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This bitch is Jessica Simpson if she went anorexic.

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 @ 4:04pm
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Marissa Miller : Jessica Simpson :: Petra Nemcova : Tori Spelling

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 @ 4:22pm
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Superb form.

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 @ 4:25pm
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I really like her body, but her face is nothing special. And fried skin.

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 @ 4:30pm
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Horribly damaged skin. I liked her tits better before the implants.

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 @ 4:43pm
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Marisa doesn't doesn't have implants. She was in Perfect 10. And her breasts haven't changed since. And it's not really bad skin. she has A LOT of freckles and they usually try to cover them up.

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 @ 4:53pm
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She doesn't have implants, and her skin has always been a disaster, but what do you expect, she's "from california" and she "likes surfing" (=she's retarded=).
Apart from that, or because of that, i love her.
Oh and also, she has an amazing body.

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 @ 4:54pm
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Perfect body, without a doubt. She's a freak of nature, though, to be so thin and have such large natural breasts. And they ARE natural; just look at her ipod picture in last year's Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 @ 4:59pm
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Smoking body, though I can see some rough points.

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 @ 5:02pm
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She has a very nice body, but like many models the face is bla.

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 @ 5:08pm
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Utter perfection.

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 @ 5:16pm
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Wow, she's all sorts of awesome. The cover pic looks like she has a man-jaw, though.

Heads up, dudes! Curves on pic 4!

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 @ 5:41pm
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Marisa had natural breasts doing perfect 10
The ipod pic has been airbrushed to death
she got implants later, here's a classic pic of them being rock hard, standing straight when she is lying down
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/006605.html
But I have to admit, she has a great butt and rock hard abs, wow.

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 @ 5:56pm
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Fake boobs...that's a disappointement.. Other than that, she's smoking hot. She does look a little like Jessica Simpson face-wise, but you know...so much hotter!

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 @ 6:56pm
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So sad how some think this bitch is an example of a "curvy woman".

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 @ 7:19pm
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LOVE HER!!! anytime, anywhere

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 @ 7:22pm
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oh HELLL yeahhhhhh

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 @ 7:26pm
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She looks like a Jessica Simpson.. except with a way better body.

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 @ 7:26pm
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sorry for the double post
it's the lag

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 @ 8:10pm
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She looks good from far away only. She looks nothing like man face Jessie either.

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 @ 8:12pm
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fake tits....blah

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 @ 11:35pm
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too sexy for words

Wednesday, November 7th, 2007 @ 3:35am
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she looks kinda old to me...

Wednesday, November 7th, 2007 @ 3:47am
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Her tits are real, you're a bunch of homos.

Wednesday, November 7th, 2007 @ 5:49am
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She is pretty

I have seen similar faces though..in a lot of models

The body is amazing..one of the best i have seen

I do think her boob are fake however

Wednesday, November 7th, 2007 @ 9:14am
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your right she doesn't look like jessica, jungle girl. cause jessica is much hotter with a much more welcoming body. plus jess doesn't have grotesque freckles raging across her body to a point photoshop crashes every time they have to edit them out. plus on page 2 she looks like a medieval prince named ramza. nuff said....

Wednesday, November 7th, 2007 @ 11:15am
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E.T. phone home

Wednesday, November 7th, 2007 @ 11:43am
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These pics don't do her body justice. Marisa is RIPPED.

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/9447/marissa112qt6.jpg

Wednesday, November 7th, 2007 @ 5:02pm
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Her tits aren't fake. She is always forced into extremely tight tops to make them look even larger, although that is highly unnecessary. I would try and have 5 kids with this woman. Her genetics are amazing.

Wednesday, November 7th, 2007 @ 5:56pm
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'Works For Me!"

Wednesday, November 7th, 2007 @ 6:51pm
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I like that spider web suit..or whatever it is on photo 1.Sexy.

Wednesday, November 7th, 2007 @ 8:44pm
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her bodies good but thats about it..compared to other beauties, most everything on her is fake, skin color, hair color, boobs, hair, makeup

Wednesday, November 7th, 2007 @ 10:12pm
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I always admire a woman with huge natural boobs and a flat flat stomach. They look natural to me and I know her body type well, athletic shoulders, huge boobs, small waist, narrowish hips (only slightly narrower than shoulders, not manly or anything). It's a well known female body type that 21% of women have, they usually have the genetics to be athletic and keep their shape and stomach tone after children. The pear shape is 40%, there's a few others, the hour glass is only 8% of women..so it's funny how every woman is measured up against such a rare shape.

Thursday, November 8th, 2007 @ 10:14am
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Every other woman's body fails to measure up against hers..wow.

I just wish she didn't have thick, leathery skin and very small, heavily hooded eyes.

Thursday, November 8th, 2007 @ 10:36am
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her long sexy stomach does it for me, she also has nice long legs...perfect proportions..does it for me.

Thursday, November 8th, 2007 @ 11:26am
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no ive heard of her yrs. ago, she sexy, i really need to do her.

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 @ 4:23pm
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**not A jessica simpson

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 @ 7:27pm
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Johnny Mak is a chubby chaser..he likes wideload kelly brooke over this hot assed goddess. Just compare asses! Round and sexy vs flat and unfit (pale, flabby) yuck!

Kelly has healthier skin b/c she looks like Casper the friendly ghost...pick your evil ladies.

Wednesday, November 7th, 2007 @ 9:15am
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Does Marisa Miller actually have fake boobs?

Saturday, April 19th, 2008 @ 7:12pm
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haha her boobs are fake, but she has the cutest butt! I love it!

Saturday, April 19th, 2008 @ 10:46pm
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I went to high school with Marisa and she was pretty flat-chested back then...you don't go from an a or b cup to a d or dd cup in your late teens without the help of a surgeon. Don't get me wrong, she's a beautiful girl, but those boobs aren't real.

Friday, May 23rd, 2008 @ 9:33pm
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