Bastardly Lunch-Time Snack: Juicy Pages from the VS Catalog
Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

The three women featured are Alessandra Ambrosio, Marisa Miller, and Miranda Kerr.
Gaaaad-d-d-d-d-d-daaamn!
























Ales smokin as ususal
miranda looks great in that skirt thing(I want one) and those wings.
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MANFACE + airbrushed to death. Even airbrushed her face doesn't look good.
Miranda actally looks female, so she wins by far.
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marisa miller is so smokin hot. i'd quit drinking for her(well, maybe)
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Wow....I don't give a fuck.
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In the face department: Ale > Miranda > Marisa.
Body: Marisa > Miranda > Ale.
So I choose Miranda.
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Marisa has the perfect body, it's widely known she's naturally boobed and has a bangin ASS. Her stomach is so long and beautiful too. It's nice to have long legs but if they are too much of your body, you end up being really short waisted and it looks horrible. Marisa is perfectly proportioned and that always looks the best naked and in clothes.
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ale is so weird looking,not pretty at all. MIranda looks better than ale.
i really dont know how people can compare ale and adriana or think that they are in the same level, its just crazy, ale looks like a rat compare to adriana.
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"Marisa has the perfect body, it’s widely known she’s naturally boobed and has a bangin ASS."
She has a "banging ass"? That's news to me.
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marisa had a boob job after doing perfect 10
there is a pic on her lying on her back and her boobs are standing straight up
but she does have a great butt and rock hard abs.
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Ale is always the hottest of the hot.... She's so much more gorgeous than all these.
Marisa looks good enough to eat, but Miranda.... she looks like a 12 year old. That explains why all you perv's are droolin' all over this teenie booper....
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alessandra is the hottest by far
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Well, Ale's evidently the hottest one...she's not fake, no surgeries (like Marissa...no she's not naturally boobed...she used to be then she got those round knockers for no reason whatsoever) and she also doesn't look too chilidish (like Miranda). But they're all smoking hot, any heterosexual man would see that.
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ale is looking amazing
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I MISS ADRIANA LIMA.
ALE IS FAVORITE HERE, OF COURSE
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hmm me too i do miss adriana...
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Why is Marisa still modeling, that granny needs to retire already. Miranda and Ale are the next hot thing.
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nothing too exciting in this one.
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wooo hooo MIRANDA KERR FOR THE WIN!!!
Adorable girly face and banging body (soft, NOT bony and harsh like ale's)!
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marissa is stunning
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wow..she kinda looks like an actual female in this one.
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alesssandra is gorgeous
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Alessandra is my favorite.
All of the VS angels are gorgeous though...
I can't believe people are actually saying any of these women are ugly or unattractive...come on now...
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yummy.. all of them..
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hot, ale is the best
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MIRANDA KERR IS THE MOST OVERRATED RAT IN THE HISTORY OF VS!
LIKE OMG
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Marisa does have small eyes and leathery skin so she loses points there, Ale's prettier and so is Miranda.
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the sexiest & most beautiful victoria's secret angels! thanks for the post!!
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ALESSANDRA,MARISA&MIRANDA ARE FUCKING BITCHES,CUNTS,SLUTS&WHORES. I HOPE THEY ALL GET GANG RAPED AND DIE FROM AIDS,LIKE THEY FUCKING DESERVE. I FUCKING HATE THEM.
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