Bastardly Breaking News!! Jessica Biel Snaps Photos of Paparazzi!
Wednesday, November 7th, 2007 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
What the hell are celebs trying to prove when they do this...?!
What the hell are celebs trying to prove when they do this...?!
Yeah butt...who wants to see pictures of paparazzi?
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OW SNAP!
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I don't want to see paparazzi pictures, but I do want to see naked pictures of her
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Privacy-lawsuit-pending ho.
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I don't think celebs are trying to prove anything. Even if they are, so what? Paps and celeb blogs need to stop being whiny little bitches every time a celeb doesn't do exactly what they want. If I were a celeb I might do the same thing not to prove anything but just for the hell of it. So, obviously you are biased and should fucking shut up.
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you would think someone with so little talent for her chosen field would be grateful to be recognized for choosing to be in that field.
you would think...
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What a dumb twat!
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This no talent bitch needs to already do hardcore porn, because her hot body and buttaface are putting her on the path of Lisa Rhinna.
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Maybe she take picture for next guy. Her Fuckface is boring and stupid. As singer is ZERO.
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she confuses me. why the fuck does she have such an attitude?
oh yeah thats right, shes dating Justin Timberfag and shes prolly not getting fucked correctly.
i guess anyone would be a bitch if they were having sex with that queer, as hes just using her to make people think hes NOT gay....
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^^ LOL
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thats right jessica, the master plan. surely they will never bother you again. (sarcasim ofcourse)
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such an angry little lesbo-tron isn't she?
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dumb stuck up bitch, going the Alba route.....
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"What the hell are celebs trying to prove when they do this…?!"
haha and why the hell are you doing the same, u guys should get a real job and stop fucking others people lives. i like bastardly, this caption is just too fucking retarded ...
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just like jessica alba, this woman is trying hard NOT to look hot.
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Jessucka Albatross doesnt have to try very hard to to look ugly....
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one of these days homegirl is just going to go straight up postal, worse then Brit Brit did. its gonna be like that one movie Paparazzi where dude starts to off the Pap. i think Biel could trump that piece of shit movie.
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yeah its pretty stupid and I have that same camera!!!
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Looks like Jessica's been very tired of paparazzi lately. Hayden Panettiere, on the other hand, enjoys every second of her midgetastic fame.
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