37 Scandalous Comments

anyone else waiting to hear the transformation music from the Incredible Hulk tv show, followed up by loud ripping sounds?

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 @ 3:16pm
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She looks good in tight jeans, yo!

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 @ 3:40pm
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Ya, I always noticed you never saw pictures of her giant turd-cutter.

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 @ 3:41pm
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I think she looks greatLove her

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 @ 3:46pm
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I think she looks great, too. She should avoid legs hugging dresses, but she looks good in jeans.

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 @ 4:07pm
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Her legs are pretty fat for tight jeans.

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 @ 4:10pm
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yes LAwd!

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 @ 4:21pm
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I know I'm nasty..but it looks like she stuffed those pants with something on the thigh area..or they are heavily padded.

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 @ 4:58pm
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Fat thighs. I bet there's a cellulite party inside those jeans.

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 @ 5:04pm
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UltraSkinnyGirl, I bet I'd break you in half with my dick if I fucked your anorexic ass.

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 @ 5:30pm
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She fills them in fine. More than usual but she makes it work.

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 @ 5:36pm
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LOOKS GOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 @ 5:46pm
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Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 @ 7:04pm
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"Steatopygia." Look it up on Wikipedia.

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 @ 7:05pm
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Whoa...you do get the feeling that the jeans will rip any second! She's got trunks for legs. Even the heels don't help (cause they do make legs look much thinner than they acutally are).

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 @ 7:21pm
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She should remember this:I'M NOT YET A WINNER.I COULD BE THINNER.SO I MUST GO THROW UP DINNER!!!

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 @ 8:57pm
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gross, I hate girls who are built like this and think they can show their legs..Hide that nasty shit asap!@ Her upper body is 3 times smaller than her lower body, she's a scientific mystery.

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 @ 9:38pm
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No worse than Mena Suvari's legs or Nelly Furtado. They all have really small tops, and large bottoms.

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 @ 10:48pm
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Tony..were you trying to insult me..?

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 @ 10:52pm
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Tony..was that an insult?

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 @ 10:55pm
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overrated.

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 @ 11:48pm
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are you guys serious?? you talk about her like she's huuuuge...she's probably like a size 6 or 8 get a grip

Wednesday, November 7th, 2007 @ 12:04am
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#23 chichadee, One thing you've got to understand is that about 90% of the guys that post on this site are undercover pedaphiles that like their women to be bodied like 11 yr. old boys. No ass, no breast, no thighs, no hips,etc. They wouldn't know how to deal with and/or appreciate a female that actual looks like a GROWN ASS FUCKIN WOMAN. So of course when they compare a healthy lookin female's body to that gross corpse lookin standard of beauty that hollywood is now trying to shove down people's throat, it's going to seem "disgusting" to them. Hilarious isn't it?

Wednesday, November 7th, 2007 @ 12:39am
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Hey Alicia! You're gorgeous but skinny jeans is a big no-no.

Wednesday, November 7th, 2007 @ 1:31am
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me thinks she looks kinda juicy...i'd like to see what kind of camel toe she can muster...

Wednesday, November 7th, 2007 @ 2:16am
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Y'all are fucken retarded. She looks good. She looks thick. You all must be lame preppy white boys who stand for the whole 8% of men who actually like model's figures. Alicia keys is curvy, she stands for what a REAL woman looks like. It's funny how you guys zoom into model's flat asses and call them sexy. They probably have pain everytime they sit on there tail bones. It's funny y'all talk real shit about A.Keys, but she wouldn't give any of you the time of day. So, you distorted little gringos can sit at your computers and jack off to the sticks with 10 pounds of makeup and the rest of us men will enjoy the real women who don't look like little boys when naked.

Wednesday, November 7th, 2007 @ 4:13am
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i'm a skinny girl and i have to admit she looks good in those so stop hatin' betchez

Wednesday, November 7th, 2007 @ 9:29am
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Viking Balls you are an asshole.
I agree with Dat_doOd, chichadee & will

Wednesday, November 7th, 2007 @ 5:20pm
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maybe shes trying to squeeze what little talent she has into her torso by wearing jeans that tight.....but from her past output, shes gonna have to wear jeans about 8 sizes to small.....

Thursday, November 8th, 2007 @ 7:01am
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Alicia Keys is fine as hell.. you people are stupid if you think she is fat she is thick!! she is perfect!! her thighs are sexy NOBODY WANTS TO STARVE THEMSELVES TO LOOK LIKE THEY HAVE AIDS ALL DRIED UP LOOKING LIKE SHIT! nasty boney women with no breast no hips no butt no curvy firm thighs THEY LOOK LIKE MEN!! they are ugly and disgusting! slim or thick is sexy fat and boney is UGLY!! women are suppose to have some fat just no too much of it. flat tummy is a must and her tummy is sexy so shut up you fools!

http://www.assmatrix.com/thick.htm

Tuesday, November 13th, 2007 @ 8:12pm
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I think she is very sexy with a little meat on her bones;P jiggle jiggle haha and very sexy thighs to

Wednesday, December 26th, 2007 @ 2:46pm
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i think they are a size 8 but she should be in a 12 or i don't think it would hurt if she worked out ....

Monday, February 25th, 2008 @ 5:20pm
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I am hearing the hulk music too... HULK SMASH!

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 @ 3:42pm
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I agree with the others who said that women should not be shaped like little boys, but should have hips, thighs, and ass. I'd love to have my face between Alicia Keys's big thighs.

Tuesday, August 5th, 2008 @ 9:44pm
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You guys are really strange, how in the hell can you find this not sexy. Your suggesting she stay away from these from of attire ?

Post your picture up and we'll have a discussion about you ;)

Sunday, August 10th, 2008 @ 11:15am
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wow sure tight bitch

Thursday, August 14th, 2008 @ 9:55am
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She looks nice even though she looks plain i like the color of her skinney jeans

Saturday, June 20th, 2009 @ 2:43pm
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