Alessandra Ambrosio One Step Closer to Doing Playboy



These snaps were taken @ Roberto Cavalli Vodka and Giuseppe Cipriani Halloween Party in NYC





Once again, I would like to state that Ale's boyfriend/human-dildo in these pics is one lucky ass sonofabitchbastardwhorebag!!

Damn him.

Thanks to omega & oyevay for the pics!

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very hot

Monday, November 5th, 2007 @ 3:07pm
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She's got bloddy thunder thighs... but I'd buy the Playboy issue if she was in it

Monday, November 5th, 2007 @ 3:20pm
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She looks gorgeous and her bf is not ugly either.

Monday, November 5th, 2007 @ 3:26pm
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Flatchested, manfaced women have no place wearing the playboy bunny costume!! WTF is this shit!!

Monday, November 5th, 2007 @ 3:32pm
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the devil broke the mould after this one. she's way hot

Monday, November 5th, 2007 @ 3:35pm
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She has such short legs...
It's just so odd looking.

Monday, November 5th, 2007 @ 3:44pm
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E X T R E M E L Y HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

They look good together....

Monday, November 5th, 2007 @ 3:48pm
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they are both very average, so they look great together.

Monday, November 5th, 2007 @ 3:51pm
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She is the hottest thing since the sun

Monday, November 5th, 2007 @ 3:57pm
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#2..THUNDER THIGHS????
YOU WOULD NOT BE SAYING THAT IF YOU'VE SEEN HER IN REAL LIFE!
FUCK OFF..GO THROW UP U DUMB FUCK

Monday, November 5th, 2007 @ 4:06pm
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short legs? Her body is BANGIN! She may not be "all leg" but her body is beautifully proportioned, thin but just fucking perfect.

Monday, November 5th, 2007 @ 4:17pm
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She looks hot, but as usual, she's becoming sluttier and sluttier by the day

Monday, November 5th, 2007 @ 4:45pm
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Damn. There was probably more wood in that room that there is in the whole of Sherwood Forest!!

Monday, November 5th, 2007 @ 4:48pm
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those calling her manly probably look something like that lady in red in pic #6.

Monday, November 5th, 2007 @ 4:51pm
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Yeah.THUNDER THIGHS???You're probably a typical fatass cause you are allways commenting on here,on the computer all day long.

Monday, November 5th, 2007 @ 4:54pm
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I don't see anything wrong with her legs here. I think she looks good here. Still looks like a man but a very very very hot man.
Junglegirl, you could do better than that. I dont look anything like that woman on page 6. I wish I did.

Monday, November 5th, 2007 @ 4:58pm
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I would have answered this poll if there was an option that said:

"I don't care"

Monday, November 5th, 2007 @ 5:17pm
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Who´s he? She used to date a very friendly looking guy, now this douche?...

Monday, November 5th, 2007 @ 5:31pm
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Usually not a fan of her look at all, but I would not have lasted more than 30 secods if I had Halloween sex with her that night. She looks great and I'm still waiting on Adriana's pictures to make a comparison. That's what we do here, right? Compare Allesandra to Adriana? Maybe throw in a bit of Petra on the side? Let's see the Lima costume, please.

Monday, November 5th, 2007 @ 6:26pm
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Oh, you whore you!

Monday, November 5th, 2007 @ 6:30pm
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notice how alessandra's face is shaped like a foot???

also, i noticed that she looks more and more like ana nicole smith.

anyway, she's lookin pretty hot here.

Monday, November 5th, 2007 @ 6:36pm
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pstroyer
you can't compare those pics
two different body positions
different shoe
different angels.
IF they were standing straight up, side by side, facing same direction, bare foot
fine. But those pics don't say anything.

Monday, November 5th, 2007 @ 6:38pm
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damn that guy

Monday, November 5th, 2007 @ 6:43pm
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ummm, Lima's an inch or 2 taller than her as well so you can't really compare...there might be an inch difference in the leg length if they were the same height...ooooooh...sooooo terrible! lol

Monday, November 5th, 2007 @ 6:50pm
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i am very envious of alessandra :( not for the bf though, the career.

Monday, November 5th, 2007 @ 6:54pm
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ALESSANDRA AND ADRIANA ARE THE HOTTEST WOMEN ALIVE.

ALESSANDRA LOOKS DAMN HOT HERE!

Monday, November 5th, 2007 @ 7:01pm
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Her legs are very shapely
just gorgeous

Monday, November 5th, 2007 @ 7:05pm
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BY THE WAY, I WANT TO KILL THIS SON OF A BITCH!

HE DOES NOT DESERVE HER!

Monday, November 5th, 2007 @ 7:10pm
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^^me too

Monday, November 5th, 2007 @ 7:11pm
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Ale is so beautiful and sexy. I think the girl beside her is her sister Aline. Aline is very pretty, but it is almost impossible to look that good beside Alessandra, because Alessandra is just perfectly perfect.

Monday, November 5th, 2007 @ 7:14pm
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i'm still browsing... page 4, nice face. page 3 nice body but a total fag that i can't help hating for absolutly no other reason but tha fact he's near her is in the frame. i shall continue my browse...

Monday, November 5th, 2007 @ 7:16pm
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i'm speechless, i can't think of anything witty or stupid to say

Monday, November 5th, 2007 @ 7:24pm
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wow! gorgeous!

Monday, November 5th, 2007 @ 7:45pm
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OMG is that Adam Levine? man that fucking guy is a walking STD.

Monday, November 5th, 2007 @ 8:25pm
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her face is beautiful, but come on...it really is shaped like a foot. admit it!

look at page 2 and page 7, if you compare her face shape and size to the cleopatra girl, alessandra face is about 50% longer. it's pretty huge for her size.

Monday, November 5th, 2007 @ 8:37pm
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her sister's bangs are covering her forehead
so of course Ales face is going to looked longer since Ale has is pulled back.

Monday, November 5th, 2007 @ 8:58pm
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You guys are really stupid aren't you? How can you say you can't compare ale and adri by their body proportion just because the other one is taller??

It's proportion we're talking about here... It means, that if we have a country like USA which has a population of 303,298,116... and a country like China with a population over billion, and say for example we want their FEMALE TO MALE population proportion... DUHH dumbfucks... of course you can compare the two proportions, the population doesn't have anything to do with it... GET IT... fags

Same as comparing Adri and Ale through the proportion, even if one is taller, you can still compare. and clearly, Ale has short legs and long torso... that's how her body is proportioned... duh

Monday, November 5th, 2007 @ 9:00pm
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I'm not saying that Ale isn't hot... ale IS in fact very hot. But when we're talking about body proportions, I just can't help but agree with pstroyer... Although, to make my point, I'm not gonna compare her with Adri, since you might say i'm biased...

So here is a picture of Ale from the VSFS 2006 where you'll clearly see how short her legs really are:

http://theblemish.com/images/2006/11/victorias-secret-fashion-show-2006/...

And then compare her body proportion to the other models(pics in VSFS 2006): (NOTE: body proportion, NOT HEIGHT)

Anna Beatriz: http://theblemish.com/images/2006/11/victorias-secret-fashion-show-2006/...
Karolina:http://theblemish.com/images/2006/11/victorias-secret-fashion-show-2006/vsecretm-26.jpg
Miranda: http://theblemish.com/images/2006/11/victorias-secret-fashion-show-2006/...

Monday, November 5th, 2007 @ 9:08pm
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pystroyers pic only showed me 2 hot ladies. who cares about proportion!? i mean goodness...
and noxious bob. that thunder thigh line was beyond stupid. dude. do you know what the term "thunder thighs" gets at or are you just saying random things in the spare o da moment? (clearly without thinking)

Monday, November 5th, 2007 @ 9:13pm
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Yeah, it's all torso-y. Eeee.

Monday, November 5th, 2007 @ 9:16pm
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Perfection.

Monday, November 5th, 2007 @ 9:45pm
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Why does Ali always have that dumb sh*t look on her face??Those slanty eyes and pointy arched eyebrows are a nasty combo. She has a cuteness factor but the eyes bug me.

Monday, November 5th, 2007 @ 9:53pm
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this is the hottest I've ever seen her.

Monday, November 5th, 2007 @ 10:09pm
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I'd give my right arm to hit that just once.

Monday, November 5th, 2007 @ 11:25pm
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Whoaaa what's with all the hate?? I think both adriana and alessandra has their own strengths...c'mon, they're both very beautiful women!! And I don't think alessandra has a foot-shaped face...that's just absurd. then one side of her head would've been unusually larger than the other, and obviously, we don't see that here. In terms of proportion, I think her legs aren't short: they're normal. I think Adriana is very leggy. I bet that if you compare any other girl to Adriana's proportion, you'd think she has very short legs as well. plus, looking at these pictures, her legs actually look very long here.

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 @ 12:21am
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32. You missed the point. It's not about overall height. It's about torso / legs ratio. Yes, Adriana is taller but Alessandra has a longer torso than Adriana even though she is shorter. Simple math then tells you she has to have pretty stubby legs. For a supermodel...

And lmao @ omega. I find two pictures taken at the same position from the same angle at the same show by the same camera of the girls pretty much wearing same outfits (same heel height from the looks of it) and still she comes up with the "you can't compare those two pics" stuff... That picture NAILS it. You have to be pretty fucking dense to not see the difference.

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 @ 2:17am
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im pretty sure that dude is Adam Levine from Maroon 5.

if it is, and shes dating him, thats pretty fucking sad since hes one of those dudes that fucks asmany celebrity women as possible.

heres a picture of him.

you decide, to me it looks like its him.

guy is a fucking scumbag and like i said, hes a walking STD...

http://www.aolcdn.com/red_galleries/adam-levine-hair-400a073007.jpg

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 @ 4:22am
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Omega, I am sure this guy is not the Brazilian firefighter, but I do not know who this lucky bastard is either.

Again, she is looking stunning.

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 @ 5:38am
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D.E.L.I.C.I.O.U.S! Very, very hot!

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 @ 6:25am
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he really is a lucky bastard check out this pic

http://img159.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=93310_2_122_769lo.jpg

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 @ 6:47am
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shes not all that appealing.. ....... ....to me, still not nonexistent..
its a subjective statement.

my loyalty will be still for Lima..

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 @ 10:08am
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the only way you can truly compare proportions is by knowing the inseam (or hip to heel measurements) vs total height...I think by looking at 2 people who are 2 different heights is difficult, your eyes play tricks on you is all. I'm thinking Adri has an inch on Ale 1.5 inches tops. Adri is very very very leggy and Ale is more evenly proportioned but she is not out of proportion..that's just ridiculous! If someone knows her measurements, let me know.

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 @ 10:18am
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I'm a leg expert and you have to be over 50% leg (inseam) to be considered very very leggy..like Lima. If you are 48%-50% you are considered nicely proportioned and if you are less than 48% you are slightly out of proportion but not that noticeable unless someone is scrutinizing like on Bastardly...lol, less than 45%, stubby legs.

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 @ 10:50am
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I'm thinking Ale is around 48% but just a guess..she's like 5'10"? so maybe 33" inseam..need facts here people.

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 @ 10:51am
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BTW, having a round ASS is waaaaay more important than subtle differences in leg length...a woman with long legs and a flat wide ass has a shitty body period. (so says my boyfriend...like a cone with no icecream in it)

SO, if Ale has a bad body it's because her ass is a little on the flat side.

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 @ 10:58am
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pstroyer
those pics are not the same angle
look at the floor and the yellow light up lining the runway.
They are not even
And they two different shoes on
and their are bending their knees at different degrees
GISELE AND KK ARE THE LEGGEST OF THEM ALL

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 @ 1:43pm
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72. The angle is almost exactly the same (look at the floor and yellow line). It's fucking obvious that Alessandra is disproportioned by supermodel standards. Karolina and Gisele are slightly taller than Adriana but their leg / torso ratio are roughly the same. Besides, there are models who are way leggier than Gisele and Karolina. Brazilian Ana Hickmann for example. Long legs are not enough though...

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 @ 2:46pm
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Her body does look delicious here, but she does usually have a man face, like Gisele. I'm not really impressed at all by her overall, but she does look good here. There are definately more feminine looking models out there.

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 @ 5:30pm
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She is sheer perfection. Beautiful, sexy, hot...everything!

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 @ 5:45pm
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holy crap that looks like my boyfriend, he is super hot!!! she looks gorgeous, hot and sexy too, wow, i wonder who did her make-up?? it looks really good, but a little much

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 @ 6:16pm
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HOT! AS! HELL! She's got a warm, welcoming smile and she's oh so fine in the same time! And again, very feminine...I don't see one ounce of masculinity in her (but then again, I'm not an effeminate fag)

#71: Long legs are just as important as a round ass. The perfect combo would be long legs (the girl doesn't have to be tall, but her legs should be long compared to her body) and a round, proportionate, nicely shaped ass. And most men are leg/ass guys, including me.

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 @ 7:55pm
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her face is prettier than usual here. but her legs are really ugly for a model.

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 @ 10:32pm
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haha no it's not her sister's bangs, alessandra really has a long face that is shaped like a foot

Wednesday, November 7th, 2007 @ 1:25am
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thank god for push up bras

Wednesday, November 7th, 2007 @ 7:52am
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She's just the hottest thing on the planet. Period. Ya'll come up with some freak assessments, but thats what makes ya'll bastardly. I can't find a flaw, and even if there is one, I wouldn't notice while I was riding her hard all night every night. Absolute perfection...... And thats the bottom line.

Wednesday, November 7th, 2007 @ 11:59am
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actually, most guys are tits and ass guys and I'm one of them along with all of my friends...legs are 3rd, far behind the 2 most "womanly" parts. Legs mean nothing if you are flat chest/assed....in fact, a nice set of eyes comes 3rd, then legs...as long as they are not ridiculously stubby, just even with torso is GREAT.

Wednesday, November 7th, 2007 @ 2:02pm
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Oh, and by the way, Miranda Kerr has a face like an 8 year old that looks waaay too short and round...weird. Ale is gorgeous!

Wednesday, November 7th, 2007 @ 2:03pm
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oh yah, and the older I get, the more I look for a woman who doesn't have a stomach ravaged by pregnancy (stretch marks and loose hanging skin or tummy tuck scar), that comes just after tits and ass...this is reality folks, not airbrushing..at least my world.

Wednesday, November 7th, 2007 @ 2:46pm
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Did she eat rice that night? what a big belly...jejeje.

Sunday, December 2nd, 2007 @ 4:07pm
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A MAN!!

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 12:58pm
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thunder? u have to be kidding

Thursday, November 5th, 2009 @ 3:24pm
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This girl is perfection!

Monday, November 5th, 2007 @ 3:30pm
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No.

Monday, November 5th, 2007 @ 4:07pm
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She looks good here. Definitely better than Kim. Mari is right though. Her legs / torso ratio is disproportioned. At least by supermodel standards.

www.casperchristophersen.com/proportions.jpg

Her biggest weakness is still her ass though.

Monday, November 5th, 2007 @ 4:20pm
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How does she have thunder thighs and short legs? i guess she isnt very tall for a model, and she's shaped somewhat like a regular human being, but that doesnt make her ugly and manly. Now, i'm not normally a fan of alessandra's, i am obsessed with adriana lima, and i would always pick her over ale, but jeez, you people should go strip off your Own clothes in front of the mirror, and then come back and tell me she's ugly. Seriously, go, ill bet you wont be able to say she is ugly after you look at your own deperate selves.

Monday, November 5th, 2007 @ 4:46pm
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What do you mean what does she see in him, he's yummy. She doesn't look any better than him.

Monday, November 5th, 2007 @ 4:48pm
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she looks great, her boyfriend isn't very cute , she could do better.

Monday, November 5th, 2007 @ 5:17pm
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different shoes
different angles **** not angels
sorry I am already geared up for the fashion show.

Monday, November 5th, 2007 @ 6:39pm
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oh and her face shape is gorgeous, you jealous HO.

Monday, November 5th, 2007 @ 6:51pm
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HOLY CRAP!!!! dear lord.... seriously guys... she is lookin' hot right there. what is wrong with people? you tellin' me she looks like a man? what stupid faggots.

p.s. we want adriana (or make that me)

Monday, November 5th, 2007 @ 7:05pm
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I stopped reading @ thunder thighs...

Monday, November 5th, 2007 @ 7:46pm
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The chick in the Cleopatra costume is Ale's SISTER Aline.

Monday, November 5th, 2007 @ 8:38pm
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hey Jackson, Moe, or anyone
what does Ale's man do for a living???
this isn't the firefighter is it???
doesn't look like him, could be wrong though

Monday, November 5th, 2007 @ 11:34pm
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@ 57. No, this guy is not Steven Allain. I did some research (wow, I kinda sounded like Rasheed now) but I didn´t find anything about him. Steven Allain recently put her on the cover Fluir magazine (for which he works as the international editor). A little later and she dumped him...ironic, isn´t it?

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 @ 6:54am
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Oh, and she has sexy thighs, not stick legs like the others, curves baby.

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 @ 10:20am
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just look at her pics standing beside paris hilton and miranda kerr, alessandra's face length looks like it's going to take the whole f*ckin picture space

Wednesday, November 7th, 2007 @ 1:26am
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Get your hands off her, you bastard!! She's MINE!

Monday, November 5th, 2007 @ 4:49pm
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pag 5

Assless Ambrosio

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 @ 6:55am
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extreme hot, dtm racing that runs playboy...

Thursday, November 6th, 2008 @ 1:44am
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BRAZILIAN GIRLS ARE THE BEST 1ST PLACE ADRIANA 2ND PLACE ALE 3RD PLACE ANA BEATRIZ , ALE IT'S SO HOT, SO CUTE, SO NAUGHTY AND HE'S A LUCKY BASTARD

Saturday, November 8th, 2008 @ 7:51pm
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her legs ain't short , they're the same length as adriana's just the thing is she has a bit wider tights and actually someind of waist which adriana doesn't have at all , so it looks like her legs were longer , but they aren't

Thursday, January 15th, 2009 @ 5:03am
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She's gorgeous. The man with her in Picture 3 looks like a tool.

Thursday, November 5th, 2009 @ 11:17am
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