Sexy Maria Sharapova & The New (Ugly) Land Rover
Monday, November 5th, 2007 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
And the Wiki says...
In April 2006, Sharapova signed a three-year deal to endorse their vehicles. One source with knowledge of the deal said it was worth approximately U.S. $2 million per year. Sharapova gets a free Land Rover Range Rover Sport in Florida and a chauffeured Land Rover Discovery wherever she wants. [Wiki]
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She must be like 7 feet tall with those heels! So much better to see your legs!!
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I would bury my head between her legs and not come back out until spring. That snatch is probably so well groomed and probably tastes like Pringles Original.
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She is hot, but she lacks on sense of fashion. She never looks as hot/pretty as she can be
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Thats got to be the tastiest treat today. Those legs (along with Joss Stone) can be wrapped around me ANYTIME
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I don't give two shits about her legs when her face looks as though she is mildly retarded.
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face is bordering on average, but her legs are amazing
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don't even know if she can fit into that thing
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I'd fuck her until she yelps.
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Yeah, she's about....6'6" or 6'7" with those heels...
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Heck, Mr Chubby would have done the endorsments for half that. Idiots...
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''Welcome to Glamazon Heights, we hope you enjoy your stay...''
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wow she's a monster. Must be 7 feet tall.
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I would love to test the rear shocks on that Land Rover by railing the hell out of her in the back seat. About 300 of my pelvic thrusts into her would really show whether or not that Land Rover can handle off road driving. And I would do it for free too.
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It's as if God re-invented legs just for her . . . .
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holy fucking Brobdingnag!
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how is she sexy but rihanna's a man? ludicrous.
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Bland as hell.
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she is fuckin HUGE
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great bod, super legs but she's just blahhhh looking
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e mormous johnson is killin' it. lol...
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killer legs. tiny head.
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definetly NOT sexy.
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Never got her appeal. She's fugly like Stacy Keibler.
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i concur with M, 100%.
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those legs are so fucking hot....they could wrap around me twice.
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never liked tall women and their sasquatch feet.
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wow the land rover looks like a ford now :( i wonder what the range rover looks like since those two guys are blocking the view.
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sexy body and legs, face is average, upskirt moment?
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I give this chick another two years of hotness tops. She's aging crazy fast. Does she have that gigantism disease?
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Not keen on the face AT ALL but she has fantastic legs.
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Face is average, but she's so tall, all I would see is the legs anyway. Bring it on.
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average face
flat chest
but oh so sexy legs
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Oh, and I'd drink her bathwater.
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FUCKIN' GIANT. OH MY LORD!
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