the future.
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Will the money be given up-front or do I have to wait Anna-Nicole status? Is that after taxes, legal fees, and money I'll need to spend on counseling and retail therapy? Once these two variables are known, then we can talk.
Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
Yes. And no, it's never worked.
Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
Ana. She's regenerating the bastardly.
What makes you Bastardly?
I once watched a Flash cartoon of Britney Spears "Gimme More" where she was getting 'more' from a donkey and laughed, only because I think she may have actually done that during a coke-fuelled trip to Cabo, Tijuana or Louisiana. Most likely, Louisiana. TJ's got slightly more class than that, and fewer Cheetos.
It's that kind of laughter mixed with sadism that makes me Bastardly.
*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won't be so nice as to actually “take down†pictures. However, if we think you're hot then you might just be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!
aww, you look pretty, not alot of pictures but they're nice
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Hey, more pictures or not, you should definitely comment more often, bastardly needs it
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Excellent first pic, I like the answers too. Well played.
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I know I went for the easy philosophy joke....But I must say...That is an awesome wall behind you in the second picture.
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I like her answers but I'm not really down with the "less is more" approach on the photographs. Less clothing would be more is the correct way of doing things.
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Holy shit.
A smart one.
What are your thoughts on Nihilism, Objectivism and Epicureanism, Kim?
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"Is she black or Indian? I can’t tell."
Since when do Indians have wider noses and kinky hair lol?
Nice responses and photography.
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Philosophy major huh?
have any of your fellow philosophy majors ever hit on you by saying:
"Hey baby you like Hobbes, well i've got Leviathan in my pants"
just curious
it doesn't work as well as you might think
at least that's what a friend told me
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and Rousseau was one fucked up dude
i love that scene in Confessions where the chick he is in love with
spits out a piece of food
and he grabs it and puts it into his mouth
now that is Love
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So John would you consider your feelings for Kim G to be Epicurean in nature?
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This so far hits the mark for the BLOTD, the others have been shit!
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no
if they were epicurean they would be temperate and moderate
and i am all about over-indulgence
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She's cute. Would have liked to have seen more pics.
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Just stopped by to bitch about the lack of pictures...
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Two pics? That´s disrespectful. Anyways, I´m not feeling the face at all, rating: 2 out of 10.
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cute but boring
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Meh, but she seems nice.
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Finally, asmart one and a pretty one. Love it
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hahahah I like the answers
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LMAO @ Rasheed's comment.
I like her. She seem's like a cool girl.
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Pretty girl, pretty pictures, pretty answers. Above the average of the bastardly ladies for sure.
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“Hey baby you like Hobbes, well i’ve got Leviathan in my pantsâ€
that has got to be the funniest fucking thing I've ever read.
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thanks caitie
especially for not saying "lol"
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damn, she's smart
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She's cute
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big papi- you're a fucking idiot
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You could park a truck in those nostrils
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She's so pretty!
Finally a BLOTD (hehe, that almost spells bloated)....anyway, finally a BLOTD that's not sticking her nasty ass in the camera and acting like a total whore.
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oh my gOd, your picture are lovely and ... and you say things... oh jeeesus you're probably the first intelligent girl applying for the BLOD position. I dig you, darling, even if - ya know - some more sloopylicius pict would be appreciated ;)
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THERE IS NOTHING HERE, NOTHING!
Submit pictures wearing a bikini, lingerie, tight sport clothes, whatever except this plain ones.
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AWWWW.... I LUV U, UR NICE.... : ) I KNEW SOMEONE HAD TO LIKE ME....LOL LOL
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I would like to see her picking cotton with a bandanna tied around her head. That would make her so much more sexy.
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more pictures, i cant tell if she is pretty or not.
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@ 42 stfu u racist prick!
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youre adorable and gorgeous
love the sadistic sense of humour
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A very pretty girl! And I love her answers. I wish she would have sent it more pics though.
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You are about as interesting as Kant, and your lack of visual aids are disturbing me.....
In other words....Send more pictures you hard to read co-ed.
It's really not as harsh as it sounds.
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Is she black or Indian? I can't tell.
ANd I cna't read.
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Ayn Rand - tree falls in the woods, the painting....Is there a sound?....Your thoughts..
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2 F*cking pictures!!?? No get outta here
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Them's some nappy headed hos!
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I could've used more than two pics, but I think you're probably right about the relative Cheeto populations of Tijuana and "Lewsiana."
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Oh c'mon! I can't really find anything nasty to say about her. wtf
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I can't really judge her, cause there're no picutes to look at, but I guess she's more cute than beautiful. More pictures, please!
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