Keeley Hazell Not Showing Boobs @ The Simpsons Game Launch
Friday, November 2nd, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

If you live on another planet & happen to be reading this, here's some info about Keeley's sex tape...
In early January 2007, a sex tape of Hazell and ex-boyfriend Lloyd Miller was released on the internet.[8] The video explicitly shows her performing oral sex for several minutes and then sexual intercourse. The video was shot while the two were on holiday in Tenerife, Canary Islands, Spain during the previous year, on or about 30 May.[8]
Following the tape's leak, Hazell was reported to have been very upset, and she called the police in an attempt to find out who leaked the tape.[9] She also "obtained an injunction on grounds of privacy preventing any further publication or promotion of the video." [Wiki]
























So very pretty, and excellent legs.
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Man, I was working in the office you can see behind Homer. I wish I had known she was out there. Oh yeah, way hotter with the clothes off!!!!!!!!
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nice hairy legs..umm it's called waxing..
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shes horrible at sex.
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Look ma
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Look ma, no neck!
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I'll take her then
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this chick is just a pair of tits. stick legs, no hips, no ass. overrated as fuck, like all these British chicks.
DOOM HAS SPOKEN
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She's got pretty eyes. The first picture would've been very nice, if she had a neck! And a better dress would also improve things.
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Oh and her lips look nice, aswell.
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she is not pretty, why not sticky tape some big squishy plastic balls to a common looking girl and there you have it, your own keeley
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This bitch needs to stop wearing clothes and shit. What a waste of time.
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What was the point of having her there if no tatas flyin' out?
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nice eyes but weird nose and no chin...plus her torso looks too big for her head.
She looks out of proportion
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wow, the first pic is actually really scary.
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