Who Invited Tila Tequila To George Maloof's Housewarming?
Tuesday, October 30th, 2007 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
FYI: Tila just turned 26 year old... last Wednesday, Oct 24th. Wiki
From the Bastardly Wiki:
Tila Tequila's real name is Tila Nguyen so she needs to stop frontin'. Tila's only noted talent is taking her clothes off.
Tila has also been noted to have phibe dolla suckie suckie talent. [Needs Citation]
Thanks Lisa Turtle!
She's pretty much disgusting in every way.
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trash
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Skanky Vietnamese ho with no personality. Oh wait, that's redundant redundant redundant.
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i'm not her biggest fan, but i reckon she'd be such a nasty little girl in bed
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WHAT IN GODS NAME IS THAT? AND WHAT THE FUCK IS IT DOING ON THE BASTARDLY.
TERRIBLE.
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I want everyone to go on MySpace.com and thank Tom Anderson for unleashing this fucking whore onto the world.
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Oh c mon give it a break, there isn't a single one of you lame lifeless bastards that wouldn't nut in two seconds if she got near you, so quit ragging on her and be honest.. bastards
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I'd hit it.
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So the real question is:
Who's the bigger skank? Bai Ling or Tila Tequila?
We should have a bastardly match up
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#7...I think your underestimating our need...to cream our pants next to an STD ridden gremlin...i like me some skanks...but this sick little jizz bucket does nothing for me...
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i need 2 have sex wit tila tequila.
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ugly ass bitch with an ugly stupid ass name too.
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YIKES!!!
/she looks better on myspace
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FFS
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Butterface alert!
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That acne is nastayyyyy.. I can't believe this midget thinks she's sexy and some guys are actually retarded enough to think she is sexy.
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ugly slut
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-POSER- no talent at all.
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like the name #5, lol
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she actually looks hot in her myspace fotos but the miracle of over airbrush!!! yehaawwwww
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BRING ON THE BROWNBAG!!
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she has the face of a catfish...
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she had a nose job
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What the Fuck is that? Is it from Earth?
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Some of them pimples are larger than her nipples.
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i want to punch her in the mouth
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Well, at least she's honest enough to dress as the cheap whore she is.
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Fugly bitch deserves to be shot.
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there's not a single asian dude on the show. how sad. she can't even show love to her own people who made her famous.
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who'd ya bang kim k or tila? hate to admit but i think its kim.
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Honestly, NO I would NEVER tap that NASTY disease infested ass. She is such a disgrace to Viets they should fucking disown her ass. GROSS, FUGLY and a SLUT. NASTY!!!!
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I'd hit it.
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Cute
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Is the bastardly a vietnam vet? what's with the broken english? Suckie Suckie?!! WTF? She speaks perfectly.
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is that viet girls look like? gross.
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to me, she looks like a little asian man in drag.
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Whatever clothes she does or does not wear and your own attitudes towards that aspect of her have nothing to do with where she was born. you're all completely RACIST!
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You guys are just jealous cuz you didn't spam the hell out of myspace and get famous yourself...I bet you at least a few of you would if given the chance
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That is racist to make fun of her heritage...
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Fucking racist bigots. Why don't you all go suck a fart out of Hitler's asshole?! Sound's like that sums up everything your typical American asses are good for. Sucky sucky? Tell me something, how many of you weigh more than 220? I bet it's a few. You know what they make fun of you for in Vietnam? Being fucking fat asses who's cocks don't work right. And that's a lot funnier than being the victims in a war that shouldn't have happened. So think about your own pathetic heritage before you go knocking someone else's. If you'd do that, maybe you'd eventually come to the right conclusion, that you should be slapping your slut mothers for reproducing, rather than talking shit about the people your pussyfart fathers were killing forty years ago. Fucking grow up, people. And please, don't make the same mistakes your parents did by breeding, bringing a bunch of little fascists into this world, when we already have one too many, that one being YOU.
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Whomever snapped a pic of acne on Tila' forehead, please get over finding faults with her. I would kiss every lovely pimple!
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Although I am not her big fan... Very well said!
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i think who ever wrote this about busting a nut over slut tila must be desperate and also retarted, tila must have all kind of germs and diseases, i wouldnt look or touch her, i dont understand how tv can put such a slim of a PIG on tv like her, her face is flat like an old chinesse lady and her personality is like all other chinesse bitches, SHE IS FUCKEN UGLY SHORT AND IS A WALKING DISEASE, AHHHHH SHE IS DISCUSTING, I MEAN IT, SHE NEEDS TO BE PUT OFF THE AIR, TILA U SUCK!!!!!!! and quit trying to be white, ur not and be yourself, ya thats rit, A FUCKEN TWANG CHUNG LEE SUSHI CHINA CUNT, YOU DONT IMPRESS NOTHING IN THIS WORLD................
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tila, i hope your reading all of these comments, i remember you called a girl on your discusting show that she had a butter face, what the fuck were you thinking, do you own a mirror, and i dont understand how the tv industry can put suck a slim on tv like tila slut,you really bring out the worst role model for tv's viewers, simpley go back to china were you were made and stay there, go talk like a trashy slut on chinas tv and see what kind of reaction you get from your own people, you think your so cool trying to be white like your not, and trying to fit in like all other americans, your VERY UGLY, AND EVERYTIME I LOOK AT YOUR FLAT FACE, YOU MAKE ME TURN THE CHANNEL,DID YOU EVER HAVE SEX WITH ANIMALS, YOU LICK AND SUCK EVERYONE ON TV, AND SEEM SOOOOOOOOOOO LOST IN YOUR RETARTED BRAIN,THAT I COULD PICTURE YOU GETTING FUCKED BY A HORSE OR A DOG, I THINK YOU WOULD LIKE IT, TILA YOUR JUST DISCUSTING OVER ALL, YOUR THE WORST I EVER SEEN ON TV, AND THAT I EVER SEEN IN LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!
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CCCCC She's lookin' beat!
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what does this beast do?
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she looks like she stinks
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hi everyone. I dated tila before she became famous, and let me tell you, I ate the hell out of that pussy. and she didnt stink, and shes not nasty. you all would screw her in a min if you could.
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