Eva Mendes Does November, 2007 Latina Magazine
Wednesday, November 7th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Eva's currently ripping through the media in order to promote her new flick, We Own The Night. Here's a brief plot summary:
Queens, New York 1988. Amada (Eva Mendez) masturbates on a couch while Bobby Green (Joaquin Phoenix) watches. Bobby then walks over and fingers her while they make out. They are interrupted by Jumbo (Danny Hoch), who tells him that Marat wants to see him, and that there are topless girls dancing on the bar downstairs. Bobby leaves the room and walks to a balcony, leading to the upper level of a popular nightclub that he manages. [Read the rest @ the flick's Wiki page]
I still say she's a buttaface.
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her nose and her eyebrows are ugly.
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Does the dress come like that or is she missing a few buttons.
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Damn tasty chick.. really tasty.
hey Moe, whats with 5 pages of the same picture?
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taco-bell ho
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For what God gave her...she makes it work. I would hit it.
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jesus christ, 2 mandes posts in one day?
fuck.
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I would love to be inside of her four hours at a time.
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5 pages of the same photo.
Nice.
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she is sooo sexy and sooo average.
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not really that pretty.
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MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY!!!
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moe you have a subscription to Latina magazine?
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Wouldn't mind tickling her taco.
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Am I the only one that thinks she looks like a tranny?
I think I saw her the other day on Vine and Santa Monica!
The Films of SPIKE MICHAELS:
-HOTTIE DANGER
-DARLING KILL
-THE GIRL WITH GOLDEN EYES
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You have the same stupid cover photo on every one of the 5 "next page" links. Um, stupiddd?
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A butta face?!!!!! Are you joking? She is f*cking gorgeous! OMG. One mans trash is another mans treasure, but jeez
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She's f#*kin ugly!! I dont understand the drama about her.... Honestly, she looks like a horse.
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she is beautiful!
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EVA IS A FUCKING WHORE. EVA IS A FUCKING SLUT. EVA IS A FUCKING CUNT. EVA IS A FUCKING BITCH. I FUCKING HATE EVA. EVA DESERVES TO GET GANG RAPED AND DIE FROM AIDS.
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Well well, looks who's here with her magical comment.
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