Amber Heard Lookin' Yummy Cute @ Beowulf Premiere
Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
And the Wiki says...
Amber Heard (born on April 22, 1986, in Austin, Texas) is an American actress. She has played minor roles in various television shows and movies. She is perhaps best known for her role of Greta Matthews on the CW television show, Hidden Palms. She plays the lead role (and title character) in All The Boys Love Mandy Lane, which debuted at the Toronto International Film Festival in 2006 and will be released theatrcially in 2008. [Wiki]
She's ok. Those boobies so want to escape from her dress!
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Not to shabby, but Scarlett is much much better
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That is a tasty morsel. Dress is way to tight.....Check out her back just hanging out of that thing.
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Cute.
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The biggest compliment I can pay this girl is that I want to stick my tongue in her ass. Not on her ass, but in her ass, because I would bet anything that her asshole tastes like candy. I want her on all fours, totally naked (except for the shoes; I love when girls wear their shoes when they're fucking--why is that? Can someone please explain this fetish to me? Is it because I've watched to much porn and I'm a perv? Is that it? Yes?) and then I want to come up behind her and spread her ass and swirl my tongue around the rim of her asshole. After a while I would then suck on her pussy and the back of her thighs and then I would go back to eating her incredible, blonde, 21 year old asshole. Someone please kill me.
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LOL Edward Yang.
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No, she doesn't look like ScarJo. And that's a good thing! But her body looks a little awkward in some of the pics.
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Edward....Maybe you need good, polish girl friend.....See I forgot my articles...Watch "Murder by death" people.
Seriously though...I she just make me feel animalistic! I just want to rip that boustierre and appologize profusely for them having to be trapped in there so tightly.
Mmmm...Mmmm....So sorry.......CAn you forgive me.....MMMMM!
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i want to glaze her like a krispy kreme doughnut
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I do need a Polish girl friend. I guess. Wait, why do I need a Polish girl friend? Do they like to keep their heels on in bed and do they like to have their asses eaten? Because if they do, then yes, I need a Polish girlfriend. I need something nasty in my life.
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What does it mean when a man likes to alternately masturbate to hot chicks (Amber Heard begets Tegan Presley begets Bai Ling begets Kaiya Lynn begets Leighton Meester begets Lindsay Kay [who, I might add, is going to be a candidate for the Porn Star Hall of Fame if she keeps fucking like she does and if she keeps taking cumshots like she does; I mean, Lindsay Kay should be in a manual that's handed out to all 18 year old girls so they can see how you take a come shot, i.e., like it's Holy Communion] begets JoAnne Garcia begets Anna Belle begets ad infinitum) and read from the Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus? Does that mean he's schizo?
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Stunning!
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that was awesome ed y. :)
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I'd fuck the bejeesus out of her.
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She looks better than Scarlett Johansson.
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Great body, but did anyone else get tired of looking at her funky cat eyes, her crooked teeth, and her weird smile by the fourth picture? If she'd take her dress off, she'd be pretty good though.
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The Duck Approves.
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Her eyes don't smile.
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pretier face thanScarlett, but Amber's twins are premature to Scarlett's full term twins.
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better than Scarlett.
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She's a gorgeous woman. Now let's hope she's not a fucking whore.
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Average looking face, decent body. Hate the eye makeup, her dress and shoes make her look like a Goth whore.
At least 80% of the women posted are WAY hotter than this plain chick...and yet she gets all positive comments. What the fuck.
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not exactly hot. But I wouldn't kick her out of bed.
DOOM HAS SPOKEN
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Wow, I think she is way hotter than ScarJo!
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Her eyes are wonderful!
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Yeah, this girl's a lot prettier than Scarlett.
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This girl makes my dick throb and anyone who disagrees with me is going to get a metaphorical knuckle sandwich in the chops. And she doesn't look like Scar Jo. She looks like a young Naomi Watts. Scar Jo is a pigeon-toed frump compared to this hot out of the oven piece of snizz.
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I want to come on her forehead
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