Natalie Portman Brings The Afternoon Links!
Monday, October 29th, 2007 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Jackson
- Sandee Westgate Does Meet The Robinsons [HollywoodTuna]
- Happy Birthday Kelly Osbourne! [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Volkswagen Knight Rider [Flabber]
- Elizabeth Hurley wore a bikini [Celebslam]
- Paris Hilton Does Halloween [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Let's Go To War! [The Bastardly Society]
- Pornstar Ellen Stagg Takes Us Down Her Street [Complex]
- Evan Ross, is dating Aubrey O'Day [Dlisted]
- Christina Aguilera is tired [Tasteful Celebs]
- Guess who is wearing a see-thru dress? [SOW]
- Is Catherine Zeta-Jones anorexic? [Cele|bitchy]
- Halloween Brings out the Freaks [Fatback and Collards]
- Lindsay Lohan Pictures Perfect [CityRag]
- Avril Lavigne is a Boring French Maid [DerekHail]
- Nicole Kidman appeared at the ARIA Awards [Celeb Warship]
- Hilary Duff in Bitch Boots and Hotpants [The Grumpiest]
- Top 10 Video Tribute To Gemma Atkinson [Uber]
- Rumer Willis dressed up [The Blemish]
- Petra Nemcova cleavage [JordanIsYourHomeboy]
- Olivia Wilde And Brooke Burke Help Launch Guitar Hero III [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
she's so gorgeous. these pictures are great
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she's beautiful,just really short
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Looks like an elfin boy. Pretty face, but undeveloped body.
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shes pretty but her hair sucks like that
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She is so beautiful, how anyone could remark as to her height (for or against) is beyond me. What could possibly be wrong with this woman?
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her eyebrows look very weird and long to me, other than that she's great!
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and i like her better without (noticable) make-up
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She's absolutely gorgeous! Looks like a little pixie.
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YAAWWNNN!!!! boring as shit. next...
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I hope she grows her hair back out.
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absolutely gorgeous!
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her face is so beautiful but her body isn't anything special
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i bet she takes it in the hoop.
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not a big fan of her face, keira is way prettier than her, i find this girl pretty boring.
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#2 - she's 2 inches taller than Hayden P., Elisha C. and Salma H., so she's not a midget.
She's beautiful in a boring kind of way.
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Looks like she's in recovery from a serious illness. Limp cropped locks, dull complexion, malnourished under-developed body... is this what we're considering beautiful these days?
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she is one of the most beautiful lady i've ever seen... very hot and sexy
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stunning as always
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Natalie Portman brings hope to every marginally talented, below average looking, flat chested female midget that they will one day be considered attractive.
Keep up the good work, Nat.
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overrated and bland. some people really find this elf/pixie peter pan deal "sexy"?!
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i'm not sure if I like most her amazing face or her delicious ass....
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Beautiful.
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Fugly as fuck.
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LMFAO @17
bahahaahahaha. peter pan isnt pretty/hot/beautiful . shez just a girl whoz famous k0z star wars nerds love her .
GOSH !!
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#16... I saw Natalie Portman in real life at my university when she gave a speech. She's literally 5 feet tall and very, very, very skinny.
She's pretty, but more girl next door type of pretty. Her face is okay pretty as in the type you see walking on the street.
Her body is too disproportionate.
Just my opinion.
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she purdy...
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Pretty but in a I-want-to-protect-her way instead of the I-want-to-fuck-her-to-exhaustion.
Sooo... boring, next!
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NATALIE IS A FUCKING SLUT. NATALIE IS A FUCKING WHORE. NATALE IS A FUCKING BITCH. NATALIE IS A FUCKING BITCH. I FUCKING HATE NATALIE. NATALIE DESERVES TO GET GANG RAPED AND DIE FROM AIDS.
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