24 Scandalous Comments

"My manager's always telling me to pull up my shit and open my mouth. Like this?"

Tuesday, October 30th, 2007 @ 2:09pm
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"Want some milk?"

Tuesday, October 30th, 2007 @ 2:10pm
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"no i'm not one of the dudes from Hanson"

Tuesday, October 30th, 2007 @ 2:20pm
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"Hey Caitie, stab me right between the ribs....right here."

Tuesday, October 30th, 2007 @ 2:21pm
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your basic bee sting

Tuesday, October 30th, 2007 @ 2:24pm
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"For Halloween I'm gonna dress up as myself with no makeup on. I'll scare the shit out of you!"

Tuesday, October 30th, 2007 @ 2:34pm
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Do these boobs make me look flat?

Tuesday, October 30th, 2007 @ 2:34pm
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"Anyone for midget skim...?"

Tuesday, October 30th, 2007 @ 2:38pm
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"does this mosquito bite look infected...?"

Tuesday, October 30th, 2007 @ 2:49pm
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Barely legal? Barely boobal.

Tuesday, October 30th, 2007 @ 2:52pm
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heyyyyyyyyyy @ssole take this drink out of hand for a min so i could show u my right BOOB as well.

Tuesday, October 30th, 2007 @ 2:58pm
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"no i'm not a little boy. I'm a grown woman. See"

Tuesday, October 30th, 2007 @ 3:07pm
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fuck a caption, i need to do her, slowly.

Tuesday, October 30th, 2007 @ 3:11pm
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Look, I wiped all the dried jizz off!

Tuesday, October 30th, 2007 @ 3:55pm
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I don't know what she's sayin but I would fuck the hell out of that slut.

Tuesday, October 30th, 2007 @ 4:38pm
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''Hungry? One rib or two?''

Tuesday, October 30th, 2007 @ 5:46pm
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"The wheels on my bust go round and round..."

Tuesday, October 30th, 2007 @ 7:54pm
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"Lindsay told me this is sure to land me more movie roles"

Tuesday, October 30th, 2007 @ 10:54pm
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Whoops, I left my bikini top on under my sweater

Wednesday, October 31st, 2007 @ 12:57am
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'Can I Have My Dollar Now'

Wednesday, October 31st, 2007 @ 3:53am
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"Everybody told me I needed to lose weight! Now look what you bastards did to my boobs!"

Wednesday, October 31st, 2007 @ 6:36am
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eventually that golden day will come when we will get a tit shot...not a lot homegirl, just a lil bit...for now at least

Wednesday, October 31st, 2007 @ 1:24pm
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"You guys tell me if this is about the right size?"

Monday, December 24th, 2007 @ 3:31am
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"hey look! the rash is gone!"

Wednesday, October 22nd, 2008 @ 7:48am
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